Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Ottawa, Windsor
St. Catharines and Hamilton
Now on beerhunter.
Haiku # 33721, December 7, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Janis
last night on tv--
the victoria's secret
fashion show, UNREAL
Haiku # 33719, December 7, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by rodj and pete of gamehenge
Abba cadavers
Roller disco corpses, go!
Does your mother know?
Haiku # 33718, December 7, 2005 8:07 pm ET
by Lush
Betty always knows
How to say what we're thinking
Ah how life is good
Haiku # 33717, December 7, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Anon
Over one hundred
Give way to your worst impulse
In total darkness
Haiku # 33716, December 7, 2005 9:52 am ET
by Forgot my zipper
Play it again Sam
Here's looking at you kid
You played it for her!
Haiku # 33715, December 7, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Casablanca
Resplendent Women
Frozen pebbles on a star
Lend their bright bling bling
Haiku # 33714, December 7, 2005 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713, December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712, December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711, December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710, December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
Girlfriend and I split
She wants children! Me pension!
Miss you sweet soft babe
Haiku # 33709, December 7, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Age gap too big
I imagine him
Thin frame, thin greasy long hair
Wish to see photo!
Haiku # 33708, December 7, 2005 5:51 am ET
by Come on son show them
Silver moonlight falls
Smoke loiters as I gaze out
Blue shadows extend
Haiku # 33707, December 7, 2005 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun walks then stars splash
Gold, false dawn offers first light.
Clouds recognise duet
Haiku # 33706, December 7, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Disproportionate
He spends weeks just getting in
Wiped off in seconds
Haiku # 33705, December 7, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Delicate stanzas
Forever-inane mad words
Therein lays wisdom
Haiku # 33704, December 7, 2005 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
His need to insult
And his need for attention
He needs his mummy
Haiku # 33703, December 7, 2005 4:45 am ET
by Here you are son
So what
Haiku # 33702, December 7, 2005 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
vox harmonium
amidst pandemonium
kill zabadooey
Haiku # 33701, December 7, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Lush
Pure depravity
Wonder Showzen is climbing
to my number one
Haiku # 33700, December 7, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Something like snow flakes
or maybe it's laziness
falling from my scalp
Haiku # 33699, December 7, 2005 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Someone please inject
holiday cheer and vodka
right into my spine
Haiku # 33698, December 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
as i figure it
janis should rhyme with pannus
and you with pooey
Haiku # 33697, December 6, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by ash
praise the health system
interhospital transfer
to a new address
Haiku # 33696, December 6, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33693, December 6, 2005 11:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Moon in apogee
Filigree of verdigris
Lameass poetry
Haiku # 33692, December 6, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Young girl, alone.
Giggity, giggity, yeah!
What? It's a boy? Damn!
Haiku # 33691, December 6, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
Sorry they just crossed
Fast this electronic gizmo
Your message and mine
Haiku # 33690, December 6, 2005 11:40 am ET
by Meant what I said
Main server is borked
Search will return when new one
Is up and running

(any day now)
Haiku # 33689, December 6, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Janis
Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688, December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687, December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686, December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!
So much like myself
Whipped I squeal through my teeth
Lick your boots madam
Haiku # 33685, December 6, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Please Miss whiplash
Cargo of green leaves
Spilling around the sad beast
Lashed he starts and bucks
Haiku # 33684, December 6, 2005 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Children stop a man.
An ass breaks wind, wakes sleepers
Shortly, the beast turns
Haiku # 33683, December 6, 2005 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Woman
Haiku # 33682, December 6, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Adopt sailor
Golden city walks
Sun hotly burns arms and back
Poverty loiters
Haiku # 33681, December 6, 2005 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Crystal clear places
Some journeys melt in my mind
Miss desolate tracts
Haiku # 33680, December 6, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes look for cat
Haiku # 33679, December 6, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Scratch right there
He/she minces by
Glances nether left or right
Doled up to the nines
Haiku # 33678, December 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by Snow queen
The old dogs carouse
Mud blackened Snow smear
Flustering, girls talk
Haiku # 33677, December 6, 2005 10:27 am ET
by The blockage leaks
You scream and I scream
So we all scream for ice cream
Suck this for me Pleas
Haiku # 33676, December 6, 2005 10:22 am ET
by Chin dribble
I looks around me
Hey AB C D Goldfish
Wid D BDI
Haiku # 33675, December 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Not politically correct
Chewing gum nashers
My teeth turn black and fall out
What
Haiku # 33674, December 6, 2005 10:13 am ET
by Pass me the straw
Lightly she splashes
Spring shows sweet liquid blossom.
Opus of light green
Haiku # 33673, December 6, 2005 10:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Searching through my thoughts
Twisting words wake and prise lose
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 33672, December 6, 2005 9:58 am ET
by William Nippress
intoxicating
the scent of fresh rain at night
after a hot day
Haiku # 33671, December 6, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
an apple floating
in the fishbowl of hell---
when does the sun rise?
Haiku # 33670, December 6, 2005 7:44 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
Who the heck farted?
Holy Cow! It stinks in here!
Save me! Save me! Help
Haiku # 33669, December 6, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Putokwatro
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