Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

copying my rhymes
is so lame, only do it
cuz you got no game
Haiku # 34158, January 29, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
5 1 3 6 2
1 2 3 2 3 1 5
3 6 3 1 4
Haiku # 34157, January 29, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by 7 of 9
3 4 1 5 3
is mine, you know it, because
it's a master rhyme
Haiku # 34156, January 29, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
Every chick that's had
my hard member, will mark you:
"Return to sender"
Haiku # 34155, January 29, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
struggle to copy
my word play, what is up the
ass of Tina Fey?
Haiku # 34154, January 29, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
her thirst for juice: high
teeth nibbled along my thigh
soft wet lips, oh my!
Haiku # 34153, January 29, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
...suck suck suck suck suck...
!....!....!....!.....!......!........!
!........!.........!........swallow.
Haiku # 34152, January 29, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Haiku in your face tastes of cum
Minting cash? Easy
read financials till yer queasy
and/or marry rich
Haiku # 34151, January 29, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by in your face Haiku
All mouths salivate
at the taste of babies of
Haiku in your face
Haiku # 34150, January 29, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku in your face of Gomorrah
The rectum widens
in anticipation and
eats a sticky bone.
Haiku # 34149, January 29, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by In your ass Haiku of Sodom
Gotti boys on TV
"You steal my in' gel, bitch?"
May they rot in hell
Haiku # 34148, January 29, 2006 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Black woman's booty
Pushin finer? No, and try
the sixty-niner
Haiku # 34147, January 29, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
My words rise above
make you dream of Jeannie, just
like Major Healy
Haiku # 34146, January 29, 2006 12:26 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
Russkie girl's boxes
you ponder how they smell: great
milk you very well
Haiku # 34145, January 29, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
what you'll never do:
match the awesome genious of
In your face Haiku
Haiku # 34144, January 29, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
My right hand is grown
so big by masturbation.
Lefty gets lonely.
*
Typing a haiku
single-handedly tonight.
Lefty gets lucky.
Haiku # 34143, January 29, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Juan King
Something stirs below.
The worm feasts in the graveyard.
I come in my pants.
Haiku # 34142, January 29, 2006 11:40 am ET
by Johnny Rotten of crack open a cold one
Russian shotgun
Cheaper than Berreta, no?
God I love it so
Haiku # 34141, January 29, 2006 11:12 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Analyze me? Ha!
Just remember this: your wife
might have gobbled this
Haiku # 34140, January 29, 2006 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
last was mine as well
you know that by now. Compete?
Hardly. Words fail you all
Haiku # 34139, January 29, 2006 11:03 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Russian brides want out
their soulful faces call: pick me
broken English ball
Haiku # 34138, January 29, 2006 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
firetruck blazes by
howling dogs' throats point skyward
last Haiku? mine, dude
Haiku # 34137, January 29, 2006 10:56 am ET
by In your face Haiku
pretty Memphis belle
she lured me; made life hell
miss her now I do
Haiku # 34136, January 29, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so she thinks I lied
Always truer than she: I
babbling ignored
Haiku # 34135, January 29, 2006 10:47 am ET
by In your face Haiku
more mords to sulk by
I assure world destruction
even bleary eyed
Haiku # 34134, January 29, 2006 10:42 am ET
by in your face Haiku
watching our world fail
i silently contemplate
while laughing inside
Haiku # 34133, January 29, 2006 4:53 am ET
by da
Haikus tell stories
listen to events described
some are pathetic
Haiku # 34132, January 29, 2006 1:16 am ET
by In your face Haiku
psycho ex can stalk
bitch wants one more ride, no dice
thinks crying moves me
Haiku # 34131, January 29, 2006 1:01 am ET
by In your face Haiku
crawling from the womb
ever wanting right back in
all your Haikus trash
Haiku # 34130, January 29, 2006 12:57 am ET
by In your face Haiku
submissive begs, pleads
no Master! Crop smacks her thigh
her wetness runs down
Haiku # 34129, January 29, 2006 12:53 am ET
by In your face Haiku
these come so easily
you try to outdo, but fail
observe me, lightweights
Haiku # 34128, January 29, 2006 12:43 am ET
by In your face Haiku
intoxication
fishy smell, hands clenching hair
Lord give me some air!
Haiku # 34127, January 29, 2006 12:39 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Raise your head, raise your
feet, smoke a generous bowl
and beat your meat
Haiku # 34126, January 29, 2006 12:35 am ET
by In your face Haiku
eighteen she told me
cop's flashlight as she fellated
jury: rot bastard
Haiku # 34125, January 29, 2006 12:26 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!
Haiku # 34124, January 29, 2006 12:17 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Made in God
Haiku # 34123, January 28, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by Neil B4 Me
Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.
Haiku # 34122, January 28, 2006 2:08 pm ET
by johnny rotten of crack open a cold one
guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM
Haiku # 34121, January 28, 2006 2:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars
Haiku # 34120, January 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.
Haiku # 34119, January 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
Haiku # 34118, January 27, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
Haiku # 34117, January 27, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
Haiku # 34116, January 27, 2006 6:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
Haiku # 34115, January 27, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
Haiku # 34114, January 27, 2006 6:31 pm ET
by gone but not forgotten
I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
Haiku # 34113, January 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
Haiku # 34112, January 27, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
Haiku # 34111, January 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34110, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34109, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
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