Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita
by Lush
A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...
by jc
Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it
by jc
hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below
by ash
my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can
by ash
Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up
by Rich of Chicago, IL
Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off
by Lush
In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe
by Janis of Toronto
There was a young man
from Colraine who started to
write haiku in vain.
Word after word, it
was just absurd. He never
wrote haiku again.
by Masaoka Chiki
Just having a dump...
ng...nng...nnng!..NG..NNG...NNNG!!!.....plop!
Ah, I needed that.
by Masaoka Chiki
Hitting the sack now.
Flipping hate paradoxes!
But adore quagmires...
by Lush
Whoops. Absent cable,
No rapid web connection.
Hence, no lame haiku.
by Lush
DisInfomercials
Plaguing cerebral cortex
Cancel my cable!
by Lush
the stomach grumbles
it's lunch time, decision time
big mac or whopper?
by katongking of sg
Cherry Blossom scent,
intoxicating bouquet.
I have shiny shoes.
by Masaoka Chiki
.....................rorrim eht ni hturT
esnes ekam ylon nac sgniht emoS
.........................noitcelfer nopu
by yb ,23043# ukiaH
Now I have a fan.
It makes me feel really cool
when words burn brightly.
by Masaoka Chiki
Pulse accelerates
With visual stimuli
Not love at first sight
by Lush
Warm fluid exchange
Through epidermal friction
Post-coital bliss
by Lush
Brilliant use of "arse"
As future tense transitive
Well done M. Chiki
by Lush
with such good
there is always some rot
pages erased
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
with such good
there is always such rot
pages erased
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Loves fragrant spices
My heart lightly hits the ground
As love is refused
by William Nippress
Feel the warmth of my
flatulence against your cheek,
the smell of semen.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
This poem's a haiku
because I could not be arsed
to write a fourth line.
by Masaoka Chiki
A news bulletin:
MLK -- lecher, martyr
Hardly a savior
by Irreverent
as serum exudes
my bandage changes colours
like a blood rainbow
by Anonymous Poet
Scrotum expansion
Supernumerary ball
Care to juggle them?
by Lush
Viewed "Oz" on demand
Gratuitous nudity
Bare buttocks galore
by Lush
Aboard airport tram:
"Open for bombardier phone."
What the fuck is that?
by Lush
set us up the bong
all your haiku are belong
inertia is strong
by ash
Wrinkles of her smile.
Will anyone remember
these respectful lines?
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
As the counter spins
Over thirty four thousand
Quantity is trump
by Janis
weird begets bizarre
effervescence that rises
from the inferno
by Songster of wiltshire
Who has green fingers?
The gardener. But whose are brown?
The uphill gardener.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Soft white bubbles burst
salt upon the tongue licking
the juice of sodom.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
and take a big bite
crunch crunch crunch chew chew chew yum!
at leech you taste good
by katongking of sg
surreal picture
you lying there like a leech
I hold your cold hands
by katongking of sg
wish i had someone
lovingly peel you off me
and pop you open
by katongking of sg
my blood oozes out
stains the water bright crimson
colour of your lips
by katongking of sg
i grimace in pain
you lovingly peel them off
and pop them open
by katongking of sg
holding your cool hands
i wade through life's murky swamps
leeches suck my blood
by katongking of sg
I like the cold thanks
But please just take away the
Dreaded hated wet.
by leon auhc
knocked over by waves
barnacles deglove my flesh
my blood flows freely
by ash
