Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts
Haiku # 36585, August 3, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by chessbored of Do not pass Go
Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location
Haiku # 36584, August 3, 2006 9:42 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there
Haiku # 36583, August 3, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by chessbored of backcomb your pubes
Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"
Haiku # 36582, August 3, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by chessbored of outside
3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et
Haiku # 36581, August 3, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by chessbored of sac it to me
please pull my finger
and seal the windows and doors
so it'll linger
Haiku # 36580, August 3, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by chesbored of eggy
Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell
Haiku # 36579, August 3, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by chessbored of sniff sniff
Look over there, a thief!

......but I dont see anyone.

He's good, stole your eyes
Haiku # 36578, August 3, 2006 5:40 pm ET
by chessbored of blinky
Air on your G String
Now please blow my pink oboe
Woodwind siren song
Haiku # 36577, August 3, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by chessbored of toot toot
No Radio 3
Modulation misery
pirates are to blame
Haiku # 36576, August 3, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by chessbored of qwerty
Prostitute said what
to Abbott and Costello?
"Who's on first?" of course
Haiku # 36575, August 3, 2006 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he's as abrassive
as forty grit sandpaper
on a grinding wheel
Haiku # 36574, August 3, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Lame dialectic
Um ... "Holy irrelevance!"
Thought this: badhaiku
Haiku # 36573, August 3, 2006 1:29 am ET
by Lush
what goes around, eh ?
history is mystery
get what you de-serb
Haiku # 36572, August 2, 2006 8:37 pm ET
by ash
Belgrade prostitute?
Slobber-down-my-cock-you-bitch
Dead Milosevic
Haiku # 36571, August 2, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by chessbored of past tense
tunder from the black sky
I feel the presence that never lies
stillness of the night wind
Haiku # 36570, August 2, 2006 4:03 pm ET
by mercy as a blade
NW 10 G 17 means
2-min average wind direction is NW
2-min average wind speed is 10

belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)
Haiku # 36569, August 2, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up
Haiku # 36568, August 2, 2006 2:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief
Haiku # 36567, August 2, 2006 2:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look a thief
these serbian ustashas scream
while destroying the entire serbia
Haiku # 36566, August 2, 2006 2:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
many serbian ustashas in belgrade
pretend they cooperate with the west
filling their own pockets

lying against the serbs they can
saying mom and pop
've not taught them not to steal

these were the same ustashas
that omce were serbs
now with catholic faith

killing their own kind
like torquamada who was not spanish
these serb ustashas
Haiku # 36565, August 2, 2006 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying to view porn.
Enable cookies, my ass!
Nude images -- now!
Haiku # 36564, August 2, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
packing my bags now
going away for the week
to the other side
Haiku # 36563, August 2, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by gigue
serbian ustashas are those commies
whom the U.S. Republicans hated so much
wherefrom their orders come
Haiku # 36562, August 2, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new word
or password
it does not matter
Haiku # 36561, August 2, 2006 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bleeding rumors among the serbs
set a serb against the serb
is serbian ustashas new word
Haiku # 36560, August 2, 2006 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
belgrade is full of ustashas
pretty sure of this
hating serbs, it's a popular science

ustashas are not serbs
but are saying
this fucking serb is the robber and murderer
Haiku # 36559, August 2, 2006 12:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just wonder wherefrom the rumors come
where do the ustashas live now
belgrade, zagreb or united states

- in order to understand above haiku one should translate the following sentence: Dr Mirko Puk, na izboru u kri
Haiku # 36558, August 2, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
wear sensible shoes
as you walk the eightfold path
you may stub your toe
Haiku # 36557, August 2, 2006 8:36 am ET
by ash
The Great Way has no gate;
there are a thousand paths to it.
If you pass through the barrier,
you walk the universe alone.
Haiku # 36556, August 2, 2006 5:02 am ET
by Wu-Men
me me me me me
my my my my my my my
I DO NOT HAVE ANY
Haiku # 36555, August 2, 2006 4:36 am ET
by toilet constructor
ain't it a pity
that he's not looking pretty
hi fidel - ity
Haiku # 36554, August 2, 2006 1:58 am ET
by ash
Hey Che Guevara,
Marxist guerrilla hero!
Now you sell T-shirts
Haiku # 36553, August 1, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by chessbored of playing tuba in cuba
another cigar
for old Mr Castro please!
- Bill Clinton has some
Haiku # 36552, August 1, 2006 9:36 pm ET
by chessbored of ..
Condoleeza Rice
Please tell Israel, 'be nice!'
baby killing cunts
Haiku # 36551, August 1, 2006 9:32 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck scousers
Rain sounds like hot piss
as it splashes my window
please! no more! the pane!
Haiku # 36550, August 1, 2006 9:26 pm ET
by chessbored of looking in your sock drawer
Oh Sheherezade
tell me another story
like you did last night
Haiku # 36549, August 1, 2006 9:22 pm ET
by chessbored of rimsky korsakov
hey there egotists
whining so pitifully,
BAD Haiku - recall?
Haiku # 36548, August 1, 2006 9:19 pm ET
by chessbored of up a tree with your mum
more valerian?
induces wonderful sleep
but so does a wank
Haiku # 36547, August 1, 2006 9:15 pm ET
by chessbored of insomnia
Mentulam caco,
quisque comoedus est.

morologus es!
Haiku # 36546, August 1, 2006 8:38 pm ET
by chessbored of Romeing about
latin, do ut des
concept; favour for a favour
quid pro quo exchange
Haiku # 36545, August 1, 2006 7:34 pm ET
by gigue
dear Dross drival sir
please, practice what you preach, sir
lead by example ... sir
Haiku # 36544, August 1, 2006 7:28 pm ET
by enchillada
Toilet graffiti
That
Haiku # 36543, August 1, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by iF YOU HAVE ANY
A bit harsh maybe?
Actually some are not bad
But most are dreadful
Haiku # 36542, August 1, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Dross, dross everywhere, not a haiku to see
toilet grafiti?
don't over exert yourself
you may spew more shit
Haiku # 36541, August 1, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by chessbored of dropping the kids off at the pool
Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!
Haiku # 36540, August 1, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by Drivel and dross
what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion
Haiku # 36539, August 1, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by gigue
if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy
Haiku # 36538, August 1, 2006 1:15 pm ET
by checkmate


hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live

zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin
Haiku # 36537, August 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by lixxy dance legs lotta flower
I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking
Haiku # 36536, August 1, 2006 10:54 am ET
by chessbored of starbucks
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