mais au contraire, mort
there's irony in the name
sometimes bad is good

When haiku is done
well it can be very good.
You won't find that here.

dyscalculia
makes bad haiku even worse
nah, impossible

five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?

i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more

Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart

I suck at haiku
rereading this made me go
WTF is this!?!?!?!?!?

The teacher is in
a brown potatoe sack thing
and wearing no pants

Pokemon is cool
Carniverous caterpie
Eats my dumb haiku

P.i.L. once called
Carnivorous Buttock Flies
No market appeal

Pondering hors' doeuvres
There is hummus among us
Slide me a pita

A bright light
A mushroom cloud
Oh Shit ...

Like Lao-Tzu say:
shit happens
don't worry about it

hurrah ! anglocelts
arse is a cracking good word
we use down below

my resolution :
life's a bitch and then you die
so live while you can

Mother in summer
Said I could do anything
And then I grew up

Life in the tundra
Presents varied conundra
You'll freeze your arse off

Looking for insight?
Pastafarianism
Might be the ticket

In video games
the result is sometimes a
nerd in the half-pipe

There was a young man
from Colraine who started to
write haiku in vain.


Word after word, it
was just absurd. He never
wrote haiku again.

Just having a dump...
ng...nng...nnng!..NG..NNG...NNNG!!!.....plop!
Ah, I needed that.

Hitting the sack now.
Flipping hate paradoxes!
But adore quagmires...

Whoops. Absent cable,
No rapid web connection.
Hence, no lame haiku.

DisInfomercials
Plaguing cerebral cortex
Cancel my cable!

the stomach grumbles
it's lunch time, decision time
big mac or whopper?

The bitter wind blows
Marking the winter with cold
Pandas on the march

Cherry Blossom scent,
intoxicating bouquet.
I have shiny shoes.

.....................rorrim eht ni hturT
esnes ekam ylon nac sgniht emoS
.........................noitcelfer nopu

Now I have a fan.
It makes me feel really cool
when words burn brightly.

Pulse accelerates
With visual stimuli
Not love at first sight

Warm fluid exchange
Through epidermal friction
Post-coital bliss

Brilliant use of "arse"
As future tense transitive
Well done M. Chiki

with such good
there is always some rot
pages erased

with such good
there is always such rot
pages erased

Loves fragrant spices
My heart lightly hits the ground
As love is refused

Feel the warmth of my
flatulence against your cheek,
the smell of semen.

This poem's a haiku
because I could not be arsed
to write a fourth line.

A news bulletin:
MLK -- lecher, martyr
Hardly a savior

as serum exudes
my bandage changes colours
like a blood rainbow

Scrotum expansion
Supernumerary ball
Care to juggle them?

Viewed "Oz" on demand
Gratuitous nudity
Bare buttocks galore

Aboard airport tram:
"Open for bombardier phone."
What the fuck is that?

set us up the bong
all your haiku are belong
inertia is strong

Wrinkles of her smile.
Will anyone remember
these respectful lines?

As the counter spins
Over thirty four thousand
Quantity is trump

weird begets bizarre
effervescence that rises
from the inferno