Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Over one hundred
Give way to your worst impulse
In total darkness
Haiku # 33716 December 7, 2005 9:52 am ET
by Forgot my zipper
Play it again Sam
Here's looking at you kid
You played it for her!
Haiku # 33715 December 7, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Casablanca
Resplendent Women
Frozen pebbles on a star
Lend their bright bling bling
Haiku # 33714 December 7, 2005 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713 December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712 December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711 December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710 December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
Girlfriend and I split
She wants children! Me pension!
Miss you sweet soft babe
Haiku # 33709 December 7, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Age gap too big
I imagine him
Thin frame, thin greasy long hair
Wish to see photo!
Haiku # 33708 December 7, 2005 5:51 am ET
by Come on son show them
Silver moonlight falls
Smoke loiters as I gaze out
Blue shadows extend
Haiku # 33707 December 7, 2005 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun walks then stars splash
Gold, false dawn offers first light.
Clouds recognise duet
Haiku # 33706 December 7, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Disproportionate
He spends weeks just getting in
Wiped off in seconds
Haiku # 33705 December 7, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Delicate stanzas
Forever-inane mad words
Therein lays wisdom
Haiku # 33704 December 7, 2005 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
His need to insult
And his need for attention
He needs his mummy
Haiku # 33703 December 7, 2005 4:45 am ET
by Here you are son
So what
Haiku # 33702 December 7, 2005 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
vox harmonium
amidst pandemonium
kill zabadooey
Haiku # 33701 December 7, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Lush
Pure depravity
Wonder Showzen is climbing
to my number one
Haiku # 33700 December 7, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Something like snow flakes
or maybe it's laziness
falling from my scalp
Haiku # 33699 December 7, 2005 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Someone please inject
holiday cheer and vodka
right into my spine
Haiku # 33698 December 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
as i figure it
janis should rhyme with pannus
and you with pooey
Haiku # 33697 December 6, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by ash
praise the health system
interhospital transfer
to a new address
Haiku # 33696 December 6, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33693 December 6, 2005 11:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Moon in apogee
Filigree of verdigris
Lameass poetry
Haiku # 33692 December 6, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Young girl, alone.
Giggity, giggity, yeah!
What? It's a boy? Damn!
Haiku # 33691 December 6, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
Sorry they just crossed
Fast this electronic gizmo
Your message and mine
Haiku # 33690 December 6, 2005 11:40 am ET
by Meant what I said
Main server is borked
Search will return when new one
Is up and running

(any day now)
Haiku # 33689 December 6, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Janis
Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688 December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687 December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686 December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!
So much like myself
Whipped I squeal through my teeth
Lick your boots madam
Haiku # 33685 December 6, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Please Miss whiplash
Cargo of green leaves
Spilling around the sad beast
Lashed he starts and bucks
Haiku # 33684 December 6, 2005 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Children stop a man.
An ass breaks wind, wakes sleepers
Shortly, the beast turns
Haiku # 33683 December 6, 2005 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Woman
Haiku # 33682 December 6, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Adopt sailor
Golden city walks
Sun hotly burns arms and back
Poverty loiters
Haiku # 33681 December 6, 2005 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Crystal clear places
Some journeys melt in my mind
Miss desolate tracts
Haiku # 33680 December 6, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes look for cat
Haiku # 33679 December 6, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Scratch right there
He/she minces by
Glances nether left or right
Doled up to the nines
Haiku # 33678 December 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by Snow queen
The old dogs carouse
Mud blackened Snow smear
Flustering, girls talk
Haiku # 33677 December 6, 2005 10:27 am ET
by The blockage leaks
You scream and I scream
So we all scream for ice cream
Suck this for me Pleas
Haiku # 33676 December 6, 2005 10:22 am ET
by Chin dribble
I looks around me
Hey AB C D Goldfish
Wid D BDI
Haiku # 33675 December 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Not politically correct
Chewing gum nashers
My teeth turn black and fall out
What
Haiku # 33674 December 6, 2005 10:13 am ET
by Pass me the straw
Lightly she splashes
Spring shows sweet liquid blossom.
Opus of light green
Haiku # 33673 December 6, 2005 10:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Searching through my thoughts
Twisting words wake and prise lose
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 33672 December 6, 2005 9:58 am ET
by William Nippress
intoxicating
the scent of fresh rain at night
after a hot day
Haiku # 33671 December 6, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
an apple floating
in the fishbowl of hell---
when does the sun rise?
Haiku # 33670 December 6, 2005 7:44 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
Who the heck farted?
Holy Cow! It stinks in here!
Save me! Save me! Help
Haiku # 33669 December 6, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Putokwatro
Down by the ocean
Delving where it
Haiku # 33668 December 6, 2005 5:52 am ET
by D lousing clinic
marlboro mediums
cadillac of cigarettes
what does cancer drive?
Haiku # 33667 December 6, 2005 5:42 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
an apple floating--
in a fishbowl in a-hall
perhaps i need sleep
Haiku # 33666 December 6, 2005 5:33 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
matsuo basho
or masaoka shiki
would DIG this website
Haiku # 33665 December 6, 2005 5:29 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE