Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat

add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!

What is there to do?
Let's just eat and fuck all night
Hedonists! UNITE!

Going to Starbucks
Four dollars for a latte
It is liquid crack

Sitting on the john
Fuck! Who the hell just walked in?
Hate shitting at work

if men are from mars
and women are from venus
where are dumbshits from

Eight-Five-Sixty Two
Marilyn Monroe found dead
Suicide my ass

melting' pot haiku

if true is that catholics organized
my projection from usa
then it is one stinky junk

you know!!! I believe you!!!
talk to me what to do!!!
who needs reasons when we have smartass like you !!!

turn down the volume
there's more than should be aloud
or even allowed

idiots!!! thats what you are
fuckin idiots!!!
all of you

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

A mismatch by choice
One petite soft feminine
Other large uncouth

A single look stuns
With fervor she holds my gaze
Eyes blaze with passion

Soft, my loves lips kiss
Held hard her soft body yields
Passion takes control

Quantity goes up
Quality goes down and down
Chess think a little
-
Try engaging brain
Before you send your drivel
It

You tiny ants suck
Flakes of my omniscience
Solipsists unite

Animal sex smell
Musky pheremones on heat
Wash your armpits dude

Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi

Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat

Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts

Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location

Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there

Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"

3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et

please pull my finger
and seal the windows and doors
so it'll linger

Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell

Look over there, a thief!

......but I dont see anyone.

He's good, stole your eyes

Air on your G String
Now please blow my pink oboe
Woodwind siren song

No Radio 3
Modulation misery
pirates are to blame

Prostitute said what
to Abbott and Costello?
"Who's on first?" of course

he's as abrassive
as forty grit sandpaper
on a grinding wheel

Lame dialectic
Um ... "Holy irrelevance!"
Thought this: badhaiku

what goes around, eh ?
history is mystery
get what you de-serb

Belgrade prostitute?
Slobber-down-my-cock-you-bitch
Dead Milosevic

tunder from the black sky
I feel the presence that never lies
stillness of the night wind

NW 10 G 17 means
2-min average wind direction is NW
2-min average wind speed is 10

belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)

serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up

ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief

look a thief
these serbian ustashas scream
while destroying the entire serbia

many serbian ustashas in belgrade
pretend they cooperate with the west
filling their own pockets

lying against the serbs they can
saying mom and pop
've not taught them not to steal

these were the same ustashas
that omce were serbs
now with catholic faith

killing their own kind
like torquamada who was not spanish
these serb ustashas

Trying to view porn.
Enable cookies, my ass!
Nude images -- now!

packing my bags now
going away for the week
to the other side

serbian ustashas are those commies
whom the U.S. Republicans hated so much
wherefrom their orders come

new word
or password
it does not matter

bleeding rumors among the serbs
set a serb against the serb
is serbian ustashas new word

belgrade is full of ustashas
pretty sure of this
hating serbs, it's a popular science

ustashas are not serbs
but are saying
this fucking serb is the robber and murderer

just wonder wherefrom the rumors come
where do the ustashas live now
belgrade, zagreb or united states

- in order to understand above haiku one should translate the following sentence: Dr Mirko Puk, na izboru u kri

wear sensible shoes
as you walk the eightfold path
you may stub your toe