Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

3 4 1 5 3
is mine, you know it, because
it's a master rhyme
Haiku # 34156, January 29, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
Every chick that's had
my hard member, will mark you:
"Return to sender"
Haiku # 34155, January 29, 2006 4:58 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
struggle to copy
my word play, what is up the
ass of Tina Fey?
Haiku # 34154, January 29, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
her thirst for juice: high
teeth nibbled along my thigh
soft wet lips, oh my!
Haiku # 34153, January 29, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
...suck suck suck suck suck...
!....!....!....!.....!......!........!
!........!.........!........swallow.
Haiku # 34152, January 29, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Haiku in your face tastes of cum
Minting cash? Easy
read financials till yer queasy
and/or marry rich
Haiku # 34151, January 29, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by in your face Haiku
All mouths salivate
at the taste of babies of
Haiku in your face
Haiku # 34150, January 29, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Haiku in your face of Gomorrah
The rectum widens
in anticipation and
eats a sticky bone.
Haiku # 34149, January 29, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by In your ass Haiku of Sodom
Gotti boys on TV
"You steal my in' gel, bitch?"
May they rot in hell
Haiku # 34148, January 29, 2006 1:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Black woman's booty
Pushin finer? No, and try
the sixty-niner
Haiku # 34147, January 29, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
My words rise above
make you dream of Jeannie, just
like Major Healy
Haiku # 34146, January 29, 2006 12:26 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
Russkie girl's boxes
you ponder how they smell: great
milk you very well
Haiku # 34145, January 29, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
what you'll never do:
match the awesome genious of
In your face Haiku
Haiku # 34144, January 29, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by In your face Haiku
My right hand is grown
so big by masturbation.
Lefty gets lonely.
*
Typing a haiku
single-handedly tonight.
Lefty gets lucky.
Haiku # 34143, January 29, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Juan King
Something stirs below.
The worm feasts in the graveyard.
I come in my pants.
Haiku # 34142, January 29, 2006 11:40 am ET
by Johnny Rotten of crack open a cold one
Russian shotgun
Cheaper than Berreta, no?
God I love it so
Haiku # 34141, January 29, 2006 11:12 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Analyze me? Ha!
Just remember this: your wife
might have gobbled this
Haiku # 34140, January 29, 2006 11:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
last was mine as well
you know that by now. Compete?
Hardly. Words fail you all
Haiku # 34139, January 29, 2006 11:03 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Russian brides want out
their soulful faces call: pick me
broken English ball
Haiku # 34138, January 29, 2006 11:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
firetruck blazes by
howling dogs' throats point skyward
last Haiku? mine, dude
Haiku # 34137, January 29, 2006 10:56 am ET
by In your face Haiku
pretty Memphis belle
she lured me; made life hell
miss her now I do
Haiku # 34136, January 29, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
so she thinks I lied
Always truer than she: I
babbling ignored
Haiku # 34135, January 29, 2006 10:47 am ET
by In your face Haiku
more mords to sulk by
I assure world destruction
even bleary eyed
Haiku # 34134, January 29, 2006 10:42 am ET
by in your face Haiku
watching our world fail
i silently contemplate
while laughing inside
Haiku # 34133, January 29, 2006 4:53 am ET
by da
Haikus tell stories
listen to events described
some are pathetic
Haiku # 34132, January 29, 2006 1:16 am ET
by In your face Haiku
psycho ex can stalk
bitch wants one more ride, no dice
thinks crying moves me
Haiku # 34131, January 29, 2006 1:01 am ET
by In your face Haiku
crawling from the womb
ever wanting right back in
all your Haikus trash
Haiku # 34130, January 29, 2006 12:57 am ET
by In your face Haiku
submissive begs, pleads
no Master! Crop smacks her thigh
her wetness runs down
Haiku # 34129, January 29, 2006 12:53 am ET
by In your face Haiku
these come so easily
you try to outdo, but fail
observe me, lightweights
Haiku # 34128, January 29, 2006 12:43 am ET
by In your face Haiku
intoxication
fishy smell, hands clenching hair
Lord give me some air!
Haiku # 34127, January 29, 2006 12:39 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Raise your head, raise your
feet, smoke a generous bowl
and beat your meat
Haiku # 34126, January 29, 2006 12:35 am ET
by In your face Haiku
eighteen she told me
cop's flashlight as she fellated
jury: rot bastard
Haiku # 34125, January 29, 2006 12:26 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Help! I have fallen
and I cannot get up! I
am having chest pain!
Haiku # 34124, January 29, 2006 12:17 am ET
by In your face Haiku
Made in God
Haiku # 34123, January 28, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by Neil B4 Me
Beneath my thrusting,
a body expels dead air,
then the pelvis cracks.
Haiku # 34122, January 28, 2006 2:08 pm ET
by johnny rotten of crack open a cold one
guy before me buys
cheetos, a toothbrush, and lube
Walgreens... 1 AM
Haiku # 34121, January 28, 2006 2:37 am ET
by Cornea Pete
My wake disturbs space,
with bright vector distruction,
Geometry Wars
Haiku # 34120, January 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Could I be so blind?
to not realize it's back..
so it begins... again.
Haiku # 34119, January 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
have lots of piercing
my favourite one is known as
"Prince Albert" piercing
(not part of the poem, but the piercing is at the
scrotum, ball sac)
Haiku # 34118, January 27, 2006 7:07 pm ET
by turban of vagina
clear turban milk
it makes baby and tastes good
it's indian semen
Haiku # 34117, January 27, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by dick
Grinning and drooling,
arm in up to the shoulder.
The vet fists a cow.
Haiku # 34116, January 27, 2006 6:56 pm ET
by The Beast Master
The big tongue flexes.
So taut, it shoots out and pins
a fly to the wall.
Haiku # 34115, January 27, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
Asleep in the park,
a squirrel hiding my nuts.
My pouch is empty.
:-(
O where are they hid?
So much digging and weeping
before winter comes.
Haiku # 34114, January 27, 2006 6:31 pm ET
by gone but not forgotten
I sit on your face.
Does my ass look big in this?
Keep talking mister.
Haiku # 34113, January 27, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Teeth cannot retain.
Rolls out and falls to the floor
with a fleshy thud.
Haiku # 34112, January 27, 2006 2:01 pm ET
by BIG TONGUE
tight, loose, shallow, deep
painful, but pleasurous
o shit, it's fuckin stuck
Haiku # 34111, January 27, 2006 11:02 am ET
by turban
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34110, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
I thought you ate cheese
Guess you lied, guess i was wrong
Now you can't have this
Haiku # 34109, January 27, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Cheese Man
dick erecting
sperm in semen jacking
baby coming
Haiku # 34108, January 27, 2006 10:48 am ET
by Turban of vagina
it's been four long days
i've been several thousand miles
and a few decades
Haiku # 34107, January 27, 2006 7:47 am ET
by ash
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