Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Cry perhaps sad winds
These golden leaves live but once
Playing for your fun
Haiku # 33730, December 9, 2005 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Janis, searches work!
Can perigrinate on words,
Falcon : Falconer
Haiku # 33729, December 8, 2005 11:01 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Server is now fixed
Meaning that the search is back.
Stupid old poems
Haiku # 33728, December 8, 2005 7:15 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Glass balls and lights
adorn the shimmering trail
along the black lake
Haiku # 33727, December 8, 2005 4:05 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
A park of big boxes
on black wheels and cememt squares
rests a small village
Haiku # 33726, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
Silver and lonely
awaiting it's thirsty guests
sits a cold airstream
Haiku # 33725, December 8, 2005 4:04 pm ET
by T. Everlasting
aluminum home
blocks from the burning yule log
twinkling lights between
Haiku # 33724, December 8, 2005 1:04 pm ET
by john of slot # k
Most embarrassing
Wisdom perhaps bites the dog
Heartache sprouts jingles
Haiku # 33723, December 8, 2005 12:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Girls love an oldy
Girlfriend can
Haiku # 33722, December 8, 2005 8:03 am ET
by Dirty old man
Ottawa, Windsor
St. Catharines and Hamilton
Now on beerhunter.
Haiku # 33721, December 7, 2005 11:16 pm ET
by Janis
last night on tv--
the victoria's secret
fashion show, UNREAL
Haiku # 33719, December 7, 2005 10:31 pm ET
by rodj and pete of gamehenge
Abba cadavers
Roller disco corpses, go!
Does your mother know?
Haiku # 33718, December 7, 2005 8:07 pm ET
by Lush
Betty always knows
How to say what we're thinking
Ah how life is good
Haiku # 33717, December 7, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Anon
Over one hundred
Give way to your worst impulse
In total darkness
Haiku # 33716, December 7, 2005 9:52 am ET
by Forgot my zipper
Play it again Sam
Here's looking at you kid
You played it for her!
Haiku # 33715, December 7, 2005 8:58 am ET
by Casablanca
Resplendent Women
Frozen pebbles on a star
Lend their bright bling bling
Haiku # 33714, December 7, 2005 8:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Soon the world will end
In two hundred years from now
Who will care? Will I?
Haiku # 33713, December 7, 2005 8:46 am ET
by Conundrum
Sea washed river mouth
Sun glistens on thick black mud
A bird turns a stone
Haiku # 33712, December 7, 2005 7:43 am ET
by William Wishing I was there
A broken sun plays
Spring settles on young landscapes
Joy for blossom wakes
Haiku # 33711, December 7, 2005 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
God-fearing mouths wake.
A fearful thought burns within
I
Haiku # 33710, December 7, 2005 6:01 am ET
by Come on get up
Girlfriend and I split
She wants children! Me pension!
Miss you sweet soft babe
Haiku # 33709, December 7, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Age gap too big
I imagine him
Thin frame, thin greasy long hair
Wish to see photo!
Haiku # 33708, December 7, 2005 5:51 am ET
by Come on son show them
Silver moonlight falls
Smoke loiters as I gaze out
Blue shadows extend
Haiku # 33707, December 7, 2005 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun walks then stars splash
Gold, false dawn offers first light.
Clouds recognise duet
Haiku # 33706, December 7, 2005 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Disproportionate
He spends weeks just getting in
Wiped off in seconds
Haiku # 33705, December 7, 2005 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Delicate stanzas
Forever-inane mad words
Therein lays wisdom
Haiku # 33704, December 7, 2005 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
His need to insult
And his need for attention
He needs his mummy
Haiku # 33703, December 7, 2005 4:45 am ET
by Here you are son
So what
Haiku # 33702, December 7, 2005 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
vox harmonium
amidst pandemonium
kill zabadooey
Haiku # 33701, December 7, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Lush
Pure depravity
Wonder Showzen is climbing
to my number one
Haiku # 33700, December 7, 2005 1:25 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Something like snow flakes
or maybe it's laziness
falling from my scalp
Haiku # 33699, December 7, 2005 1:19 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Someone please inject
holiday cheer and vodka
right into my spine
Haiku # 33698, December 7, 2005 1:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
as i figure it
janis should rhyme with pannus
and you with pooey
Haiku # 33697, December 6, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by ash
praise the health system
interhospital transfer
to a new address
Haiku # 33696, December 6, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
NULL
Haiku # 33693, December 6, 2005 11:06 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY of Hell
Moon in apogee
Filigree of verdigris
Lameass poetry
Haiku # 33692, December 6, 2005 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Young girl, alone.
Giggity, giggity, yeah!
What? It's a boy? Damn!
Haiku # 33691, December 6, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by geekengineer of Sandy Eggo
Sorry they just crossed
Fast this electronic gizmo
Your message and mine
Haiku # 33690, December 6, 2005 11:40 am ET
by Meant what I said
Main server is borked
Search will return when new one
Is up and running

(any day now)
Haiku # 33689, December 6, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Janis
Dear Janis, searching?
Is it no longer aloud?
Like to read old ones
Haiku # 33688, December 6, 2005 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Blocked at the last fence
Ok but its not easy
thoughts come and they go
Haiku # 33687, December 6, 2005 11:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Distortions of thought
A schizophrenic Haiku
In popular use
Haiku # 33686, December 6, 2005 11:19 am ET
by You do it! No You!
So much like myself
Whipped I squeal through my teeth
Lick your boots madam
Haiku # 33685, December 6, 2005 11:12 am ET
by Please Miss whiplash
Cargo of green leaves
Spilling around the sad beast
Lashed he starts and bucks
Haiku # 33684, December 6, 2005 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Children stop a man.
An ass breaks wind, wakes sleepers
Shortly, the beast turns
Haiku # 33683, December 6, 2005 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
Woman
Haiku # 33682, December 6, 2005 10:55 am ET
by Adopt sailor
Golden city walks
Sun hotly burns arms and back
Poverty loiters
Haiku # 33681, December 6, 2005 10:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Crystal clear places
Some journeys melt in my mind
Miss desolate tracts
Haiku # 33680, December 6, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes look for cat
Haiku # 33679, December 6, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Scratch right there
He/she minces by
Glances nether left or right
Doled up to the nines
Haiku # 33678, December 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by Snow queen
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