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Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
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It will be alright
As you fine know

Haiku # 33490 November 18, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes i am a nerd
computers still amaze me
this place is a zoo
Haiku # 33489 November 18, 2005 7:23 am ET
by ash
existence is weird
life is harder than it looks
whereas death isn't
Haiku # 33488 November 18, 2005 6:54 am ET
by ash
Sayeth Noam Chomsky
colourless green ideas
sleep furiously
Haiku # 33487 November 18, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Come on now Haiku
You only need a few words
Then you will be done
Haiku # 33486 November 18, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Silence is Rustic of Anderson,SC
Look toward future
Tumbling without abandon
Need of a lesson
Haiku # 33485 November 17, 2005 11:42 pm ET
by Janis
Wear adult diapers
Not of sheer necessity
But mere convenience
Haiku # 33484 November 17, 2005 6:00 pm ET
by Lush
These concise haiku
Provide great bathroom reading
My laptop got wet
Haiku # 33483 November 17, 2005 4:55 pm ET
by Lush
The irony is
Ironic by Alanis
Is not ironic
Haiku # 33482 November 17, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
A slight breeze under
The door in the living room
Poor insulation
Haiku # 33481 November 17, 2005 9:36 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
"I've consistently
Said, as the Iraqis stand
Up, we will stand down"
Haiku # 33480 November 17, 2005 12:45 am ET
by George W Bush of Japan
open a flower...
tasting the nectar inside!
isn't nature sweet?
Haiku # 33479 November 16, 2005 12:13 pm ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
music biz is tough
write great songs that shoot up charts
only to fall quickly
Haiku # 33478 November 16, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Ralph Wiggam proclaims
"My cat's breath smells like catfood"
Ah, banality
Haiku # 33477 November 16, 2005 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember the good
Do not relive the bad times
A life is too short
*
My wife Ann has died
Nearly six years we nursed her
My daughter and I
*
I hope with no pain
Pity her sad existence
She is free at last
*
No tears come to me
Existing, numb, exhausted
Make way, lifes still here!
Haiku # 33476 November 16, 2005 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories are just
failed plans, taunting regrets
summary of life.
Haiku # 33475 November 15, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by lizzy sky of nyc
Sir Isaac Newton
got bonked by a lead apple
fruity gravity
Haiku # 33474 November 15, 2005 10:04 pm ET
by PlumberJane
Old Giuliani
Dismantled his combover
Few followed his lead
Haiku # 33473 November 15, 2005 4:59 pm ET
by Lush
An appellation
Common to Appalachians
Billy Joe Jim Bob
Haiku # 33472 November 15, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Sorry to say, guys
But it is always summer,
In the sunshine state
Haiku # 33471 November 15, 2005 12:23 pm ET
by John of Florida
It is so much fun
Travel mug are allowed on
The public transit
Haiku # 33470 November 15, 2005 2:29 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Travel Mugs are allowed on public transit
(bus / train / plane) whereas gas-powered
Travel Mugs are prohibited
Noise and air pollution of gas-powered
Travel Mugs is eliminated.
Haiku # 33469 November 15, 2005 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter over there
but summer's on its way here
hey ! proper haiku
Haiku # 33458 November 14, 2005 10:22 pm ET
by ash
A nice haiku test
Nice as in good; for the good
To see what happens
Haiku # 33457 November 14, 2005 2:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Summer is long gone
There is a real definite
A chill in the air
Haiku # 33456 November 14, 2005 1:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
bodies are bodies
it's whether you wear it well
and like to use it
Haiku # 33450 November 14, 2005 1:37 am ET
by ash
Whistled at, today.
Sagged breasts not so bad, I guess,
at 42 plus
Haiku # 33441 November 13, 2005 8:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Missed your special day...
My greetings belatedly
What more can I say?
Haiku # 33440 November 13, 2005 8:36 pm ET
by elizabeth
congratulations
happy birthday bad haiku
and thanks to your mum
Haiku # 33439 November 13, 2005 6:31 am ET
by ash
Nostril hairs have grown
To quite an alarming length
Chew them while nervous
Haiku # 33438 November 13, 2005 2:19 am ET
by Lush
Bad Haiku Birthday!!
In nine years and 0 days.
_Much rejoicing eh?
Haiku # 33437 November 13, 2005 2:15 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Lover burns her cars

vive Paris :/ she / me

manifestation
Haiku # 33436 November 13, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The subject who is
Truly loyal - Chief Magistrate -
loaths aribrary measures
Haiku # 33435 November 13, 2005 1:54 am ET
by brady of Toronto
Difference between
Pedophile and pederast:
One loves, one lunges
Haiku # 33434 November 12, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My brand new website
Helps all Torontonians
In the quest for booze
Haiku # 33433 November 12, 2005 9:49 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Intriguing is it?
You want to know how this ends?
Then take up dancing
Haiku # 33432 November 12, 2005 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress
She tilts her head up
Willing me to give my all
We glide, twisting we lean
*
I posses her soul
My male will controlling her
For this dance she
Haiku # 33431 November 12, 2005 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Her full lips parted
Just showing her snow white teeth
I need to kiss her
*
But the dance pulls me
I am losing my senses
Enraged Frustration
*
Oh such a passion
Not to be wasted on sex
Vital expression
Haiku # 33430 November 12, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Argentinean
Tango dancer holds me tight
Man she feels so good

We dance in rhythm
Passion grows within us both
Watchers gasp and stare
Haiku # 33429 November 12, 2005 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
To pleasure my Ghost
Just wink at a homely girl
Forgive some sinner
Haiku # 33428 November 12, 2005 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Unanswered Questions
Confuse the hell out of them
Just die with a smile
Haiku # 33427 November 12, 2005 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Masochist wants pain
Is Sadist a sadist if
Sadist Refuses
Haiku # 33426 November 12, 2005 7:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Rich and poor equal
Ice in summer for the rich
Winter ice for the poor
Haiku # 33425 November 12, 2005 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
second daiquiri
i contemplate the hammock
it's a way away
Haiku # 33424 November 12, 2005 12:38 am ET
by ash
recumbent sunshine
tart strawberry daiquiri
cool afternoon breeze
Haiku # 33423 November 11, 2005 11:53 pm ET
by ash
Illusionary
Slight of hand, misuse of space
Deceive watchers eye
Haiku # 33422 November 11, 2005 12:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
hello young lovers
i'm not telling if you don't
wherever you are
Haiku # 33421 November 11, 2005 8:56 am ET
by mellie
Personality
That
Haiku # 33420 November 11, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Amazing to me!
Just how many young women
Go for older men
Haiku # 33419 November 11, 2005 8:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Age is in the mind
You
Haiku # 33418 November 11, 2005 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress