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Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688, December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687, December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686, December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!
So much like myself
Whipped I squeal through my teeth
Lick your boots madam
Haiku # 33685, December 6, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Please Miss whiplash
Cargo of green leaves
Spilling around the sad beast
Lashed he starts and bucks
Haiku # 33684, December 6, 2005 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Children stop a man.
An ass breaks wind, wakes sleepers
Shortly, the beast turns
Haiku # 33683, December 6, 2005 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Woman
Haiku # 33682, December 6, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Adopt sailor
Golden city walks
Sun hotly burns arms and back
Poverty loiters
Haiku # 33681, December 6, 2005 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Crystal clear places
Some journeys melt in my mind
Miss desolate tracts
Haiku # 33680, December 6, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes look for cat
Haiku # 33679, December 6, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Scratch right there
He/she minces by
Glances nether left or right
Doled up to the nines
Haiku # 33678, December 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by Snow queen
The old dogs carouse
Mud blackened Snow smear
Flustering, girls talk
Haiku # 33677, December 6, 2005 10:27 am ET
by The blockage leaks
You scream and I scream
So we all scream for ice cream
Suck this for me Pleas
Haiku # 33676, December 6, 2005 10:22 am ET
by Chin dribble
I looks around me
Hey AB C D Goldfish
Wid D BDI
Haiku # 33675, December 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Not politically correct
Chewing gum nashers
My teeth turn black and fall out
What
Haiku # 33674, December 6, 2005 10:13 am ET
by Pass me the straw
Lightly she splashes
Spring shows sweet liquid blossom.
Opus of light green
Haiku # 33673, December 6, 2005 10:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Searching through my thoughts
Twisting words wake and prise lose
A Haiku is born
Haiku # 33672, December 6, 2005 9:58 am ET
by William Nippress
intoxicating
the scent of fresh rain at night
after a hot day
Haiku # 33671, December 6, 2005 7:48 am ET
by ash
an apple floating
in the fishbowl of hell---
when does the sun rise?
Haiku # 33670, December 6, 2005 7:44 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
Who the heck farted?
Holy Cow! It stinks in here!
Save me! Save me! Help
Haiku # 33669, December 6, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Putokwatro
Down by the ocean
Delving where it
Haiku # 33668, December 6, 2005 5:52 am ET
by D lousing clinic
marlboro mediums
cadillac of cigarettes
what does cancer drive?
Haiku # 33667, December 6, 2005 5:42 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
an apple floating--
in a fishbowl in a-hall
perhaps i need sleep
Haiku # 33666, December 6, 2005 5:33 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
matsuo basho
or masaoka shiki
would DIG this website
Haiku # 33665, December 6, 2005 5:29 am ET
by the rave of A-DEUCE
cream cheese and jelly
open face on a bagel
oh shit i dropped it
Haiku # 33664, December 6, 2005 5:24 am ET
by Jigga of Ann Arbor
Haiku turns profiles
An eye waits yet nothing comes
The cruellest word play
Haiku # 33663, December 6, 2005 4:42 am ET
by Talentless
Lives lived in silence
Commonplace! Storks the artist
Taunting expression
Haiku # 33662, December 6, 2005 4:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Painfully unfurl
Poetry waits for candour
Candour startles the art
Haiku # 33661, December 6, 2005 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Strangest subject, art
Most good writers live in fear
Painful rejection
Haiku # 33660, December 6, 2005 4:18 am ET
by My body loiters
The prospect loiters
Broken life lends a profile
Ash sings and eyes wake
Haiku # 33659, December 6, 2005 4:11 am ET
by Alchemist
This call without patience
This dream in slow motion
Life turns a prayer
Haiku # 33658, December 6, 2005 4:02 am ET
by William Nippress
A crawl into the light
At last some real talent shows
Mind wakes and hands shake
Haiku # 33657, December 6, 2005 3:59 am ET
by How about the rest of you?
A soft journeys walk
Boredom to aspiration
Joyous freedom starts
Haiku # 33656, December 6, 2005 3:57 am ET
by Knew ash could do it
one way up, two down
once you hit ground very hard
you may wake later
Haiku # 33655, December 5, 2005 8:44 pm ET
by stooch
sliver of liver
why do you drink so much, eh!
beer guzzling wacko
Haiku # 33654, December 5, 2005 8:41 pm ET
by stooch of funny
dreams can turn nightmares
beware the milk of poppies
avoid singapore
Haiku # 33653, December 5, 2005 6:42 pm ET
by ash
exquisite perfume
pink hybrid frangipani
the smell of heaven
Haiku # 33652, December 5, 2005 6:41 pm ET
by ash
Strange calls from afar
Casting dreams after sunset
Unfolding sleep calls
Haiku # 33651, December 5, 2005 12:25 pm ET
by Papaver Somniferum
Self-regulating
Pregnancy not required
Fear stops liquid clouds
Haiku # 33650, December 5, 2005 11:50 am ET
by Single Parent
Spurt splashes heaven
Place of unknown happiness
Between open legs
Haiku # 33649, December 5, 2005 11:45 am ET
by Ok we know
Start the winds longing
Life
Haiku # 33648, December 5, 2005 11:37 am ET
by Bicycle Thief
Winter hates prospects
Spring perhaps wakes unmoved
Careless summer waits
Haiku # 33647, December 5, 2005 11:31 am ET
by Hatred admits truth
Sticky, midnight waits
Love offers veiled soft constraints
Sheer lust hold
Haiku # 33646, December 5, 2005 11:29 am ET
by Lusty Thoughts
Fairest of creatures
Unequalled beauty contest
Blossoms fear women
Haiku # 33645, December 5, 2005 11:27 am ET
by Oberon
Influence and dominate
Exert Control of world
Haiku # 33644, December 5, 2005 10:46 am ET
by Monetary System
Constantly changing
Our hero sheds camouflage
Evolving life form
Haiku # 33643, December 5, 2005 10:39 am ET
by Mucus Membrane
Write some good Haiku
And while you
Haiku # 33642, December 5, 2005 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Some are insightful
Some small flashes of brilliance
Some, most! down right bad
Haiku # 33641, December 5, 2005 6:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Intellectual
Process needs stimulus
Thrown down a challenge
Haiku # 33640, December 5, 2005 6:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Try, as you may, can
Haiku # 33639, December 5, 2005 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
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