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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
intoxicating
the scent of fresh rain at night
after a hot day
Haiku # 33671 December 6, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
an apple floating
in the fishbowl of hell---
when does the sun rise?
Haiku # 33670 December 6, 2005 7:44 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
Who the heck farted?
Holy Cow! It stinks in here!
Save me! Save me! Help
Haiku # 33669 December 6, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Putokwatro
Down by the ocean
Delving where it
Haiku # 33668 December 6, 2005 5:52 am ET
by D lousing clinic
marlboro mediums
cadillac of cigarettes
what does cancer drive?
Haiku # 33667 December 6, 2005 5:42 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
an apple floating--
in a fishbowl in a-hall
perhaps i need sleep
Haiku # 33666 December 6, 2005 5:33 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
matsuo basho
or masaoka shiki
would DIG this website
Haiku # 33665 December 6, 2005 5:29 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
cream cheese and jelly
open face on a bagel
oh shit i dropped it
Haiku # 33664 December 6, 2005 5:24 am ET
by Jigga of Ann Arbor
Haiku turns profiles
An eye waits yet nothing comes
The cruellest word play
Haiku # 33663 December 6, 2005 4:42 am ET
by Talentless
Lives lived in silence
Commonplace! Storks the artist
Taunting expression
Haiku # 33662 December 6, 2005 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Painfully unfurl
Poetry waits for candour
Candour startles the art
Haiku # 33661 December 6, 2005 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Strangest subject, art
Most good writers live in fear
Painful rejection
Haiku # 33660 December 6, 2005 4:18 am ET
by My body loiters
The prospect loiters
Broken life lends a profile
Ash sings and eyes wake
Haiku # 33659 December 6, 2005 4:11 am ET
by Alchemist
This call without patience
This dream in slow motion
Life turns a prayer
Haiku # 33658 December 6, 2005 4:02 am ET
by William Nippress
A crawl into the light
At last some real talent shows
Mind wakes and hands shake
Haiku # 33657 December 6, 2005 3:59 am ET
by How about the rest of you?
A soft journeys walk
Boredom to aspiration
Joyous freedom starts
Haiku # 33656 December 6, 2005 3:57 am ET
by Knew ash could do it
one way up, two down
once you hit ground very hard
you may wake later
Haiku # 33655 December 5, 2005 8:44 pm ET
by stooch
sliver of liver
why do you drink so much, eh!
beer guzzling wacko
Haiku # 33654 December 5, 2005 8:41 pm ET
by stooch of funny
dreams can turn nightmares
beware the milk of poppies
avoid singapore
Haiku # 33653 December 5, 2005 6:42 pm ET
by ash
exquisite perfume
pink hybrid frangipani
the smell of heaven
Haiku # 33652 December 5, 2005 6:41 pm ET
by ash
Strange calls from afar
Casting dreams after sunset
Unfolding sleep calls
Haiku # 33651 December 5, 2005 12:25 pm ET
by Papaver Somniferum
Self-regulating
Pregnancy not required
Fear stops liquid clouds
Haiku # 33650 December 5, 2005 11:50 am ET
by Single Parent
Spurt splashes heaven
Place of unknown happiness
Between open legs
Haiku # 33649 December 5, 2005 11:45 am ET
by Ok we know
Start the winds longing
Life
Haiku # 33648 December 5, 2005 11:37 am ET
by Bicycle Thief
Winter hates prospects
Spring perhaps wakes unmoved
Careless summer waits
Haiku # 33647 December 5, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Hatred admits truth
Sticky, midnight waits
Love offers veiled soft constraints
Sheer lust hold
Haiku # 33646 December 5, 2005 11:29 am ET
by Lusty Thoughts
Fairest of creatures
Unequalled beauty contest
Blossoms fear women
Haiku # 33645 December 5, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Oberon
Influence and dominate
Exert Control of world
Haiku # 33644 December 5, 2005 10:46 am ET
by Monetary System
Constantly changing
Our hero sheds camouflage
Evolving life form
Haiku # 33643 December 5, 2005 10:39 am ET
by Mucus Membrane
Write some good Haiku
And while you
Haiku # 33642 December 5, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Some are insightful
Some small flashes of brilliance
Some, most! down right bad
Haiku # 33641 December 5, 2005 6:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Intellectual
Process needs stimulus
Thrown down a challenge
Haiku # 33640 December 5, 2005 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Try, as you may, can
Haiku # 33639 December 5, 2005 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku wanabe
Haiku # 33638 December 5, 2005 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Piloerection
Rat
Haiku # 33637 December 5, 2005 5:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Piloerection
In view of your perfection
My predilection
Haiku # 33636 December 4, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
See, hear, feel, smell, taste
Since devoid of ESP
This is all I have
Haiku # 33635 December 4, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Lush
uxor ira fram...
mi vigere nox heure?
i hysteria!
Haiku # 33634 December 4, 2005 7:04 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
After Lush - a fine Haikuist
_________________

I often wonder

what the vinters buy...
half so precious as they sell.
Haiku # 33633 December 3, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Years of crapulence
A cirrhotic hemorrhage
Canvas of spewn blood
Haiku # 33632 December 3, 2005 5:22 pm ET
by Lush
Dammit, I'm mad. The
Preceding is Palindrome.
This haiku reeketh.
Haiku # 33631 December 3, 2005 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
I bribed the mayor
To extort a senator
To blackmail George Bush
Haiku # 33630 December 3, 2005 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even
Haiku # 33629 December 3, 2005 3:56 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...
Haiku # 33628 December 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?
Haiku # 33627 December 3, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos
Haiku # 33626 December 3, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love
Haiku # 33625 December 3, 2005 12:29 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore
Haiku # 33624 December 3, 2005 2:13 am ET
by Lush
Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form
Haiku # 33623 December 2, 2005 10:05 pm ET
by Janis
Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress
Haiku # 33622 December 2, 2005 9:58 pm ET
by Lush