Inside my sister,
I
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
No bath in three months,
I lie here and marinade
in my own fluids.
by smelly joe
The wings flap as I
push my inches into her.
Eggs break, yolk oozes.
by The Beast Master
Oh! That feels so good!
This chick is all over me.
She makes my cock crow.
by The Beast Master
Now my rhymins' done
for today. Chicks say: "Please come
back and make our day"
by In your face Haiku
copying my rhymes
is so lame, only do it
cuz you got no game
by In your face Haiku
5 1 3 6 2
1 2 3 2 3 1 5
3 6 3 1 4
by 7 of 9
3 4 1 5 3
is mine, you know it, because
it's a master rhyme
by In your face Haiku
Every chick that's had
my hard member, will mark you:
"Return to sender"
by In your face Haiku
struggle to copy
my word play, what is up the
ass of Tina Fey?
by In your face Haiku
her thirst for juice: high
teeth nibbled along my thigh
soft wet lips, oh my!
by Anonymous Poet
...suck suck suck suck suck...
!....!....!....!.....!......!........!
!........!.........!........swallow.
by Haiku in your face tastes of cum
Minting cash? Easy
read financials till yer queasy
and/or marry rich
by in your face Haiku
All mouths salivate
at the taste of babies of
Haiku in your face
by Haiku in your face of Gomorrah
The rectum widens
in anticipation and
eats a sticky bone.
by In your ass Haiku of Sodom
Gotti boys on TV
"You steal my in' gel, bitch?"
May they rot in hell
by Anonymous Poet
Black woman's booty
Pushin finer? No, and try
the sixty-niner
by In your face Haiku
My words rise above
make you dream of Jeannie, just
like Major Healy
by In your face Haiku
Russkie girl's boxes
you ponder how they smell: great
milk you very well
by In your face Haiku
what you'll never do:
match the awesome genious of
In your face Haiku
by In your face Haiku
My right hand is grown
so big by masturbation.
Lefty gets lonely.
*
Typing a haiku
single-handedly tonight.
Lefty gets lucky.
by Juan King
Something stirs below.
The worm feasts in the graveyard.
I come in my pants.
by Johnny Rotten of crack open a cold one
Russian shotgun
Cheaper than Berreta, no?
God I love it so
by In your face Haiku
Analyze me? Ha!
Just remember this: your wife
might have gobbled this
by Anonymous Poet
last was mine as well
you know that by now. Compete?
Hardly. Words fail you all
by In your face Haiku
Russian brides want out
their soulful faces call: pick me
broken English ball
by Anonymous Poet
firetruck blazes by
howling dogs' throats point skyward
last Haiku? mine, dude
by In your face Haiku
pretty Memphis belle
she lured me; made life hell
miss her now I do
by Anonymous Poet
so she thinks I lied
Always truer than she: I
babbling ignored
by In your face Haiku
more mords to sulk by
I assure world destruction
even bleary eyed
by in your face Haiku
watching our world fail
i silently contemplate
while laughing inside
by da
Haikus tell stories
listen to events described
some are pathetic
by In your face Haiku
psycho ex can stalk
bitch wants one more ride, no dice
thinks crying moves me
by In your face Haiku
crawling from the womb
ever wanting right back in
all your Haikus trash
by In your face Haiku
submissive begs, pleads
no Master! Crop smacks her thigh
her wetness runs down
by In your face Haiku
these come so easily
you try to outdo, but fail
observe me, lightweights
by In your face Haiku
intoxication
fishy smell, hands clenching hair
Lord give me some air!
by In your face Haiku
Raise your head, raise your
feet, smoke a generous bowl
and beat your meat
by In your face Haiku
eighteen she told me
cop's flashlight as she fellated
jury: rot bastard
by In your face Haiku
Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!
by In your face Haiku
Made in God
by Neil B4 Me
Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.
by johnny rotten of crack open a cold one
guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM
by Cornea Pete
My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars
by Cornea Pete
Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.
by Cornea Pete
have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
by gone but not forgotten
