Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 161 Days and 77645 Haiku later...

have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
Haiku # 34118, January 27, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
Haiku # 34117, January 27, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
Haiku # 34116, January 27, 2006 6:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
Haiku # 34115, January 27, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
Haiku # 34114, January 27, 2006 6:31 pm ET
by gone but not forgotten
I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
Haiku # 34113, January 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
Haiku # 34112, January 27, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
Haiku # 34111, January 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34110, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34109, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
dick erecting
sperm in semen jacking
baby coming
Haiku # 34108, January 27, 2006 10:48 am ET
by Turban of vagina
it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades
Haiku # 34107, January 27, 2006 7:47 am ET
by ash
Swinging from a tree.
Just one more banana please.
Scratching my arm pit.
Haiku # 34106, January 26, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by MONKEE
Ode to my Boss...

A tyrant is she
Strutting like SS soldier
Memories of home...
Haiku # 34105, January 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by L.Faitele
I do recommend
Putting a dash of radish
In tuna salad
Haiku # 34104, January 26, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't believe it
my haiku lover is back
i have missed you so.
Haiku # 34103, January 26, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by tough guy (tiger) of el armpito previously of huntsvegas
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34102, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34101, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm behind the times
Sweet succulent haiku teat
I missed your sweet milk
Haiku # 34100, January 26, 2006 12:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Yes! Haikus are back
Just realizing this now
Invigorating
Haiku # 34099, January 26, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
My legs probe her thighs
Gasping, body stroking madness
Hot grinding embrace
Haiku # 34098, January 26, 2006 10:14 am ET
by I really miss her
Old heart breaks in two
I
Haiku # 34097, January 26, 2006 4:38 am ET
by Too Arrogant
Her tempting body
Joy calls under a blanket
Playing lovers laugh
Haiku # 34096, January 26, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Miss you babe
Death to everyone
Satan
Haiku # 34095, January 26, 2006 4:18 am ET
by I bet he
He may be ill, but
Better than alternative
Laughing good for you
Haiku # 34094, January 25, 2006 9:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh
Haiku # 34093, January 25, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Amusing, the nearer you get to death
Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells
Haiku # 34092, January 25, 2006 9:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?
Haiku # 34091, January 25, 2006 9:25 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain
Haiku # 34090, January 25, 2006 7:28 am ET
by Anon
Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

Haiku # 34089, January 24, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by L.Faitele
The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche
Haiku # 34088, January 24, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates
Haiku # 34087, January 24, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Alilia of NSW
Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.
Haiku # 34086, January 23, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
Haiku # 34085, January 23, 2006 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
Haiku # 34084, January 23, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
Haiku # 34083, January 23, 2006 8:35 am ET
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
Haiku # 34082, January 22, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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Haiku # 34081, January 22, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
Haiku # 34080, January 22, 2006 9:25 am ET
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
Haiku # 34079, January 22, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis
Haiku # 34078, January 22, 2006 12:33 am ET
by me of nowhere
australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"
Haiku # 34077, January 21, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by ash
badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch
Haiku # 34076, January 21, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...
Haiku # 34075, January 21, 2006 5:43 am ET
by Beth
girl tiptoes
school fightend
Haiku # 34074, January 20, 2006 2:18 pm ET
by kirsty of scotland
politicians know...
the difference, between
a Duck
Haiku # 34073, January 20, 2006 10:39 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Canada's Senate
Appointed not elected
Full of old cronies
Haiku # 34072, January 20, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Very very true
They
Haiku # 34071, January 20, 2006 8:22 am ET
by William Nippress
you are not alone
all tiers of government
are a cause for tears
Haiku # 34070, January 20, 2006 6:32 am ET
by ash (in australia)
Canada's Senate
And a bag of monkey turd:
Equally inept
Haiku # 34069, January 19, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
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