Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III
Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
by Brady of Toronto
using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis
by me of nowhere
australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"
by ash
badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...
by Beth
girl tiptoes
school fightend
by kirsty of scotland
politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies
by Janis of Toronto
Very very true
They
by William Nippress
you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears
by ash (in australia)
Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept
by Janis of Toronto
against all wisdom
GOOG rises relentlessly
should have bought at IPO
by katongking
"I'm mad as hell, and
I'm not going to take it
anymore!" -- Network
by Lush
The U.S. Senate
And Canada's Parliament.
Equally inane.
by Lush
O Stephen Harper
Your pervasive insaneness
Makes unicorns cry
by Janis of Toronto
Bad is good baby,
down with government. Yell it
from every window
by Janis
mais au contraire, mort
there's irony in the name
sometimes bad is good
by Anonymous Poet
When haiku is done
well it can be very good.
You won't find that here.
by Mort of Paris
dyscalculia
makes bad haiku even worse
nah, impossible
by ash
five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?
by katongking of sg
i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more
by katongking of sg
Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart
by Mayuko
I suck at haiku
rereading this made me go
WTF is this!?!?!?!?!?
by Mayuko
The teacher is in
a brown potatoe sack thing
and wearing no pants
by Mayuko
Pokemon is cool
Carniverous caterpie
Eats my dumb haiku
by Mayuko
P.i.L. once called
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
No market appeal
by Lush
Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita
by Lush
A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...
by jc
Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it
by jc
hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below
by ash
my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can
by ash
Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up
by Rich of Chicago, IL
Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off
by Lush
In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe
by Janis of Toronto
There was a young man
from Colraine who started to
write haiku in vain.
Word after word, it
was just absurd. He never
wrote haiku again.
by Masaoka Chiki
Just having a dump...
ng...nng...nnng!..NG..NNG...NNNG!!!.....plop!
Ah, I needed that.
by Masaoka Chiki
Hitting the sack now.
Flipping hate paradoxes!
But adore quagmires...
by Lush
Whoops. Absent cable,
No rapid web connection.
Hence, no lame haiku.
by Lush
DisInfomercials
Plaguing cerebral cortex
Cancel my cable!
by Lush
