go go maninka
sweet west african music
we are not worthy

Writing bad Haiku
Confirms inadequacies
Dark secrets laid bear

Free advertising
Do you honestly believe?
Anyone will look?

Comforting bondage
I love the tight restrictions
Of the bad haiku

Nothing sexier
What is it a man looks for?
A smiling woman
*
That is an invite
On purpose or otherwise
No man can resist

You

Penal servitude
What does it mean? Servile?
Sexual attitude?

we've got insatiable
sexual energy
whats a guy to do?

There's no bad haiku
That I can find at this site
Just cunning linguists

just go for a surf
you'll be bound to enjoy it
banish slavery

Biting cold north wind
Aussei told me, I like it!
It

The next thing I

What

a slave would be nice
whilst i'm not into bondage
i'd go for a serf

only the parts seen
all the rest of me's the same
and the inside's not

some things never change
at least that's what people say
but which things are these ?

There is beauty in
Everything except a
Derby victory

Times surreal moment
Salvador Dali

Positivism
The new negative approach
Management gurus

What! The earth

Lacking in foresight
Walk into the cupboard door
Bleeding from head wound

Useless drive in church
Spiritual dynamism
In and out absolved

the only sex had
was toothy hurt fat blow job
in two thousand five

character struggle;
stick-to-itiveness tested,
position bested

Optimism less,
Spirit fraught with misery;
hapless dithery.

Out of the window
The car park is full of cars
Big ones and small ones

Trying to give up
Smoking by writing haiku
Doesn't seem to work

A Paving Slabs Lament

Everybody walks
All over me and sometimes
Dogs crap on my head

The last few days here
It has been snowing and I
Haven't raked the leaves

better than cane toad
oral gratification
go lick that ling ling

My Psilocybin
A folder nestled under
Documents Settings

Preceding should read
"Hallucinatory ire"
All apologies

Licked amphibians
Hallucinogenic ire
Knowest thy dealer

Minuet in place
Beer is a diuretic
A latrine not seen

the swell is tiny
rain is falling and falling
my life is boredom

What is attraction?
Attitude? Don

Pugilistic dicks
Punching blokes and claiming oscars
Asses: Penn and Crowe

Rotten telephone
Manufactured by Siemens
Display is broken

I know it was lame
I was bored and feckless
Had to write something

"...and he was all like,
'hhyaa,' and I was like 'Oh. My.
God.'
"I know!" "Totally."

i'd like to thank the
Academy, Mom, Janis,
my agent, my shrink...

We have a winner
Haiku three three five thirty
Poem of the year

"cold gazpacho soup"?
'tis chilled by definition
a tautology

Some are born to lead
Others feign such qualities
I don't give a crap

Cold gazpacho soup
Uses ice cubes to cool it
Solid water no?

Hats are to fashion
What intelligence is to
President George Bush

comfortable? no.
stylish? durable? hell, yes!
linoleum hat

Toby? Toby! Come
here and help your mother bring
the shopping inside