Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Lacking in foresight
Walk into the cupboard door
Bleeding from head wound
Haiku # 33556, November 28, 2005 5:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Useless drive in church
Spiritual dynamism
In and out absolved
Haiku # 33555, November 28, 2005 5:40 am ET
by William Nippress
the only sex had
was toothy hurt fat blow job
in two thousand five
Haiku # 33554, November 28, 2005 12:02 am ET
by Kackarott of Now in Santa Monica
character struggle;
stick-to-itiveness tested,
position bested
Haiku # 33553, November 27, 2005 6:07 pm ET
by newcastleus
Optimism less,
Spirit fraught with misery;
hapless dithery.
Haiku # 33552, November 27, 2005 6:05 pm ET
by newcastleus
Out of the window
The car park is full of cars
Big ones and small ones
Haiku # 33551, November 27, 2005 12:45 pm ET
by Steph of Barry
Trying to give up
Smoking by writing haiku
Doesn't seem to work
Haiku # 33550, November 27, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Milo of Wales
A Paving Slabs Lament

Everybody walks
All over me and sometimes
Dogs crap on my head
Haiku # 33549, November 27, 2005 11:59 am ET
by Milo of Wales
The last few days here
It has been snowing and I
Haven't raked the leaves
Haiku # 33548, November 27, 2005 10:51 am ET
by Janis
better than cane toad
oral gratification
go lick that ling ling

Haiku # 33547, November 27, 2005 7:17 am ET
by ash
My Psilocybin
A folder nestled under
Documents Settings
Haiku # 33546, November 27, 2005 1:25 am ET
by I understand
Preceding should read
"Hallucinatory ire"
All apologies
Haiku # 33545, November 26, 2005 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
Licked amphibians
Hallucinogenic ire
Knowest thy dealer
Haiku # 33544, November 26, 2005 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
Minuet in place
Beer is a diuretic
A latrine not seen
Haiku # 33543, November 26, 2005 11:43 pm ET
by Lush
the swell is tiny
rain is falling and falling
my life is boredom
Haiku # 33542, November 26, 2005 9:23 pm ET
by ash
What is attraction?
Attitude? Don
Haiku # 33541, November 26, 2005 7:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pugilistic dicks
Punching blokes and claiming oscars
Asses: Penn and Crowe
Haiku # 33540, November 25, 2005 7:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten telephone
Manufactured by Siemens
Display is broken
Haiku # 33539, November 25, 2005 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
I know it was lame
I was bored and feckless
Had to write something
Haiku # 33538, November 25, 2005 8:40 am ET
by William Nippress
"...and he was all like,
'hhyaa,' and I was like 'Oh. My.
God.'
"I know!" "Totally."
Haiku # 33537, November 25, 2005 12:22 am ET
by isles16
i'd like to thank the
Academy, Mom, Janis,
my agent, my shrink...
Haiku # 33536, November 24, 2005 11:46 pm ET
by isles16
We have a winner
Haiku three three five thirty
Poem of the year
Haiku # 33535, November 24, 2005 3:46 pm ET
by Janis
"cold gazpacho soup"?
'tis chilled by definition
a tautology
Haiku # 33534, November 24, 2005 3:44 pm ET
by Lush
Some are born to lead
Others feign such qualities
I don't give a crap
Haiku # 33533, November 24, 2005 3:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cold gazpacho soup
Uses ice cubes to cool it
Solid water no?
Haiku # 33532, November 24, 2005 12:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hats are to fashion
What intelligence is to
President George Bush
Haiku # 33531, November 24, 2005 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
comfortable? no.
stylish? durable? hell, yes!
linoleum hat
Haiku # 33530, November 24, 2005 4:06 am ET
by isles16
Toby? Toby! Come
here and help your mother bring
the shopping inside
Haiku # 33529, November 24, 2005 3:58 am ET
by isles16
A survey: what is
the most unneccessary
soup ingredient?



my answer is this:
the solid form of water
adds very little
Haiku # 33528, November 24, 2005 3:54 am ET
by isles16
where are those damn keys?
photographic memory
must be out of film
Haiku # 33527, November 24, 2005 3:40 am ET
by isles16
fat-free fig newtons
nirvana made with real fruit
a fine weight-loss plan
Haiku # 33526, November 24, 2005 3:24 am ET
by isles16 of nj
that rabbit habit
fuck a duck, there's no justice
after withdrawal
Haiku # 33525, November 23, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
Nothing to be done
same as before
renicarnate nothing to be done
Haiku # 33524, November 23, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Turkey day is here
Good day for unfeathered friends
Not for the feathered
Haiku # 33523, November 23, 2005 9:34 am ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Odd double posting
Not my poetic intent
Cyber-glitch I guess
Haiku # 33522, November 22, 2005 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
Haiku # 33521, November 22, 2005 7:06 pm ET
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
Haiku # 33520, November 22, 2005 7:06 pm ET
by Lush
Now this is funny
"Are you ok little man"
Screaming in terror

(Rat Boy Video Link)
Haiku # 33519, November 22, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the name of shite!
Javascript error, my ass.
Some websites just blow.
Haiku # 33518, November 21, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by Lush
gotta love your job
amidst the froth and bubble
seeds of hangover
Haiku # 33517, November 21, 2005 8:10 pm ET
by ash
Adding new cities
To beerhunter.ca
Is not trivial
Haiku # 33516, November 21, 2005 5:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Nifty search feature
Will return to the site soon
First I need coffee
Haiku # 33515, November 21, 2005 9:50 am ET
by Janis
Tunginated drive
On the bad haiku server
Causes loss of sleep
Haiku # 33514, November 21, 2005 9:32 am ET
by Janis of TDot
whatever you say
it doesn't mean much to me
but what do i know ?
Haiku # 33513, November 21, 2005 5:56 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 33512, November 21, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lou Reed, Iggy Pop
Tom Verlaine and Richard Hell
The Brothers Ramone
Haiku # 33511, November 20, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Lush
President Clinton
Never inhaled so why you?
Hold your breath, turn blue
Haiku # 33510, November 20, 2005 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
one needs to exhale
so that there's room to inhale
there's a good reason
Haiku # 33509, November 20, 2005 4:07 am ET
by ash
Final Installment
No Value In Utterance
Why Might I Exhale?
Haiku # 33508, November 20, 2005 2:21 am ET
by Lush
I'm soaring toward
That valid misanthropy
There's nothing beyond
Haiku # 33507, November 20, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Lush
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