"...and he was all like,
'hhyaa,' and I was like 'Oh. My.
God.'
"I know!" "Totally."
by isles16
i'd like to thank the
Academy, Mom, Janis,
my agent, my shrink...
by isles16
"cold gazpacho soup"?
'tis chilled by definition
a tautology
by Lush
Some are born to lead
Others feign such qualities
I don't give a crap
by Anonymous Poet
Cold gazpacho soup
Uses ice cubes to cool it
Solid water no?
by William Nippress
Hats are to fashion
What intelligence is to
President George Bush
by Anonymous Poet
comfortable? no.
stylish? durable? hell, yes!
linoleum hat
by isles16
Toby? Toby! Come
here and help your mother bring
the shopping inside
by isles16
A survey: what is
the most unneccessary
soup ingredient?
my answer is this:
the solid form of water
adds very little
by isles16
where are those damn keys?
photographic memory
must be out of film
by isles16
fat-free fig newtons
nirvana made with real fruit
a fine weight-loss plan
by isles16 of nj
that rabbit habit
fuck a duck, there's no justice
after withdrawal
by ash
Nothing to be done
same as before
renicarnate nothing to be done
by Phil of Scotland
Turkey day is here
Good day for unfeathered friends
Not for the feathered
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Odd double posting
Not my poetic intent
Cyber-glitch I guess
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
by Lush
In the name of shite!
Javascript error, my ass.
Some websites just blow.
by Lush
gotta love your job
amidst the froth and bubble
seeds of hangover
by ash
Adding new cities
To beerhunter.ca
Is not trivial
by Janis of Toronto
Nifty search feature
Will return to the site soon
First I need coffee
by Janis
Tunginated drive
On the bad haiku server
Causes loss of sleep
by Janis of TDot
whatever you say
it doesn't mean much to me
but what do i know ?
by ash
Lou Reed, Iggy Pop
Tom Verlaine and Richard Hell
The Brothers Ramone
by Lush
President Clinton
Never inhaled so why you?
Hold your breath, turn blue
by William Nippress
one needs to exhale
so that there's room to inhale
there's a good reason
by ash
Final Installment
No Value In Utterance
Why Might I Exhale?
by Lush
I'm soaring toward
That valid misanthropy
There's nothing beyond
by Lush
I apologize
For the missing syllable
In the last 3rd line
by Lush
Morons on the run
The idiocy unleashed
Yards of retards
by Lush
Instant oatmeal
Eaten dry in class is good
Better than the class
by Hannah Robs
Warning: mysql_connect():
...line 13 Could not connect
badhaiku search down
by Brady of Toronto
Age of surrender
Are we sure we should stay put
Or just run away
by William Nippress
Let us now stamp out
the evil philatelists
before they stamp us.
by The Postmaster General
we're still together
vicarious existence
reminds me of you
by ash
foolish optimist
foamy salt effervescence
as i kiss the surf
by ash
Numerologists
Count on cleverness and wit
To sum it all up
One two three four five
Two three four five six seven
Three two one zero
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Powdery white stuff
Speeds into aching nostrils
Ahh, hastening pulse
by Lush
Librarian clothes
she wears today, been looking
at art books, bad boy!
by onjaysun of frogtown
The Ginsu master
Quickly parses the text file
Using godly perl
by Janis of Toronto
Powerdy white stuff
Drifts gently downward, anon
blanketing the earth
by Janis of Toronto (snowing)
If you are a man
Get your face slapped by woman
Make rude proposal
*
If you are Woman
Just take a chance, surrender
There, wasn
by Anonymous Poet
Slim tenuous ties
Our hold on life is fragile
We are life itself
by William Nippress
Only get one life
This is not a rehearsal
Live life to the full
by Lesson, William Nippress
life back of the queue
It will be alright
As you fine know
by Anonymous Poet
yes i am a nerd
computers still amaze me
this place is a zoo
by ash
existence is weird
life is harder than it looks
whereas death isn't
by ash
