The next thing I
by Anonymous Poet
a slave would be nice
whilst i'm not into bondage
i'd go for a serf
by ash
only the parts seen
all the rest of me's the same
and the inside's not
by mellie
some things never change
at least that's what people say
but which things are these ?
by ash
There is beauty in
Everything except a
Derby victory
by Milo of Wales
Times surreal moment
Salvador Dali
by William Nippress
Positivism
The new negative approach
Management gurus
by William Nippress
What! The earth
by William Nippress
Lacking in foresight
Walk into the cupboard door
Bleeding from head wound
by William Nippress
Useless drive in church
Spiritual dynamism
In and out absolved
by William Nippress
the only sex had
was toothy hurt fat blow job
in two thousand five
by Kackarott of Now in Santa Monica
character struggle;
stick-to-itiveness tested,
position bested
by newcastleus
Optimism less,
Spirit fraught with misery;
hapless dithery.
by newcastleus
Out of the window
The car park is full of cars
Big ones and small ones
by Steph of Barry
Trying to give up
Smoking by writing haiku
Doesn't seem to work
by Milo of Wales
A Paving Slabs Lament
Everybody walks
All over me and sometimes
Dogs crap on my head
by Milo of Wales
The last few days here
It has been snowing and I
Haven't raked the leaves
by Janis
better than cane toad
oral gratification
go lick that ling ling
by ash
My Psilocybin
A folder nestled under
Documents Settings
by I understand
Preceding should read
"Hallucinatory ire"
All apologies
by Lush
Licked amphibians
Hallucinogenic ire
Knowest thy dealer
by Lush
Minuet in place
Beer is a diuretic
A latrine not seen
by Lush
the swell is tiny
rain is falling and falling
my life is boredom
by ash
What is attraction?
Attitude? Don
by Anonymous Poet
Pugilistic dicks
Punching blokes and claiming oscars
Asses: Penn and Crowe
by Anonymous Poet
Rotten telephone
Manufactured by Siemens
Display is broken
by Janis
I know it was lame
I was bored and feckless
Had to write something
by William Nippress
"...and he was all like,
'hhyaa,' and I was like 'Oh. My.
God.'
"I know!" "Totally."
by isles16
i'd like to thank the
Academy, Mom, Janis,
my agent, my shrink...
by isles16
"cold gazpacho soup"?
'tis chilled by definition
a tautology
by Lush
Some are born to lead
Others feign such qualities
I don't give a crap
by Anonymous Poet
Cold gazpacho soup
Uses ice cubes to cool it
Solid water no?
by William Nippress
Hats are to fashion
What intelligence is to
President George Bush
by Anonymous Poet
comfortable? no.
stylish? durable? hell, yes!
linoleum hat
by isles16
Toby? Toby! Come
here and help your mother bring
the shopping inside
by isles16
A survey: what is
the most unneccessary
soup ingredient?
my answer is this:
the solid form of water
adds very little
by isles16
where are those damn keys?
photographic memory
must be out of film
by isles16
fat-free fig newtons
nirvana made with real fruit
a fine weight-loss plan
by isles16 of nj
that rabbit habit
fuck a duck, there's no justice
after withdrawal
by ash
Nothing to be done
same as before
renicarnate nothing to be done
by Phil of Scotland
Turkey day is here
Good day for unfeathered friends
Not for the feathered
by Rocky Hart of Los Angeles, CA
Odd double posting
Not my poetic intent
Cyber-glitch I guess
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
by Lush
Haven't bathed in weeks
Developing white-boy dreads
Need shampoo sample
by Lush
In the name of shite!
Javascript error, my ass.
Some websites just blow.
by Lush
gotta love your job
amidst the froth and bubble
seeds of hangover
by ash
