Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Seagull swirls, screaming
The wind plays beside the stream
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33761, December 12, 2005 7:00 am ET
by Thats better
Seagull swirls, screaming
The winds plays beside the streams
Cold lurks in the woods
Haiku # 33760, December 12, 2005 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Hopes disappointed
Look up lotery results
My body loiters
Haiku # 33759, December 12, 2005 6:55 am ET
by try again next week
Nothing leaves nothing
All holes leave holes and holes leave
But Holes leave nothing
Haiku # 33758, December 12, 2005 6:50 am ET
by So what am I left with?
Last thing Mechanicalized
Organic machinery
Gia
Haiku # 33757, December 12, 2005 6:41 am ET
by Willioam Nippress
An orgasm throbs
Agony spurts on wet breasts
It
Haiku # 33756, December 12, 2005 6:37 am ET
by Who am I to deny her?
Kiss urges warm moans
Tight lovers spread the embrace
Faces full of love
Haiku # 33755, December 12, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Love wakes throughout night
Naked arm across my chest
Sleep loves an embrace
Haiku # 33753, December 12, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Bemoan, aching limbs
Lift up that box, hump that bag
Helped the girlfriend move
Haiku # 33752, December 12, 2005 5:42 am ET
by Dirty old man
Indecisiveness
Coupled with sleep and haiku
Could halt wars. And love.
Haiku # 33751, December 12, 2005 12:28 am ET
by annonymous and confused
who let the dogs out ?
seems we need a new catcher
and then the blue dream
Haiku # 33750, December 11, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 33749, December 11, 2005 3:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33748, December 11, 2005 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33747, December 11, 2005 11:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 33746, December 11, 2005 11:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of Vegas Nuptuals
Haiku # 33745, December 11, 2005 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 33744, December 11, 2005 11:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Putrid detritus:
Fetid, doth encompass us
Squalid omnibus
Haiku # 33743, December 11, 2005 2:05 am ET
by Lush
Photoshopped my ass
Onto VP Cheney's neck
'Twas pretty funny
Haiku # 33742, December 10, 2005 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If they are in tents
their intensions are intense
Are they in tension?
Haiku # 33741, December 10, 2005 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Of William's poems
Lucid, quirky, myriad
So serpentine/sserppin-tine
Haiku # 33740, December 10, 2005 9:18 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Bathroom stall signage:
Beware gay limbo dancers!
Mind the gap fellows.
Haiku # 33739, December 9, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by Lush
First line was just crap
Second line was true but trite
Third line was just right
Haiku # 33738, December 9, 2005 6:07 am ET
by Art critique
Just pick your season
Monet
Haiku # 33737, December 9, 2005 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Dive down to the deep
Water admits the shadows
Dim eerie green light
Haiku # 33736, December 9, 2005 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Grinning up at me
Inane stupid smile just grins
Starlit lemon peel
Haiku # 33735, December 9, 2005 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Perfect firm soft young skin
Not a mark on her body
Do I love or lust?
Haiku # 33734, December 9, 2005 5:31 am ET
by Dirty old man
Wash with my bare hands
Soap covered, soft warm water
Firm slippery breasts
Haiku # 33733, December 9, 2005 5:26 am ET
by Like you wouldn
What have I got planned
Girlfriend asks, nothing says I
Bath and make you come?
Haiku # 33732, December 9, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Gota Love soapy girls
Thanks be for the search
Reminiscing old and new
Some really good stuff
Haiku # 33731, December 9, 2005 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Cry perhaps sad winds
These golden leaves live but once
Playing for your fun
Haiku # 33730, December 9, 2005 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis, searches work!
Can perigrinate on words,
Falcon : Falconer
Haiku # 33729, December 8, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Server is now fixed
Meaning that the search is back.
Stupid old poems
Haiku # 33728, December 8, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Glass balls and lights
adorn the shimmering trail
along the black lake
Haiku # 33727, December 8, 2005 4:05 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
A park of big boxes
on black wheels and cememt squares
rests a small village
Haiku # 33726, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
Silver and lonely
awaiting it's thirsty guests
sits a cold airstream
Haiku # 33725, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
aluminum home
blocks from the burning yule log
twinkling lights between
Haiku # 33724, December 8, 2005 1:04 pm ET
by john of slot # k
Most embarrassing
Wisdom perhaps bites the dog
Heartache sprouts jingles
Haiku # 33723, December 8, 2005 12:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Girls love an oldy
Girlfriend can
Haiku # 33722, December 8, 2005 8:03 am ET
by Dirty old man
Ottawa, Windsor
St. Catharines and Hamilton
Now on beerhunter.
Haiku # 33721, December 7, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Janis
last night on tv--
the victoria's secret
fashion show, UNREAL
Haiku # 33719, December 7, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by rodj and pete of gamehenge
Abba cadavers
Roller disco corpses, go!
Does your mother know?
Haiku # 33718, December 7, 2005 8:07 pm ET
by Lush
Betty always knows
How to say what we're thinking
Ah how life is good
Haiku # 33717, December 7, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Anon
Over one hundred
Give way to your worst impulse
In total darkness
Haiku # 33716, December 7, 2005 9:52 am ET
by Forgot my zipper
Play it again Sam
Here's looking at you kid
You played it for her!
Haiku # 33715, December 7, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Casablanca
Resplendent Women
Frozen pebbles on a star
Lend their bright bling bling
Haiku # 33714, December 7, 2005 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713, December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712, December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711, December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710, December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
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