Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Is there a D in democracy
D in, like, destroy
Destroy Miloses family

The silent depths of nothingness
Sweet sounding premises
Of 'The Constitution', ah
Haiku # 36838, August 12, 2006 3:05 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
End your sentence
Head start over....what?!
Falling into abyss
Haiku # 36837, August 12, 2006 2:34 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
One country plannedly destroyed one family
shall one say more
The Sun has risen again
Haiku # 36836, August 12, 2006 2:30 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
before that lament
"america ruined me"
you had a head start
Haiku # 36835, August 11, 2006 10:42 pm ET
by ash
irani called wayne ?
like the indians called bruce
who telemarket
Haiku # 36834, August 11, 2006 10:39 pm ET
by ash
work day afternoon
interrupted by my boss
while I search Monster
Haiku # 36831, August 11, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
it's all about me
it's all about me i said
it's all about me
Haiku # 36830, August 11, 2006 2:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
milo is obsessed,
hasn't mastered Buddha's
non-attachment
Haiku # 36829, August 11, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Upon seventh skim
Stone discus collapsed beneath
Rippling pond water
Haiku # 36828, August 11, 2006 1:35 pm ET
by Lush
conquest of dew drop
what weather is the rain fall
she wins in the pour

canine my hind spot
with a quarter to scratch it
rubbing his hiney
Haiku # 36827, August 11, 2006 11:05 am ET
by gigue
less porn, more gambling
so don't play with your member
try some other stud
Haiku # 36825, August 11, 2006 8:00 am ET
by ash
thank you janis
for deleting the porn links
just haiku again
Haiku # 36819, August 10, 2006 8:14 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
a message of heart
it's all i think about now
a bad obsession?

where it comes to cut
blood sacrifice, hate or life
or the best of love

because it happened
doesn't mean you have to clean it up
leave your mess for me
Haiku # 36818, August 10, 2006 5:39 pm ET
by hopelessly devoted to u
what i think..dunno
chicago express big mess
drive around best tought
Haiku # 36817, August 10, 2006 5:15 pm ET
by gigue on vacation
six people are there
but who will dare to do that
is it true or fat
Haiku # 36816, August 10, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by mpl of south asia
Oh my god it's true!
The crazies are replaced by
just more of the same
Haiku # 36815, August 10, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Janis
first there was moxie
then there was zabadooee
and now there's milos
Haiku # 36814, August 10, 2006 9:23 am ET
by ash
Hope that Emeril Lagasse lookelike
Beside my wife
Explores the cavities of wives

Of those that destroyed my family
one by one, respectively,
Hope the Hell awaits ya
Haiku # 36813, August 10, 2006 9:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
spam beautiful spam
spam, spam, luverly spam, spam
spam wonderful spam
Haiku # 36812, August 10, 2006 8:32 am ET
by monty python
the way i read it
the sound of one's hand crapping
doesn't count at all

Haiku # 36806, August 10, 2006 7:20 am ET
by ash
five craps
seven craps
five craps
Haiku # 36805, August 10, 2006 5:25 am ET
by crap masta
*Emeril Lagasse goes spelunking*

BAM! BAm! Bam! bam! bam!
Better than a roasted duck;
echoes in a cave.
Haiku # 36804, August 10, 2006 4:30 am ET
by freshlysqueezed of USA
my heart is not on
it is not in a pan or
in the sky, why try
Haiku # 36803, August 10, 2006 1:23 am ET
by MPL of Yazoo City LS USA
the postman is gay
Homosexual package
(the male must get through)
Haiku # 36788, August 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by chessbored of special delivery
blended family
why does that term make me think :
"hannibal lecter"
Haiku # 36782, August 9, 2006 2:46 am ET
by ash
thin clouds pass full moon
an african moon delight
homesik overwhelms
Haiku # 36762, August 8, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by ap of west africa
yes yes yes yes
aleskandar crkvenjakov
i've gotta a friend in belgrade [serbia]
Haiku # 36714, August 7, 2006 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
USA has done me vicious
Thing, really bad
Do they know Gxd
Haiku # 36713, August 7, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
The only thing I can say
Fuck yourself
The most vicious sobs there are
Haiku # 36712, August 7, 2006 1:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Just would like to know
Why I was targeted
And Who owns mine now?
Haiku # 36711, August 7, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
XXI century
USA destroys my family
noone to be responsible
Haiku # 36710, August 7, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
American problem

Milos is lying
there is 300 million of us
and we all carry a squeaky clean pants
Haiku # 36656, August 6, 2006 4:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
People harmed by the Nazis
Probably feel the same pain
The Americans have caused to me
Haiku # 36655, August 6, 2006 4:40 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
WHAT AMERICANS HAD DONE TO ME
IN 2002 CAN BE COMPARED
ONLY TO A NAZI SET MIND
Haiku # 36654, August 6, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
how nice

to be the no.1 country in the world
and to destroy a little guy like me
U.S.A. has made me flattered
Haiku # 36653, August 6, 2006 2:23 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Sewerbia
usa has stolen in the past
it stole from me
i know it stole from me
Haiku # 36652, August 6, 2006 2:17 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
just

oooh, serbians are so flexible
they are now picking on the best one
somebody told them to
Haiku # 36651, August 6, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
totally awesome
a bunch of "adult" web links
thanks be to whankers
Haiku # 36650, August 5, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by ash
forget the Exit next year
just like the kings do
boycott the shiyatt
Haiku # 36639, August 5, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, my ass
melting pot, my ass
who the hell sux here?!!!!
Haiku # 36638, August 5, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
b92 sux monkey's ass
don't come to belgrade
screw serbia
Haiku # 36637, August 5, 2006 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Robinson Crusoe
Fucked cross dresser 6 days straight
became Man Friday
Haiku # 36612, August 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by chessbored of hula hula
Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man!

(I'm Randy Savage)
Haiku # 36611, August 4, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of wrestling words
When you were young....and
your heart was an open boooook
Slash sucked Duff's fat cock
Haiku # 36610, August 4, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by chessbored of paradise shitty
Dear Arbman of MOOOOO
Writing a decent haiku
Seems quite beyond you
Haiku # 36609, August 4, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by chessbored of money where your mouth is
Oral Sex anagram
Suck my hose, Mr Axl Rose
Tired of your 80's pose
Haiku # 36608, August 4, 2006 10:09 pm ET
by chessbored of welcome to the jungle.........again...zzzz
Live and let dive, man!
Wait, what was I saying now?...
Ah, you suck my cock!!
Haiku # 36607, August 4, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Arbman of MOOOOO!!!
Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat
Haiku # 36606, August 4, 2006 8:53 pm ET
by chessbored of columbine
add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Haiku # 36605, August 4, 2006 8:50 pm ET
by chessbored of down under
Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!
Haiku # 36604, August 4, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by chessbored of room for milk
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