Dammit, I'm mad. The
Preceding is Palindrome.
This haiku reeketh.

I bribed the mayor
To extort a senator
To blackmail George Bush

Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even

Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...

Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?

Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos

As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love

Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore

Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form

Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress

to put that bluntly
you have the best tools for it
a knife for a knife

Veggies and beer cans
Succumb to my piercing blade
I live by Ginsu

A shadow flutters
Rough water strokes legs
A new sound whispers

I am what I am
I never make excuses
Live by Bushido

My sweet beauty stirs
luminous soft skin
A dream into dawn

I

OK, yes I know
But I never go looking
Fights just come to me

Smiling Through her bliss
Her unfocused eyes see me
Clear through to my soul

The venerable
Flame war oh how you return
So predictably

Alluring Bottom
My hands trace her soft outline
Softly, tenderly

The soft bed whispers
With Engulfing Passion shakes
Scream during the night

She kisses with joy
Perfumed breasts draw me to her
Soft duet of love

a long time ago
can still feel like yesterday
within memories

briny not brainy
if i don't think about it
am i not a fish

Midday finds wisdom
Searching for serenity
Stupidity falls

Wild dancing dead leaves
Winter wind plunders landscapes
Fragrant cold loiters

Apples hunt winter
Black berries hide behind leaves
Earth flusters old life

Midnight scolds false rain
watchers catch the journey
Stars turn and stars melt

A sad lover burns.
Misty eyes run then love talks.
Stupidity melts

Summer carouses.
Bright snow melts and summer talks.
Greenly promised spring

Here

Hey come on you guys
I can

Inhibitions lost?
Talking about hangovers?
Made fool of yourself?

Sore ars from bad diet?
Too much pre-processed junk food?
You need more roughage

Girlfriends half my age
Get odd looks from my age group
Horror and envy

Do they think I

Masculinity
Lots of stupid comments
I wore a pink tie

Try prostitution
Seems like good value to me
Try before you pay

Dam contraceptives
Not big enough for load
Try a bin liner

Ash has ninja grace
letters fly like throwing stars
Warrior poets

letters spray i say
let us pray they stay that way
in some disarray

A PIMPLE SWIRL SIN
A LIMPER SLIP WINS
A LIMPER LIPS WINS
A SIMPLE SWIRL PIN
A PILSNER LIP SWIM
A LINER SLIPS WIMP
A RIPPLE SLIM WINS
A SLIPPER MIL WINS
A PERILS LIMP WINS
A MINERS SWILL PIP
A PRIME WILL SPINS
A SIMPER WILL SPIN
A PINE SWILL PRISM
A NIPPER ILL SWIMS
A NIPPER WILL MISS
A SPINE WILL PRISM
A RESIN SWILL PIMP
A RINSE SWILL PIMP
A PIPER MILLS WINS
A MELL WIN RIP PISS
A SWELL PIMP IN SIR
A MEN ILL RIP WISPS
A SWELL RIM SIN PIP
A PERM I SPILL WINS
A PENIS WILL PRISM
A WINERS ILL PIMPS
A WINERS LIMP LIPS
Help yourself Brad, I don

My Haiku

A BROODY FRONT TO
A BODY OF TORN ROT
A NOB FORDO TO TRY
A NOB FORD TOO TRY
A NOB DO OF ORT TRY
A NOB DR OF TOO TRY
A NOB DR FOR TO TOY
A NOB DRY FOOT ROT
A BORN FOOD TO TRY
A BORN TODY OF ROT
A BONY ROD OF TORT
A BOO DONT FRY ROT
A ROBOT DRY OF TON
A BOOT DR OF NO TRY
A BOOT DR FOR TONY
A BOOTY FROND ROT
A ORB DONT FRY TOO
A BORT FOOD ON TRY
AT BOY DR OF NO ROT
AT BOT DRY ROOF ON
AT BOT NOD FOR ROY
AT NOB DRY OF ROOT
Are you bored of Anagrams of Brad of Toronto?

Four and seven and five
Not a haiku, but ok
Are you my fan club?

"William Nippress"
becomes "A LIMP PENIS SWIRL"
Anagrams are cool

i love suprises
but am too impatient
to wait all day, tell now

What to do tonight
What will make you interesting
Beer is the answer

I got a new Jeep
Chrome spinners are so bling bling
More money than brains

Pulling up brambles
Masochistic gardener
Removes both his gloves