bodies are bodies
it's whether you wear it well
and like to use it
by ash
Whistled at, today.
Sagged breasts not so bad, I guess,
at 42 plus
by Anonymous Poet
Missed your special day...
My greetings belatedly
What more can I say?
by elizabeth
congratulations
happy birthday bad haiku
and thanks to your mum
by ash
Nostril hairs have grown
To quite an alarming length
Chew them while nervous
by Lush
Bad Haiku Birthday!!
In nine years and 0 days.
_Much rejoicing eh?
by Brady of Toronto
Lover burns her cars
vive Paris :/ she / me
manifestation
by Brady of Toronto
The subject who is
Truly loyal - Chief Magistrate -
loaths aribrary measures
by brady of Toronto
Difference between
Pedophile and pederast:
One loves, one lunges
by Anonymous Poet
Intriguing is it?
You want to know how this ends?
Then take up dancing
by William Nippress
She tilts her head up
Willing me to give my all
We glide, twisting we lean
*
I posses her soul
My male will controlling her
For this dance she
by William Nippress
Her full lips parted
Just showing her snow white teeth
I need to kiss her
*
But the dance pulls me
I am losing my senses
Enraged Frustration
*
Oh such a passion
Not to be wasted on sex
Vital expression
by William Nippress
Argentinean
Tango dancer holds me tight
Man she feels so good
We dance in rhythm
Passion grows within us both
Watchers gasp and stare
by William Nippress
To pleasure my Ghost
Just wink at a homely girl
Forgive some sinner
by William Nippress
Unanswered Questions
Confuse the hell out of them
Just die with a smile
by William Nippress
Masochist wants pain
Is Sadist a sadist if
Sadist Refuses
by William Nippress
Rich and poor equal
Ice in summer for the rich
Winter ice for the poor
by William Nippress
second daiquiri
i contemplate the hammock
it's a way away
by ash
recumbent sunshine
tart strawberry daiquiri
cool afternoon breeze
by ash
Illusionary
Slight of hand, misuse of space
Deceive watchers eye
by William Nippress
hello young lovers
i'm not telling if you don't
wherever you are
by mellie
Personality
That
by William Nippress
Amazing to me!
Just how many young women
Go for older men
by William Nippress
Age is in the mind
You
by William Nippress
getting old ain't fun
it beats the alternative
less as time goes by
by ash
My breasts are sagging
I detest this getting old
What goes next my ass?
by Elizabeth
The bovine madness
And now the avian flu
Next? Porcine coma?
by Lush
THe little asshole
Found a proxy server.. bleh
Don't have time for this
by Janis
I bet you think this
About you, don
by William Nippress
Just censor the sod
He
by William Nippress
Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what
by William Nippress
He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that
by Anonymous Poet
shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
by FCC
My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email
by Mort of Paris
Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes
by Anonymous Poet
Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty
by William Nippress
A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind
by William Nippress
I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!
by William Nippress
poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku
by ash
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
by Janis
