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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
First line was just crap
Second line was true but trite
Third line was just right
Haiku # 33738 December 9, 2005 6:07 am ET
by Art critique
Just pick your season
Monet
Haiku # 33737 December 9, 2005 5:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Dive down to the deep
Water admits the shadows
Dim eerie green light
Haiku # 33736 December 9, 2005 5:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Grinning up at me
Inane stupid smile just grins
Starlit lemon peel
Haiku # 33735 December 9, 2005 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Perfect firm soft young skin
Not a mark on her body
Do I love or lust?
Haiku # 33734 December 9, 2005 5:31 am ET
by Dirty old man
Wash with my bare hands
Soap covered, soft warm water
Firm slippery breasts
Haiku # 33733 December 9, 2005 5:26 am ET
by Like you wouldn
What have I got planned
Girlfriend asks, nothing says I
Bath and make you come?
Haiku # 33732 December 9, 2005 5:18 am ET
by Gota Love soapy girls
Thanks be for the search
Reminiscing old and new
Some really good stuff
Haiku # 33731 December 9, 2005 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Cry perhaps sad winds
These golden leaves live but once
Playing for your fun
Haiku # 33730 December 9, 2005 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis, searches work!
Can perigrinate on words,
Falcon : Falconer
Haiku # 33729 December 8, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Server is now fixed
Meaning that the search is back.
Stupid old poems
Haiku # 33728 December 8, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Glass balls and lights
adorn the shimmering trail
along the black lake
Haiku # 33727 December 8, 2005 4:05 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
A park of big boxes
on black wheels and cememt squares
rests a small village
Haiku # 33726 December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
Silver and lonely
awaiting it's thirsty guests
sits a cold airstream
Haiku # 33725 December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
aluminum home
blocks from the burning yule log
twinkling lights between
Haiku # 33724 December 8, 2005 1:04 pm ET
by john of slot # k
Most embarrassing
Wisdom perhaps bites the dog
Heartache sprouts jingles
Haiku # 33723 December 8, 2005 12:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Girls love an oldy
Girlfriend can
Haiku # 33722 December 8, 2005 8:03 am ET
by Dirty old man
Ottawa, Windsor
St. Catharines and Hamilton
Now on beerhunter.
Haiku # 33721 December 7, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Janis
last night on tv--
the victoria's secret
fashion show, UNREAL
Haiku # 33719 December 7, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by rodj and pete of gamehenge
Abba cadavers
Roller disco corpses, go!
Does your mother know?
Haiku # 33718 December 7, 2005 8:07 pm ET
by Lush
Betty always knows
How to say what we're thinking
Ah how life is good
Haiku # 33717 December 7, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Anon
Over one hundred
Give way to your worst impulse
In total darkness
Haiku # 33716 December 7, 2005 9:52 am ET
by Forgot my zipper
Play it again Sam
Here's looking at you kid
You played it for her!
Haiku # 33715 December 7, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Casablanca
Resplendent Women
Frozen pebbles on a star
Lend their bright bling bling
Haiku # 33714 December 7, 2005 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713 December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712 December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711 December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710 December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
Girlfriend and I split
She wants children! Me pension!
Miss you sweet soft babe
Haiku # 33709 December 7, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Age gap too big
I imagine him
Thin frame, thin greasy long hair
Wish to see photo!
Haiku # 33708 December 7, 2005 5:51 am ET
by Come on son show them
Silver moonlight falls
Smoke loiters as I gaze out
Blue shadows extend
Haiku # 33707 December 7, 2005 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun walks then stars splash
Gold, false dawn offers first light.
Clouds recognise duet
Haiku # 33706 December 7, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Disproportionate
He spends weeks just getting in
Wiped off in seconds
Haiku # 33705 December 7, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Delicate stanzas
Forever-inane mad words
Therein lays wisdom
Haiku # 33704 December 7, 2005 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
His need to insult
And his need for attention
He needs his mummy
Haiku # 33703 December 7, 2005 4:45 am ET
by Here you are son
So what
Haiku # 33702 December 7, 2005 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
vox harmonium
amidst pandemonium
kill zabadooey
Haiku # 33701 December 7, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Lush
Pure depravity
Wonder Showzen is climbing
to my number one
Haiku # 33700 December 7, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Something like snow flakes
or maybe it's laziness
falling from my scalp
Haiku # 33699 December 7, 2005 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Someone please inject
holiday cheer and vodka
right into my spine
Haiku # 33698 December 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
as i figure it
janis should rhyme with pannus
and you with pooey
Haiku # 33697 December 6, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by ash
praise the health system
interhospital transfer
to a new address
Haiku # 33696 December 6, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33693 December 6, 2005 11:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Moon in apogee
Filigree of verdigris
Lameass poetry
Haiku # 33692 December 6, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Young girl, alone.
Giggity, giggity, yeah!
What? It's a boy? Damn!
Haiku # 33691 December 6, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
Sorry they just crossed
Fast this electronic gizmo
Your message and mine
Haiku # 33690 December 6, 2005 11:40 am ET
by Meant what I said
Main server is borked
Search will return when new one
Is up and running

(any day now)
Haiku # 33689 December 6, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Janis
Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688 December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687 December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686 December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!