Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713, December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712, December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711, December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710, December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
Girlfriend and I split
She wants children! Me pension!
Miss you sweet soft babe
Haiku # 33709, December 7, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Age gap too big
I imagine him
Thin frame, thin greasy long hair
Wish to see photo!
Haiku # 33708, December 7, 2005 5:51 am ET
by Come on son show them
Silver moonlight falls
Smoke loiters as I gaze out
Blue shadows extend
Haiku # 33707, December 7, 2005 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun walks then stars splash
Gold, false dawn offers first light.
Clouds recognise duet
Haiku # 33706, December 7, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Disproportionate
He spends weeks just getting in
Wiped off in seconds
Haiku # 33705, December 7, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Delicate stanzas
Forever-inane mad words
Therein lays wisdom
Haiku # 33704, December 7, 2005 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
His need to insult
And his need for attention
He needs his mummy
Haiku # 33703, December 7, 2005 4:45 am ET
by Here you are son
So what
Haiku # 33702, December 7, 2005 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
vox harmonium
amidst pandemonium
kill zabadooey
Haiku # 33701, December 7, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Lush
Pure depravity
Wonder Showzen is climbing
to my number one
Haiku # 33700, December 7, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Something like snow flakes
or maybe it's laziness
falling from my scalp
Haiku # 33699, December 7, 2005 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Someone please inject
holiday cheer and vodka
right into my spine
Haiku # 33698, December 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
as i figure it
janis should rhyme with pannus
and you with pooey
Haiku # 33697, December 6, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by ash
praise the health system
interhospital transfer
to a new address
Haiku # 33696, December 6, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33693, December 6, 2005 11:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Moon in apogee
Filigree of verdigris
Lameass poetry
Haiku # 33692, December 6, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Young girl, alone.
Giggity, giggity, yeah!
What? It's a boy? Damn!
Haiku # 33691, December 6, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
Sorry they just crossed
Fast this electronic gizmo
Your message and mine
Haiku # 33690, December 6, 2005 11:40 am ET
by Meant what I said
Main server is borked
Search will return when new one
Is up and running

(any day now)
Haiku # 33689, December 6, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Janis
Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688, December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687, December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686, December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!
So much like myself
Whipped I squeal through my teeth
Lick your boots madam
Haiku # 33685, December 6, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Please Miss whiplash
Cargo of green leaves
Spilling around the sad beast
Lashed he starts and bucks
Haiku # 33684, December 6, 2005 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Children stop a man.
An ass breaks wind, wakes sleepers
Shortly, the beast turns
Haiku # 33683, December 6, 2005 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Woman
Haiku # 33682, December 6, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Adopt sailor
Golden city walks
Sun hotly burns arms and back
Poverty loiters
Haiku # 33681, December 6, 2005 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Crystal clear places
Some journeys melt in my mind
Miss desolate tracts
Haiku # 33680, December 6, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes look for cat
Haiku # 33679, December 6, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Scratch right there
He/she minces by
Glances nether left or right
Doled up to the nines
Haiku # 33678, December 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by Snow queen
The old dogs carouse
Mud blackened Snow smear
Flustering, girls talk
Haiku # 33677, December 6, 2005 10:27 am ET
by The blockage leaks
You scream and I scream
So we all scream for ice cream
Suck this for me Pleas
Haiku # 33676, December 6, 2005 10:22 am ET
by Chin dribble
I looks around me
Hey AB C D Goldfish
Wid D BDI
Haiku # 33675, December 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Not politically correct
Chewing gum nashers
My teeth turn black and fall out
What
Haiku # 33674, December 6, 2005 10:13 am ET
by Pass me the straw
Lightly she splashes
Spring shows sweet liquid blossom.
Opus of light green
Haiku # 33673, December 6, 2005 10:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Searching through my thoughts
Twisting words wake and prise lose
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 33672, December 6, 2005 9:58 am ET
by William Nippress
intoxicating
the scent of fresh rain at night
after a hot day
Haiku # 33671, December 6, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
an apple floating
in the fishbowl of hell---
when does the sun rise?
Haiku # 33670, December 6, 2005 7:44 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
Who the heck farted?
Holy Cow! It stinks in here!
Save me! Save me! Help
Haiku # 33669, December 6, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Putokwatro
Down by the ocean
Delving where it
Haiku # 33668, December 6, 2005 5:52 am ET
by D lousing clinic
marlboro mediums
cadillac of cigarettes
what does cancer drive?
Haiku # 33667, December 6, 2005 5:42 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
an apple floating--
in a fishbowl in a-hall
perhaps i need sleep
Haiku # 33666, December 6, 2005 5:33 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
matsuo basho
or masaoka shiki
would DIG this website
Haiku # 33665, December 6, 2005 5:29 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
cream cheese and jelly
open face on a bagel
oh shit i dropped it
Haiku # 33664, December 6, 2005 5:24 am ET
by Jigga of Ann Arbor
Haiku turns profiles
An eye waits yet nothing comes
The cruellest word play
Haiku # 33663, December 6, 2005 4:42 am ET
by Talentless
Lives lived in silence
Commonplace! Storks the artist
Taunting expression
Haiku # 33662, December 6, 2005 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
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