Morons on the run
The idiocy unleashed
Yards of retards

Instant oatmeal
Eaten dry in class is good
Better than the class

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Age of surrender
Are we sure we should stay put
Or just run away

Let us now stamp out
the evil philatelists
before they stamp us.

we're still together
vicarious existence
reminds me of you

foolish optimist
foamy salt effervescence
as i kiss the surf

Numerologists
Count on cleverness and wit
To sum it all up


One two three four five
Two three four five six seven
Three two one zero

Powdery white stuff
Speeds into aching nostrils
Ahh, hastening pulse

Librarian clothes
she wears today, been looking
at art books, bad boy!

The Ginsu master
Quickly parses the text file
Using godly perl

Powerdy white stuff
Drifts gently downward, anon
blanketing the earth

If you are a man
Get your face slapped by woman
Make rude proposal
*
If you are Woman
Just take a chance, surrender
There, wasn

Slim tenuous ties
Our hold on life is fragile
We are life itself

Only get one life
This is not a rehearsal
Live life to the full

life back of the queue
It will be alright
As you fine know

yes i am a nerd
computers still amaze me
this place is a zoo

existence is weird
life is harder than it looks
whereas death isn't

Sayeth Noam Chomsky
colourless green ideas
sleep furiously

Come on now Haiku
You only need a few words
Then you will be done

Look toward future
Tumbling without abandon
Need of a lesson

Wear adult diapers
Not of sheer necessity
But mere convenience

These concise haiku
Provide great bathroom reading
My laptop got wet

The irony is
Ironic by Alanis
Is not ironic

A slight breeze under
The door in the living room
Poor insulation

"I've consistently
Said, as the Iraqis stand
Up, we will stand down"

open a flower...
tasting the nectar inside!
isn't nature sweet?

music biz is tough
write great songs that shoot up charts
only to fall quickly

Ralph Wiggam proclaims
"My cat's breath smells like catfood"
Ah, banality

Remember the good
Do not relive the bad times
A life is too short
*
My wife Ann has died
Nearly six years we nursed her
My daughter and I
*
I hope with no pain
Pity her sad existence
She is free at last
*
No tears come to me
Existing, numb, exhausted
Make way, lifes still here!

Memories are just
failed plans, taunting regrets
summary of life.

Sir Isaac Newton
got bonked by a lead apple
fruity gravity

Old Giuliani
Dismantled his combover
Few followed his lead

An appellation
Common to Appalachians
Billy Joe Jim Bob

Sorry to say, guys
But it is always summer,
In the sunshine state

It is so much fun
Travel mug are allowed on
The public transit

Travel Mugs are allowed on public transit
(bus / train / plane) whereas gas-powered
Travel Mugs are prohibited
Noise and air pollution of gas-powered
Travel Mugs is eliminated.

winter over there
but summer's on its way here
hey ! proper haiku

A nice haiku test
Nice as in good; for the good
To see what happens

Summer is long gone
There is a real definite
A chill in the air

bodies are bodies
it's whether you wear it well
and like to use it

Whistled at, today.
Sagged breasts not so bad, I guess,
at 42 plus

Missed your special day...
My greetings belatedly
What more can I say?

congratulations
happy birthday bad haiku
and thanks to your mum

Nostril hairs have grown
To quite an alarming length
Chew them while nervous

Bad Haiku Birthday!!
In nine years and 0 days.
_Much rejoicing eh?

Lover burns her cars

vive Paris :/ she / me

manifestation

The subject who is
Truly loyal - Chief Magistrate -
loaths aribrary measures

Difference between
Pedophile and pederast:
One loves, one lunges

My brand new website
Helps all Torontonians
In the quest for booze