it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades

Swinging from a tree.
Just one more banana please.
Scratching my arm pit.

Ode to my Boss...

A tyrant is she
Strutting like SS soldier
Memories of home...

I do recommend
Putting a dash of radish
In tuna salad

i can't believe it
my haiku lover is back
i have missed you so.

"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."

"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."

I'm behind the times
Sweet succulent haiku teat
I missed your sweet milk

Yes! Haikus are back
Just realizing this now
Invigorating

My legs probe her thighs
Gasping, body stroking madness
Hot grinding embrace

Old heart breaks in two
I

Her tempting body
Joy calls under a blanket
Playing lovers laugh

Death to everyone
Satan

He may be ill, but
Better than alternative
Laughing good for you

Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh

Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells

Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?

Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain

Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche

Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates

Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.

Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off

Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end

Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn

Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.

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Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.

Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now

using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis

australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"

badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch

bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...

girl tiptoes
school fightend

politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck

Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies

Very very true
They

you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears

Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept

against all wisdom
GOOG rises relentlessly
should have bought at IPO

"I'm mad as hell, and
I'm not going to take it
anymore!" -- Network

The U.S. Senate
And Canada's Parliament.
Equally inane.

O Stephen Harper
Your pervasive insaneness
Makes unicorns cry

Bad is good baby,
down with government. Yell it
from every window

mais au contraire, mort
there's irony in the name
sometimes bad is good

When haiku is done
well it can be very good.
You won't find that here.

dyscalculia
makes bad haiku even worse
nah, impossible

five seven five is boring
i've changed the structure
we need a new name - hukai?

i give support, mayuko
my haiku won't win prizes
but yours suck much more

Haiku need to have
syllables and words I know
I am so damn smart