Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?
Haiku # 34091, January 25, 2006 9:25 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain
Haiku # 34090, January 25, 2006 7:28 am ET
by Anon
Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

Haiku # 34089, January 24, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by L.Faitele
The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche
Haiku # 34088, January 24, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates
Haiku # 34087, January 24, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Alilia of NSW
Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.
Haiku # 34086, January 23, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
Haiku # 34085, January 23, 2006 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
Haiku # 34084, January 23, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
Haiku # 34083, January 23, 2006 8:35 am ET
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
Haiku # 34082, January 22, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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Haiku # 34081, January 22, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
Haiku # 34080, January 22, 2006 9:25 am ET
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
Haiku # 34079, January 22, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis
Haiku # 34078, January 22, 2006 12:33 am ET
by me of nowhere
australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"
Haiku # 34077, January 21, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by ash
badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch
Haiku # 34076, January 21, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...
Haiku # 34075, January 21, 2006 5:43 am ET
by Beth
girl tiptoes
school fightend
Haiku # 34074, January 20, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck
Haiku # 34073, January 20, 2006 10:39 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies
Haiku # 34072, January 20, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Very very true
They
Haiku # 34071, January 20, 2006 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears
Haiku # 34070, January 20, 2006 6:32 am ET
by ash (in australia)
Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept
Haiku # 34069, January 19, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
against all wisdom
GOOG rises relentlessly
should have bought at IPO
Haiku # 34068, January 19, 2006 9:04 pm ET
by katongking
"I'm mad as hell, and
I'm not going to take it
anymore!" -- Network
Haiku # 34067, January 19, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
The U.S. Senate
And Canada's Parliament.
Equally inane.
Haiku # 34066, January 19, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Lush
O Stephen Harper
Your pervasive insaneness
Makes unicorns cry
Haiku # 34065, January 19, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Bad is good baby,
down with government.
Yell it
from every window
Haiku # 34064, January 19, 2006 2:31 pm ET
by Janis
mais au contraire, mort
there's irony in the name
sometimes bad is good
Haiku # 34063, January 19, 2006 7:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When haiku is done
well it can be very good.
You won't find that here.
Haiku # 34062, January 19, 2006 4:10 am ET
by Mort of Paris
dyscalculia
makes bad haiku even worse
nah, impossible
Haiku # 34061, January 19, 2006 12:35 am ET
by ash
five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?
Haiku # 34060, January 18, 2006 10:35 pm ET
by katongking of sg
i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more
Haiku # 34059, January 18, 2006 10:33 pm ET
by katongking of sg
Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart
Haiku # 34058, January 18, 2006 10:14 pm ET
by Mayuko
I suck at haiku
rereading this made me go
WTF is this!?!?!?!?!?



Haiku # 34057, January 18, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Mayuko
The teacher is in
a brown potatoe sack thing
and wearing no pants
Haiku # 34056, January 18, 2006 10:07 pm ET
by Mayuko
Pokemon is cool
Carniverous caterpie
Eats my dumb haiku
Haiku # 34055, January 18, 2006 10:05 pm ET
by Mayuko
P.i.L. once called
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
No market appeal
Haiku # 34054, January 18, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Lush
Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita
Haiku # 34053, January 18, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Lush
A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...
Haiku # 34052, January 18, 2006 1:09 pm ET
by jc
Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it
Haiku # 34051, January 18, 2006 10:04 am ET
by jc
hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below
Haiku # 34050, January 17, 2006 11:09 pm ET
by ash
my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can
Haiku # 34049, January 17, 2006 11:00 pm ET
by ash
Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up
Haiku # 34048, January 17, 2006 9:58 pm ET
by Rich of Chicago, IL
Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off
Haiku # 34047, January 17, 2006 9:58 pm ET
by Lush
Looking for insight?
Pastafarianism
Might be the ticket
Haiku # 34046, January 17, 2006 8:59 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe
Haiku # 34045, January 17, 2006 8:51 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Haiku # 34044, January 17, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34043, January 17, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 34042, January 17, 2006 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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