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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
sliver of liver
why do you drink so much, eh!
beer guzzling wacko
Haiku # 33654 December 5, 2005 8:41 pm ET
by stooch of funny
dreams can turn nightmares
beware the milk of poppies
avoid singapore
Haiku # 33653 December 5, 2005 6:42 pm ET
by ash
exquisite perfume
pink hybrid frangipani
the smell of heaven
Haiku # 33652 December 5, 2005 6:41 pm ET
by ash
Strange calls from afar
Casting dreams after sunset
Unfolding sleep calls
Haiku # 33651 December 5, 2005 12:25 pm ET
by Papaver Somniferum
Self-regulating
Pregnancy not required
Fear stops liquid clouds
Haiku # 33650 December 5, 2005 11:50 am ET
by Single Parent
Spurt splashes heaven
Place of unknown happiness
Between open legs
Haiku # 33649 December 5, 2005 11:45 am ET
by Ok we know
Start the winds longing
Life
Haiku # 33648 December 5, 2005 11:37 am ET
by Bicycle Thief
Winter hates prospects
Spring perhaps wakes unmoved
Careless summer waits
Haiku # 33647 December 5, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Hatred admits truth
Sticky, midnight waits
Love offers veiled soft constraints
Sheer lust hold
Haiku # 33646 December 5, 2005 11:29 am ET
by Lusty Thoughts
Fairest of creatures
Unequalled beauty contest
Blossoms fear women
Haiku # 33645 December 5, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Oberon
Influence and dominate
Exert Control of world
Haiku # 33644 December 5, 2005 10:46 am ET
by Monetary System
Constantly changing
Our hero sheds camouflage
Evolving life form
Haiku # 33643 December 5, 2005 10:39 am ET
by Mucus Membrane
Write some good Haiku
And while you
Haiku # 33642 December 5, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Some are insightful
Some small flashes of brilliance
Some, most! down right bad
Haiku # 33641 December 5, 2005 6:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Intellectual
Process needs stimulus
Thrown down a challenge
Haiku # 33640 December 5, 2005 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Try, as you may, can
Haiku # 33639 December 5, 2005 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku wanabe
Haiku # 33638 December 5, 2005 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Piloerection
Rat
Haiku # 33637 December 5, 2005 5:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Piloerection
In view of your perfection
My predilection
Haiku # 33636 December 4, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
See, hear, feel, smell, taste
Since devoid of ESP
This is all I have
Haiku # 33635 December 4, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Lush
uxor ira fram...
mi vigere nox heure?
i hysteria!
Haiku # 33634 December 4, 2005 7:04 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
After Lush - a fine Haikuist
_________________

I often wonder

what the vinters buy...
half so precious as they sell.
Haiku # 33633 December 3, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Years of crapulence
A cirrhotic hemorrhage
Canvas of spewn blood
Haiku # 33632 December 3, 2005 5:22 pm ET
by Lush
Dammit, I'm mad. The
Preceding is Palindrome.
This haiku reeketh.
Haiku # 33631 December 3, 2005 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
I bribed the mayor
To extort a senator
To blackmail George Bush
Haiku # 33630 December 3, 2005 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even
Haiku # 33629 December 3, 2005 3:56 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...
Haiku # 33628 December 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?
Haiku # 33627 December 3, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos
Haiku # 33626 December 3, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love
Haiku # 33625 December 3, 2005 12:29 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore
Haiku # 33624 December 3, 2005 2:13 am ET
by Lush
Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form
Haiku # 33623 December 2, 2005 10:05 pm ET
by Janis
Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress
Haiku # 33622 December 2, 2005 9:58 pm ET
by Lush
to put that bluntly
you have the best tools for it
a knife for a knife
Haiku # 33621 December 2, 2005 9:20 pm ET
by ash
Veggies and beer cans
Succumb to my piercing blade
I live by Ginsu
Haiku # 33620 December 2, 2005 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
A shadow flutters
Rough water strokes legs
A new sound whispers
Haiku # 33619 December 2, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am what I am
I never make excuses
Live by Bushido
Haiku # 33618 December 2, 2005 11:58 am ET
by William Nippress
My sweet beauty stirs
luminous soft skin
A dream into dawn
Haiku # 33617 December 2, 2005 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 33616 December 2, 2005 11:40 am ET
by MANLIER LIPS WISP
OK, yes I know
But I never go looking
Fights just come to me
Haiku # 33615 December 2, 2005 11:32 am ET
by NAME WILL RIP PISS
Smiling Through her bliss
Her unfocused eyes see me
Clear through to my soul
Haiku # 33614 December 2, 2005 11:26 am ET
by William Nippress
The venerable
Flame war oh how you return
So predictably
Haiku # 33613 December 2, 2005 11:17 am ET
by Janis
Alluring Bottom
My hands trace her soft outline
Softly, tenderly
Haiku # 33612 December 2, 2005 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
The soft bed whispers
With Engulfing Passion shakes
Scream during the night
Haiku # 33611 December 2, 2005 10:16 am ET
by William Nippress
She kisses with joy
Perfumed breasts draw me to her
Soft duet of love
Haiku # 33610 December 2, 2005 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
a long time ago
can still feel like yesterday
within memories
Haiku # 33609 December 2, 2005 8:28 am ET
by ash
briny not brainy
if i don't think about it
am i not a fish
Haiku # 33608 December 2, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
Midday finds wisdom
Searching for serenity
Stupidity falls
Haiku # 33607 December 2, 2005 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Wild dancing dead leaves
Winter wind plunders landscapes
Fragrant cold loiters
Haiku # 33606 December 2, 2005 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Apples hunt winter
Black berries hide behind leaves
Earth flusters old life
Haiku # 33605 December 2, 2005 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress