Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Fairest of creatures
Unequalled beauty contest
Blossoms fear women
Haiku # 33645, December 5, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Oberon
Influence and dominate
Exert Control of world
Haiku # 33644, December 5, 2005 10:46 am ET
by Monetary System
Constantly changing
Our hero sheds camouflage
Evolving life form
Haiku # 33643, December 5, 2005 10:39 am ET
by Mucus Membrane
Write some good Haiku
And while you
Haiku # 33642, December 5, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Some are insightful
Some small flashes of brilliance
Some, most! down right bad
Haiku # 33641, December 5, 2005 6:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Intellectual
Process needs stimulus
Thrown down a challenge
Haiku # 33640, December 5, 2005 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Try, as you may, can
Haiku # 33639, December 5, 2005 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku wanabe
Haiku # 33638, December 5, 2005 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Piloerection
Rat
Haiku # 33637, December 5, 2005 5:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Piloerection
In view of your perfection
My predilection
Haiku # 33636, December 4, 2005 8:55 pm ET
by Lush
See, hear, feel, smell, taste
Since devoid of ESP
This is all I have
Haiku # 33635, December 4, 2005 5:29 pm ET
by Lush
uxor ira fram...
mi vigere nox heure?
i hysteria!
Haiku # 33634, December 4, 2005 7:04 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
After Lush - a fine Haikuist
_________________

I often wonder

what the vinters buy...
half so precious as they sell.
Haiku # 33633, December 3, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Years of crapulence
A cirrhotic hemorrhage
Canvas of spewn blood
Haiku # 33632, December 3, 2005 5:22 pm ET
by Lush
Dammit, I'm mad. The
Preceding is Palindrome.
This haiku reeketh.
Haiku # 33631, December 3, 2005 5:21 pm ET
by Lush
I bribed the mayor
To extort a senator
To blackmail George Bush
Haiku # 33630, December 3, 2005 5:19 pm ET
by Lush
Untitled - palindrome II _corrected typo

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Never even
Haiku # 33629, December 3, 2005 3:56 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Untitled - palindrome II

Never even! No!
Evil I did. Did I live
on? Even never...
Haiku # 33628, December 3, 2005 3:53 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Losing faith rapid
In something so dear
Why do they hurt me?
Haiku # 33627, December 3, 2005 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Live not on evil
(It's palyndromic haiku)
Solo gigolos
Haiku # 33626, December 3, 2005 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
As he dreams of it
This sad and beautiful world
Wakes in pain, in love
Haiku # 33625, December 3, 2005 12:29 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Past excuse, you are:
Blunderbuss, blowhard and boor
Wuss, discard and bore
Haiku # 33624, December 3, 2005 2:13 am ET
by Lush
Fanning the fire
Can be o so fun sometimes
Keeping in form
Haiku # 33623, December 2, 2005 10:05 pm ET
by Janis
Foolishly swallowed
Screaming Sphincter brand hot sauce
In GI distress
Haiku # 33622, December 2, 2005 9:58 pm ET
by Lush
to put that bluntly
you have the best tools for it
a knife for a knife
Haiku # 33621, December 2, 2005 9:20 pm ET
by ash
Veggies and beer cans
Succumb to my piercing blade
I live by Ginsu
Haiku # 33620, December 2, 2005 5:35 pm ET
by Lush
A shadow flutters
Rough water strokes legs
A new sound whispers
Haiku # 33619, December 2, 2005 12:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am what I am
I never make excuses
Live by Bushido
Haiku # 33618, December 2, 2005 11:58 am ET
by William Nippress
My sweet beauty stirs
luminous soft skin
A dream into dawn
Haiku # 33617, December 2, 2005 11:44 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 33616, December 2, 2005 11:40 am ET
by MANLIER LIPS WISP
OK, yes I know
But I never go looking
Fights just come to me
Haiku # 33615, December 2, 2005 11:32 am ET
by NAME WILL RIP PISS
Smiling Through her bliss
Her unfocused eyes see me
Clear through to my soul
Haiku # 33614, December 2, 2005 11:26 am ET
by William Nippress
The venerable
Flame war oh how you return
So predictably
Haiku # 33613, December 2, 2005 11:17 am ET
by Janis
Alluring Bottom
My hands trace her soft outline
Softly, tenderly
Haiku # 33612, December 2, 2005 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
The soft bed whispers
With Engulfing Passion shakes
Scream during the night
Haiku # 33611, December 2, 2005 10:16 am ET
by William Nippress
She kisses with joy
Perfumed breasts draw me to her
Soft duet of love
Haiku # 33610, December 2, 2005 10:00 am ET
by William Nippress
a long time ago
can still feel like yesterday
within memories
Haiku # 33609, December 2, 2005 8:28 am ET
by ash
briny not brainy
if i don't think about it
am i not a fish
Haiku # 33608, December 2, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
Midday finds wisdom
Searching for serenity
Stupidity falls
Haiku # 33607, December 2, 2005 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Wild dancing dead leaves
Winter wind plunders landscapes
Fragrant cold loiters
Haiku # 33606, December 2, 2005 6:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Apples hunt winter
Black berries hide behind leaves
Earth flusters old life
Haiku # 33605, December 2, 2005 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Midnight scolds false rain
watchers catch the journey
Stars turn and stars melt
Haiku # 33604, December 2, 2005 5:51 am ET
by William Nippress
A sad lover burns.
Misty eyes run then love talks.
Stupidity melts
Haiku # 33603, December 2, 2005 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Summer carouses.
Bright snow melts and summer talks.
Greenly promised spring
Haiku # 33602, December 2, 2005 5:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Here
Haiku # 33601, December 2, 2005 4:42 am ET
by WEAR SLIM LIP SPIN
Hey come on you guys
I can
Haiku # 33600, December 2, 2005 4:34 am ET
by WILLIAMS PEN RIPS
Inhibitions lost?
Talking about hangovers?
Made fool of yourself?
Haiku # 33599, December 2, 2005 4:31 am ET
by A PILSNER LIP SWIM
Sore ars from bad diet?
Too much pre-processed junk food?
You need more roughage
Haiku # 33598, December 2, 2005 4:27 am ET
by PRIMAL PILES WINS
Girlfriends half my age
Get odd looks from my age group
Horror and envy
Haiku # 33597, December 2, 2005 4:21 am ET
by PRIMAL SPIEL WINS
Do they think I
Haiku # 33596, December 2, 2005 4:10 am ET
by RAWNESS I MILL PIP
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