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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
gotta love your job
amidst the froth and bubble
seeds of hangover
Haiku # 33517 November 21, 2005 8:10 pm ET
by ash
Adding new cities
To beerhunter.ca
Is not trivial
Haiku # 33516 November 21, 2005 5:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Nifty search feature
Will return to the site soon
First I need coffee
Haiku # 33515 November 21, 2005 9:50 am ET
by Janis
Tunginated drive
On the bad haiku server
Causes loss of sleep
Haiku # 33514 November 21, 2005 9:32 am ET
by Janis of TDot
whatever you say
it doesn't mean much to me
but what do i know ?
Haiku # 33513 November 21, 2005 5:56 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 33512 November 21, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lou Reed, Iggy Pop
Tom Verlaine and Richard Hell
The Brothers Ramone
Haiku # 33511 November 20, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Lush
President Clinton
Never inhaled so why you?
Hold your breath, turn blue
Haiku # 33510 November 20, 2005 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
one needs to exhale
so that there's room to inhale
there's a good reason
Haiku # 33509 November 20, 2005 4:07 am ET
by ash
Final Installment
No Value In Utterance
Why Might I Exhale?
Haiku # 33508 November 20, 2005 2:21 am ET
by Lush
I'm soaring toward
That valid misanthropy
There's nothing beyond
Haiku # 33507 November 20, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Lush
I apologize
For the missing syllable
In the last 3rd line
Haiku # 33506 November 20, 2005 1:49 am ET
by Lush
Morons on the run
The idiocy unleashed
Yards of retards
Haiku # 33505 November 20, 2005 1:45 am ET
by Lush
Instant oatmeal
Eaten dry in class is good
Better than the class
Haiku # 33504 November 20, 2005 1:11 am ET
by Hannah Robs
Warning: mysql_connect():
...line 13 Could not connect

badhaiku search down
Haiku # 33503 November 19, 2005 11:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Age of surrender
Are we sure we should stay put
Or just run away
Haiku # 33502 November 19, 2005 10:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Let us now stamp out
the evil philatelists
before they stamp us.
Haiku # 33501 November 19, 2005 9:59 am ET
by The Postmaster General
we're still together
vicarious existence
reminds me of you
Haiku # 33500 November 18, 2005 11:45 pm ET
by ash
foolish optimist
foamy salt effervescence
as i kiss the surf
Haiku # 33499 November 18, 2005 11:41 pm ET
by ash
Numerologists
Count on cleverness and wit
To sum it all up


One two three four five
Two three four five six seven
Three two one zero
Haiku # 33498 November 18, 2005 5:32 pm ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Powdery white stuff
Speeds into aching nostrils
Ahh, hastening pulse
Haiku # 33497 November 18, 2005 5:28 pm ET
by Lush
Librarian clothes
she wears today, been looking
at art books, bad boy!
Haiku # 33496 November 18, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
The Ginsu master
Quickly parses the text file
Using godly perl
Haiku # 33495 November 18, 2005 3:04 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Powerdy white stuff
Drifts gently downward, anon
blanketing the earth
Haiku # 33494 November 18, 2005 3:01 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto (snowing)
If you are a man
Get your face slapped by woman
Make rude proposal
*
If you are Woman
Just take a chance, surrender
There, wasn
Haiku # 33493 November 18, 2005 10:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Slim tenuous ties
Our hold on life is fragile
We are life itself
Haiku # 33492 November 18, 2005 10:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Only get one life
This is not a rehearsal
Live life to the full
Haiku # 33491 November 18, 2005 10:40 am ET
by Lesson, William Nippress
life back of the queue
It will be alright
As you fine know

Haiku # 33490 November 18, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes i am a nerd
computers still amaze me
this place is a zoo
Haiku # 33489 November 18, 2005 7:23 am ET
by ash
existence is weird
life is harder than it looks
whereas death isn't
Haiku # 33488 November 18, 2005 6:54 am ET
by ash
Sayeth Noam Chomsky
colourless green ideas
sleep furiously
Haiku # 33487 November 18, 2005 5:55 am ET
by Mort of Paris
Come on now Haiku
You only need a few words
Then you will be done
Haiku # 33486 November 18, 2005 12:50 am ET
by Silence is Rustic of Anderson,SC
Look toward future
Tumbling without abandon
Need of a lesson
Haiku # 33485 November 17, 2005 11:42 pm ET
by Janis
Wear adult diapers
Not of sheer necessity
But mere convenience
Haiku # 33484 November 17, 2005 6:00 pm ET
by Lush
These concise haiku
Provide great bathroom reading
My laptop got wet
Haiku # 33483 November 17, 2005 4:55 pm ET
by Lush
The irony is
Ironic by Alanis
Is not ironic
Haiku # 33482 November 17, 2005 10:18 am ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
A slight breeze under
The door in the living room
Poor insulation
Haiku # 33481 November 17, 2005 9:36 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
"I've consistently
Said, as the Iraqis stand
Up, we will stand down"
Haiku # 33480 November 17, 2005 12:45 am ET
by George W Bush of Japan
open a flower...
tasting the nectar inside!
isn't nature sweet?
Haiku # 33479 November 16, 2005 12:13 pm ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
music biz is tough
write great songs that shoot up charts
only to fall quickly
Haiku # 33478 November 16, 2005 12:08 pm ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Ralph Wiggam proclaims
"My cat's breath smells like catfood"
Ah, banality
Haiku # 33477 November 16, 2005 11:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember the good
Do not relive the bad times
A life is too short
*
My wife Ann has died
Nearly six years we nursed her
My daughter and I
*
I hope with no pain
Pity her sad existence
She is free at last
*
No tears come to me
Existing, numb, exhausted
Make way, lifes still here!
Haiku # 33476 November 16, 2005 10:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories are just
failed plans, taunting regrets
summary of life.
Haiku # 33475 November 15, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by lizzy sky of nyc
Sir Isaac Newton
got bonked by a lead apple
fruity gravity
Haiku # 33474 November 15, 2005 10:04 pm ET
by PlumberJane
Old Giuliani
Dismantled his combover
Few followed his lead
Haiku # 33473 November 15, 2005 4:59 pm ET
by Lush
An appellation
Common to Appalachians
Billy Joe Jim Bob
Haiku # 33472 November 15, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Sorry to say, guys
But it is always summer,
In the sunshine state
Haiku # 33471 November 15, 2005 12:23 pm ET
by John of Florida
It is so much fun
Travel mug are allowed on
The public transit
Haiku # 33470 November 15, 2005 2:29 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Travel Mugs are allowed on public transit
(bus / train / plane) whereas gas-powered
Travel Mugs are prohibited
Noise and air pollution of gas-powered
Travel Mugs is eliminated.
Haiku # 33469 November 15, 2005 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter over there
but summer's on its way here
hey ! proper haiku
Haiku # 33458 November 14, 2005 10:22 pm ET
by ash