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Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even
Haiku # 33629, December 3, 2005 3:56 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...
Haiku # 33628, December 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?
Haiku # 33627, December 3, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos
Haiku # 33626, December 3, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love
Haiku # 33625, December 3, 2005 12:29 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore
Haiku # 33624, December 3, 2005 2:13 am ET
by Lush
Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form
Haiku # 33623, December 2, 2005 10:05 pm ET
by Janis
Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress
Haiku # 33622, December 2, 2005 9:58 pm ET
by Lush
to put that bluntly
you have the best tools for it
a knife for a knife
Haiku # 33621, December 2, 2005 9:20 pm ET
by ash
Veggies and beer cans
Succumb to my piercing blade
I live by Ginsu
Haiku # 33620, December 2, 2005 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
A shadow flutters
Rough water strokes legs
A new sound whispers
Haiku # 33619, December 2, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am what I am
I never make excuses
Live by Bushido
Haiku # 33618, December 2, 2005 11:58 am ET
by William Nippress
My sweet beauty stirs
luminous soft skin
A dream into dawn
Haiku # 33617, December 2, 2005 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 33616, December 2, 2005 11:40 am ET
by MANLIER LIPS WISP
OK, yes I know
But I never go looking
Fights just come to me
Haiku # 33615, December 2, 2005 11:32 am ET
by NAME WILL RIP PISS
Smiling Through her bliss
Her unfocused eyes see me
Clear through to my soul
Haiku # 33614, December 2, 2005 11:26 am ET
by William Nippress
The venerable
Flame war oh how you return
So predictably
Haiku # 33613, December 2, 2005 11:17 am ET
by Janis
Alluring Bottom
My hands trace her soft outline
Softly, tenderly
Haiku # 33612, December 2, 2005 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
The soft bed whispers
With Engulfing Passion shakes
Scream during the night
Haiku # 33611, December 2, 2005 10:16 am ET
by William Nippress
She kisses with joy
Perfumed breasts draw me to her
Soft duet of love
Haiku # 33610, December 2, 2005 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
a long time ago
can still feel like yesterday
within memories
Haiku # 33609, December 2, 2005 8:28 am ET
by ash
briny not brainy
if i don't think about it
am i not a fish
Haiku # 33608, December 2, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
Midday finds wisdom
Searching for serenity
Stupidity falls
Haiku # 33607, December 2, 2005 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Wild dancing dead leaves
Winter wind plunders landscapes
Fragrant cold loiters
Haiku # 33606, December 2, 2005 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Apples hunt winter
Black berries hide behind leaves
Earth flusters old life
Haiku # 33605, December 2, 2005 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Midnight scolds false rain
watchers catch the journey
Stars turn and stars melt
Haiku # 33604, December 2, 2005 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A sad lover burns.
Misty eyes run then love talks.
Stupidity melts
Haiku # 33603, December 2, 2005 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Summer carouses.
Bright snow melts and summer talks.
Greenly promised spring
Haiku # 33602, December 2, 2005 5:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Here
Haiku # 33601, December 2, 2005 4:42 am ET
by WEAR SLIM LIP SPIN
Hey come on you guys
I can
Haiku # 33600, December 2, 2005 4:34 am ET
by WILLIAMS PEN RIPS
Inhibitions lost?
Talking about hangovers?
Made fool of yourself?
Haiku # 33599, December 2, 2005 4:31 am ET
by A PILSNER LIP SWIM
Sore ars from bad diet?
Too much pre-processed junk food?
