Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Out of the window
The car park is full of cars
Big ones and small ones
Haiku # 33551, November 27, 2005 12:45 pm ET
by Steph of Barry
Trying to give up
Smoking by writing haiku
Doesn't seem to work
Haiku # 33550, November 27, 2005 12:39 pm ET
by Milo of Wales
A Paving Slabs Lament

Everybody walks
All over me and sometimes
Dogs crap on my head
Haiku # 33549, November 27, 2005 11:59 am ET
by Milo of Wales
The last few days here
It has been snowing and I
Haven't raked the leaves
Haiku # 33548, November 27, 2005 10:51 am ET
by Janis
better than cane toad
oral gratification
go lick that ling ling

Haiku # 33547, November 27, 2005 7:17 am ET
by ash
My Psilocybin
A folder nestled under
Documents Settings
Haiku # 33546, November 27, 2005 1:25 am ET
by I understand
Preceding should read
"Hallucinatory ire"
All apologies
Haiku # 33545, November 26, 2005 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
Licked amphibians
Hallucinogenic ire
Knowest thy dealer
Haiku # 33544, November 26, 2005 11:44 pm ET
by Lush
Minuet in place
Beer is a diuretic
A latrine not seen
Haiku # 33543, November 26, 2005 11:43 pm ET
by Lush
the swell is tiny
rain is falling and falling
my life is boredom
Haiku # 33542, November 26, 2005 9:23 pm ET
by ash
What is attraction?
Attitude? Don
Haiku # 33541, November 26, 2005 7:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pugilistic dicks
Punching blokes and claiming oscars
Asses: Penn and Crowe
Haiku # 33540, November 25, 2005 7:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten telephone
Manufactured by Siemens
Display is broken
Haiku # 33539, November 25, 2005 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
I know it was lame
I was bored and feckless
Had to write something
Haiku # 33538, November 25, 2005 8:40 am ET
by William Nippress
"...and he was all like,
'hhyaa,' and I was like 'Oh. My.
God.'
"I know!" "Totally."
Haiku # 33537, November 25, 2005 12:22 am ET
by isles16
i'd like to thank the
Academy, Mom, Janis,
my agent, my shrink...
Haiku # 33536, November 24, 2005 11:46 pm ET
by isles16
We have a winner
Haiku three three five thirty
Poem of the year
Haiku # 33535, November 24, 2005 3:46 pm ET
by Janis
"cold gazpacho soup"?
'tis chilled by definition
a tautology
Haiku # 33534, November 24, 2005 3:44 pm ET
by Lush
Some are born to lead
Others feign such qualities
I don't give a crap
Haiku # 33533, November 24, 2005 3:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Cold gazpacho soup
Uses ice cubes to cool it
Solid water no?
Haiku # 33532, November 24, 2005 12:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hats are to fashion
What intelligence is to
President George Bush
Haiku # 33531, November 24, 2005 12:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
comfortable? no.
stylish? durable? hell, yes!
linoleum hat
Haiku # 33530, November 24, 2005 4:06 am ET
by isles16
Toby? Toby! Come
here and help your mother bring
the shopping inside
Haiku # 33529, November 24, 2005 3:58 am ET
by isles16
A survey: what is
the most unneccessary
soup ingredient?



my answer is this:
the solid form of water
adds very little
Haiku # 33528, November 24, 2005 3:54 am ET
by isles16
where are those damn keys?
photographic memory
must be out of film
Haiku # 33527, November 24, 2005 3:40 am ET
by isles16
fat-free fig newtons
nirvana made with real fruit
a fine weight-loss plan
Haiku # 33526, November 24, 2005 3:24 am ET
by isles16 of nj
that rabbit habit
fuck a duck, there's no justice
after withdrawal
Haiku # 33525, November 23, 2005 9:53 pm ET
by ash
Nothing to be done
same as before
renicarnate nothing to be done
Haiku # 33524, November 23, 2005 11:05 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Turkey day is here
Good day for unfeathered friends
Not for the feathered
Haiku # 33523, November 23, 2005 9:34 am ET
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Odd double posting
Not my poetic intent
Cyber-glitch I guess
Haiku # 33522, November 22, 2005 7:08 pm ET
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
Haiku # 33521, November 22, 2005 7:06 pm ET
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
Haiku # 33520, November 22, 2005 7:06 pm ET
by Lush
Now this is funny
"Are you ok little man"
Screaming in terror

(Rat Boy Video Link)
Haiku # 33519, November 22, 2005 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the name of shite!
Javascript error, my ass.
Some websites just blow.
Haiku # 33518, November 21, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by Lush
gotta love your job
amidst the froth and bubble
seeds of hangover
Haiku # 33517, November 21, 2005 8:10 pm ET
by ash
Adding new cities
To beerhunter.ca
Is not trivial
Haiku # 33516, November 21, 2005 5:36 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Nifty search feature
Will return to the site soon
First I need coffee
Haiku # 33515, November 21, 2005 9:50 am ET
by Janis
Tunginated drive
On the bad haiku server
Causes loss of sleep
Haiku # 33514, November 21, 2005 9:32 am ET
by Janis of TDot
whatever you say
it doesn't mean much to me
but what do i know ?
Haiku # 33513, November 21, 2005 5:56 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 33512, November 21, 2005 12:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lou Reed, Iggy Pop
Tom Verlaine and Richard Hell
The Brothers Ramone
Haiku # 33511, November 20, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Lush
President Clinton
Never inhaled so why you?
Hold your breath, turn blue
Haiku # 33510, November 20, 2005 7:36 am ET
by William Nippress
one needs to exhale
so that there's room to inhale
there's a good reason
Haiku # 33509, November 20, 2005 4:07 am ET
by ash
Final Installment
No Value In Utterance
Why Might I Exhale?
Haiku # 33508, November 20, 2005 2:21 am ET
by Lush
I'm soaring toward
That valid misanthropy
There's nothing beyond
Haiku # 33507, November 20, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Lush
I apologize
For the missing syllable
In the last 3rd line
Haiku # 33506, November 20, 2005 1:49 am ET
by Lush
Morons on the run
The idiocy unleashed
Yards of retards
Haiku # 33505, November 20, 2005 1:45 am ET
by Lush
Instant oatmeal
Eaten dry in class is good
Better than the class
Haiku # 33504, November 20, 2005 1:11 am ET
by Hannah Robs
Warning: mysql_connect():
...line 13 Could not connect

badhaiku search down
Haiku # 33503, November 19, 2005 11:50 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Age of surrender
Are we sure we should stay put
Or just run away
Haiku # 33502, November 19, 2005 10:19 am ET
by William Nippress
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