Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!
Haiku # 34124, January 29, 2006 12:17 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Made in God
Haiku # 34123, January 28, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by Neil B4 Me
Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.
Haiku # 34122, January 28, 2006 2:08 pm ET
by johnny rotten of crack open a cold one
guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM
Haiku # 34121, January 28, 2006 2:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars
Haiku # 34120, January 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.
Haiku # 34119, January 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
Haiku # 34118, January 27, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
Haiku # 34117, January 27, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
Haiku # 34116, January 27, 2006 6:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
Haiku # 34115, January 27, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
Haiku # 34114, January 27, 2006 6:31 pm ET
by gone but not forgotten
I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
Haiku # 34113, January 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
Haiku # 34112, January 27, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
Haiku # 34111, January 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34110, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34109, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
dick erecting
sperm in semen jacking
baby coming
Haiku # 34108, January 27, 2006 10:48 am ET
by Turban of vagina
it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades
Haiku # 34107, January 27, 2006 7:47 am ET
by ash
Swinging from a tree.
Just one more banana please.
Scratching my arm pit.
Haiku # 34106, January 26, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by MONKEE
Ode to my Boss...

A tyrant is she
Strutting like SS soldier
Memories of home...
Haiku # 34105, January 26, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by L.Faitele
I do recommend
Putting a dash of radish
In tuna salad
Haiku # 34104, January 26, 2006 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't believe it
my haiku lover is back
i have missed you so.
Haiku # 34103, January 26, 2006 2:10 pm ET
by tough guy (tiger) of el armpito previously of huntsvegas
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34102, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
"When I wake up in
the morning and the alarm
gives off its warning..."
Haiku # 34101, January 26, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm behind the times
Sweet succulent haiku teat
I missed your sweet milk
Haiku # 34100, January 26, 2006 12:56 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Yes! Haikus are back
Just realizing this now
Invigorating
Haiku # 34099, January 26, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
My legs probe her thighs
Gasping, body stroking madness
Hot grinding embrace
Haiku # 34098, January 26, 2006 10:14 am ET
by I really miss her
Old heart breaks in two
I
Haiku # 34097, January 26, 2006 4:38 am ET
by Too Arrogant
Her tempting body
Joy calls under a blanket
Playing lovers laugh
Haiku # 34096, January 26, 2006 4:30 am ET
by Miss you babe
Death to everyone
Satan
Haiku # 34095, January 26, 2006 4:18 am ET
by I bet he
He may be ill, but
Better than alternative
Laughing good for you
Haiku # 34094, January 25, 2006 9:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Bumped into work mate
We joke about heart attack
His wife and son laugh
Haiku # 34093, January 25, 2006 9:43 am ET
by Amusing, the nearer you get to death
Cosmopolitan
Coffee shop in the main square
Pungent divine smells
Haiku # 34092, January 25, 2006 9:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Inticing a bee...
blowing between her thighs!
now, the honey drips?
Haiku # 34091, January 25, 2006 9:25 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
Summer oasis
fruits flourish, seeking new soil
rain
Haiku # 34090, January 25, 2006 7:28 am ET
by Anon
Silver bolts crashing
Orchestrated symphony
Gods Instrumental

Haiku # 34089, January 24, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by L.Faitele
The entitlement
Of all the privileged classes
Are so very gauche
Haiku # 34088, January 24, 2006 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winters oasis
Crystals adorn red petals
White earth hybernates
Haiku # 34087, January 24, 2006 7:05 am ET
by Alilia of NSW
Death comes all too soon.
Time is the gift that we have
to focus on Life.
Haiku # 34086, January 23, 2006 2:44 pm ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
Compiling this rot
Little things we do and try
Just to dump one off
Haiku # 34085, January 23, 2006 8:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quickly push it down
As out of sight out of mind
So drop off the end
Haiku # 34084, January 23, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why would anyone?
Want to kill million people
Isn
Haiku # 34083, January 23, 2006 8:35 am ET
by In the name of God?
Let two A-bombs fall
on Mecca and Medina.
A Flood is needed.
Haiku # 34082, January 22, 2006 3:13 pm ET
by Concerned citizen of reluctant necessity
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Haiku # 34081, January 22, 2006 2:52 pm ET
by Phil N deBlancs of DIY
Tickling his tummy,
the bull-dog ejaculates
all over my face.
Haiku # 34080, January 22, 2006 9:25 am ET
by The Beast Master
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku III

Won't lovers revolt?
Now yo - Banana boy won't
Lovers revolt now
Haiku # 34079, January 22, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
using chlorophyll
the plant makes food for itself
photosynthesis
Haiku # 34078, January 22, 2006 12:33 am ET
by me of nowhere
australia's senate
ruled by the conservatives
titled "Liberals"
Haiku # 34077, January 21, 2006 5:12 pm ET
by ash
badly young birds fly
each try improving each try
laughing squirrels watch
Haiku # 34076, January 21, 2006 10:28 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
bad haiku? You've not
read my students' grim
attempts...
Haiku # 34075, January 21, 2006 5:43 am ET
by Beth
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