You need more roughage
Haiku # 33598, December 2, 2005 4:27 am ET
by PRIMAL PILES WINS
Girlfriends half my age
Get odd looks from my age group
Horror and envy
Haiku # 33597, December 2, 2005 4:21 am ET
by PRIMAL SPIEL WINS
Do they think I
Haiku # 33596, December 2, 2005 4:10 am ET
by RAWNESS I MILL PIP
Masculinity
Lots of stupid comments
I wore a pink tie
Haiku # 33595, December 2, 2005 4:06 am ET
by A NEW LIMP LIP SIRS
Try prostitution
Seems like good value to me
Try before you pay
Haiku # 33594, December 1, 2005 9:10 am ET
by SAWER ILL PIMP INS
Dam contraceptives
Not big enough for load
Try a bin liner
Haiku # 33593, December 1, 2005 8:52 am ET
by A SPERM I WILL SPIN
Ash has ninja grace
letters fly like throwing stars
Warrior poets
Haiku # 33592, December 1, 2005 7:58 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
letters spray i say
let us pray they stay that way
in some disarray
Haiku # 33591, December 1, 2005 6:43 am ET
by ash
A PIMPLE SWIRL SIN
A LIMPER SLIP WINS
A LIMPER LIPS WINS
A SIMPLE SWIRL PIN
A PILSNER LIP SWIM
A LINER SLIPS WIMP
A RIPPLE SLIM WINS
A SLIPPER MIL WINS
A PERILS LIMP WINS
A MINERS SWILL PIP
A PRIME WILL SPINS
A SIMPER WILL SPIN
A PINE SWILL PRISM
A NIPPER ILL SWIMS
A NIPPER WILL MISS
A SPINE WILL PRISM
A RESIN SWILL PIMP
A RINSE SWILL PIMP
A PIPER MILLS WINS
A MELL WIN RIP PISS
A SWELL PIMP IN SIR
A MEN ILL RIP WISPS
A SWELL RIM SIN PIP
A PERM I SPILL WINS
A PENIS WILL PRISM
A WINERS ILL PIMPS
A WINERS LIMP LIPS
Help yourself Brad, I don
Haiku # 33590, December 1, 2005 6:08 am ET
by A SPELL I PRIM WINS
My Haiku
Haiku # 33589, December 1, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
A BROODY FRONT TO
A BODY OF TORN ROT
A NOB FORDO TO TRY
A NOB FORD TOO TRY
A NOB DO OF ORT TRY
A NOB DR OF TOO TRY
A NOB DR FOR TO TOY
A NOB DRY FOOT ROT
A BORN FOOD TO TRY
A BORN TODY OF ROT
A BONY ROD OF TORT
A BOO DONT FRY ROT
A ROBOT DRY OF TON
A BOOT DR OF NO TRY
A BOOT DR FOR TONY
A BOOTY FROND ROT
A ORB DONT FRY TOO
A BORT FOOD ON TRY
AT BOY DR OF NO ROT
AT BOT DRY ROOF ON
AT BOT NOD FOR ROY
AT NOB DRY OF ROOT
Are you bored of Anagrams of Brad of Toronto?
Haiku # 33588, December 1, 2005 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Four and seven and five
Not a haiku, but ok
Are you my fan club?
Haiku # 33587, December 1, 2005 4:04 am ET
by A LIMP PENIS SWIRL
"William Nippress"
becomes "A LIMP PENIS SWIRL"
Anagrams are cool
Haiku # 33586, November 30, 2005 11:30 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
i love suprises
but am too impatient
to wait all day, tell now
Haiku # 33585, November 30, 2005 2:22 pm ET
by ac
What to do tonight
What will make you interesting
Beer is the answer
Haiku # 33584, November 30, 2005 1:28 pm ET
by TKCS of SLO, CA
I got a new Jeep
Chrome spinners are so bling bling
More money than brains
Haiku # 33583, November 30, 2005 1:27 pm ET
by TKCS of SLO, CA
Pulling up brambles
Masochistic gardener
Removes both his gloves
Haiku # 33582, November 30, 2005 11:56 am ET
by Milo of Wales
Prickly cactuses
Not much fun on a picnic
Watch out where you sit
Haiku # 33581, November 30, 2005 9:50 am ET
by William Nipress
The consequences
Irritable, lack of sleep
Seratonin drop
*
Neurotransmitter
Postsynaptic, the dendrite
Stay off the grass man
Haiku # 33580, November 30, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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