Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
Haiku # 34113, January 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
Haiku # 34112, January 27, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
Haiku # 34111, January 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34110, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34109, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
dick erecting
sperm in semen jacking
baby coming
Haiku # 34108, January 27, 2006 10:48 am ET
by Turban of vagina
it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades
Haiku # 34107, January 27, 2006 7:47 am ET
by ash
Swinging from a tree.
Just one more banana please.
Scratching my arm pit.
Haiku # 34106, January 26, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by MONKEE
Ode to my Boss...

A tyrant is she
Strutting like SS soldier
Memories of home...
Haiku # 34105, January 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by L.Faitele
I do recommend
Putting a dash of radish
In tuna salad
Haiku # 34104, January 26, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't believe it
my haiku lover is back
i have missed you so.
Haiku # 34103, January 26, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by tough guy (tiger) of el armpito previously of huntsvegas
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34102, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34101, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm behind the times
Sweet succulent haiku teat
I missed your sweet milk
Haiku # 34100, January 26, 2006 12:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Yes! Haikus are back
Just realizing this now
Invigorating
Haiku # 34099, January 26, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
My legs probe her thighs
Gasping, body stroking madness
Hot grinding embrace
Haiku # 34098, January 26, 2006 10:14 am ET
by I really miss her
Old heart breaks in two
I
Haiku # 34097, January 26, 2006 4:38 am ET
by Too Arrogant
Her tempting body
Joy calls under a blanket
Playing lovers laugh
Haiku # 34096, January 26, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Miss you babe
Death to everyone
Satan
Haiku # 34095, January 26, 2006 4:18 am ET
by I bet he
He may be ill, but
Better than alternative
Laughing good for you
Haiku # 34094, January 25, 2006 9:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh
Haiku # 34093, January 25, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Amusing, the nearer you get to death
Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells
Haiku # 34092, January 25, 2006 9:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?
Haiku # 34091, January 25, 2006 9:25 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain
Haiku # 34090, January 25, 2006 7:28 am ET
by Anon
Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

Haiku # 34089, January 24, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by L.Faitele
The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche
Haiku # 34088, January 24, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates
Haiku # 34087, January 24, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Alilia of NSW
Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.
Haiku # 34086, January 23, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
Haiku # 34085, January 23, 2006 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
Haiku # 34084, January 23, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
Haiku # 34083, January 23, 2006 8:35 am ET
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
Haiku # 34082, January 22, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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Haiku # 34081, January 22, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
Haiku # 34080, January 22, 2006 9:25 am ET
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
Haiku # 34079, January 22, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis
Haiku # 34078, January 22, 2006 12:33 am ET
by me of nowhere
australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"
Haiku # 34077, January 21, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by ash
badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch
Haiku # 34076, January 21, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...
Haiku # 34075, January 21, 2006 5:43 am ET
by Beth
girl tiptoes
school fightend
Haiku # 34074, January 20, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck
Haiku # 34073, January 20, 2006 10:39 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies
Haiku # 34072, January 20, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Very very true
They
Haiku # 34071, January 20, 2006 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears
Haiku # 34070, January 20, 2006 6:32 am ET
by ash (in australia)
Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept
Haiku # 34069, January 19, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
against all wisdom
GOOG rises relentlessly
should have bought at IPO
Haiku # 34068, January 19, 2006 9:04 pm ET
by katongking
"I'm mad as hell, and
I'm not going to take it
anymore!" -- Network
Haiku # 34067, January 19, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
The U.S. Senate
And Canada's Parliament.
Equally inane.
Haiku # 34066, January 19, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Lush
O Stephen Harper
Your pervasive insaneness
Makes unicorns cry
Haiku # 34065, January 19, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Bad is good baby,
down with government.
Yell it
from every window
Haiku # 34064, January 19, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis
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