ain't it a pity
that he's not looking pretty
hi fidel - ity
by ash
 
			
Hey Che Guevara,
Marxist guerrilla hero!
Now you sell T-shirts
by chessbored of playing tuba in cuba 
 
			
another cigar
for old Mr Castro please!
 - Bill Clinton has some
by chessbored of .. 
 
			
Condoleeza Rice
Please tell Israel, 'be nice!'
baby killing cunts
by chessbored of fuck scousers 
 
			
Rain sounds like hot piss
as it splashes my window
please!  no more!  the pane!
by chessbored of looking in your sock drawer 
 
			
Oh Sheherezade
tell me another story
like you did last night
by chessbored of rimsky korsakov 
 
			
hey there egotists
whining so pitifully,
BAD Haiku - recall?
by chessbored of up a tree with your mum 
 
			
more valerian?
induces wonderful sleep
but so does a wank
by chessbored of insomnia 
 
			
Mentulam caco,
quisque comoedus est.
morologus es!
by chessbored of Romeing about 
 
			
latin, do ut des
concept; favour for a favour
quid pro quo exchange
by gigue
 
			
dear Dross drival sir
please, practice what you preach, sir
lead by example ... sir
by enchillada
 
			
Toilet graffiti
That
by iF YOU HAVE ANY
 
			
A bit harsh maybe?
Actually some are not bad
But most are dreadful
by Dross, dross everywhere, not a haiku to see
 
			
toilet grafiti?
don't over exert yourself
you may spew more shit
by chessbored of dropping the kids off at the pool 
 
			
Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!
by Drivel and dross
 
			
what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion
by gigue
 
			
if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you  lose easy
by checkmate
 
			
hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live
 zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin
by lixxy dance legs lotta flower
 
			
I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking
by chessbored of starbucks 
 
			
Viktor Frankl wrote
on 'Man's search for meaning',
then he fell down dead
by chessbored of life is what you make it 
 
			
don't waste your sad life
make your existence count some
writing bad haiku
by ash
 
			
Defy conventions
Seven syllables - why?
Only I keep count
by chessbored of fly spray smells bad 
 
			
go digg in the graveyard 
and gratefully lick neitzche's rotten  ass again
thats all you can do
by the geoo have two sides
 
			
God is Dead.....so dead
Hip Hip Hooray for Neitzche
Cosmic angst teacher
by chessbored of feeling naueseous 
 
			
Insult my twaddle?
Really stinks in the middle.
Dude - thats your anus!
by chessbored of sniff a bike seat for Jesus 
 
			
Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay
by chessbored of on top of the world 
 
			
two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!
by chessbored of SECRET 
 
			
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain
by Try just a little harder,Please!!!
 
			
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
by Why do I find twadle insulting
 
			
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
by Why do I find twadle insulting
 
			
I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
   whateva
   cool
  be real
 stay loose
by tasty mind
 
			
wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure
by ignored and revengeful
 
			
return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons
by ash of variation without sedation 
 
			
a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons
by ash
 
			
i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates
by ash
 
			
haiku by the yard
he's a bard of sweaty lard
and not some retard
by ash
 
			
clang clang sweet poontang
hear manic neurones go bang
pull your verbal whang
by ash
 
			
Oh wow, you're pregnant!?!?
What a wonderful blessing!
My mistake, you chub.
by chessbored of over there 
 
			
Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?
by chessbored of bile 
 
			
You desperate perv!
Larger ladies attractive?
Vast sweaty butt crack!  
by chessbored of go on a diet 
 
			
Hey! Haiku!  Haiku!
It's quite the fun thing to do
I'm atheist Jew
by chessbored of secular humanism 
 
			
Have you done a fart?
Perhaps you've shit your self?
It's just how I smell
by chessbored of odour eater 
 
			
inversion table
stretch my aching spine out flat
fat hairy baby
by chessbored of behind you 
 
			
forgot to add name!
Valerian working in my brain
do you feel the same?
by chessbored of oopsy 
 
			
This one is happy
happy happy joy joy joy!
Very short and snappy 
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool - 
you hateful bastards
by chessbored of wheeee 
 
			
Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy 
Public watch 'Pop Idol'
by chessbored of .... 
 
			
Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name
by chessbored of ploppy 
 
			
Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin
by chessbored of angry 
 
			
We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)
by chessbored of take your silly car away and bother someone else