Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

see the market swing
watch the panic in the streets
hear the suits gasping
Haiku # 3240, April 17, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by ash
testing testing test
will the haiku submit work
or not? Let us see.
Haiku # 3239, April 17, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
Haiku # 3236, April 14, 2000 5:38 am ET
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
Monkeys are the bomb
They like to eat bananas
But a lot have AIDS
Haiku # 3235, April 14, 2000 5:37 am ET
by Nick of Kalamazoo, USA
i like to give head
my boyfriend he enjoys it
he has a big dick
Haiku # 3234, April 13, 2000 6:05 pm ET
by MuffinMan
There once was this test
It was called the damn M CAS
To show our dumbness
Haiku # 3233, April 13, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Scoot
you''re douche-a-RICKfic
jumbling douche in your mouth
do not be afraid!
Haiku # 3232, April 13, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Ives E.N. Eurkrotch
oh hostess janis
salutations from down here
where''s that damn bonfire ?
Haiku # 3231, April 12, 2000 4:24 am ET
by ash
Drugs, Fun, Drugs, Fun, Drugs
The perputual cycles
Of Life continue
Haiku # 3230, April 11, 2000 10:58 am ET
by Janis of LA, USA
the water is sweet
by the river side
but die die die die!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 3229, April 10, 2000 7:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ah bureaucracy....
would not notice shit stinking
undocumented
Haiku # 3228, April 9, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by ash
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
Haiku # 3227, April 9, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by basho-matique
little haiku slaves
hunching over their keyboards
seeking ugliness
Haiku # 3226, April 9, 2000 5:16 pm ET
by basho-matique
whatever i say
you just have to disagree
how unusual
Haiku # 3225, April 8, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by ash
schoolboy''s fantasy
traces of wetdreams goin'' by
more bedsheets to wash
Haiku # 3224, April 8, 2000 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a no brainer scene
her syllables are sexy
you like to scan em
Haiku # 3223, April 7, 2000 6:21 pm ET
by Basho-matique
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3222, April 7, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Living in hell
Needing someplace to go
Living on the streets
Alisha and Danny!
Haiku # 3221, April 7, 2000 5:02 pm ET
by Heather of USA
Haiku # 3220, April 7, 2000 5:01 pm ET
by Heather of USA
it''s so sad when the
champagne runs out. I want to
excrete alcohol.
Haiku # 3219, April 6, 2000 4:17 pm ET
by Affiliate AngelFallen Vixen Bitch
so much data
might have been very useful
but now it is gone
Haiku # 3218, April 6, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by Louise of Austin,
boogers in my nose
though i am not the master
got to pikachu
Haiku # 3217, April 5, 2000 8:14 pm ET
by ash
i write bad haiku
not the pok
Haiku # 3216, April 5, 2000 8:11 pm ET
by ash
teenage male driver
testosterone overdose
packaged in metal
Haiku # 3215, April 5, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by ash
BROWN FURRY CREATURE,
BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT BIG
SEMI UP THE ROAD.
Haiku # 3214, April 5, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Jenine Graschuk of EDMON TON, CANADA
I will gamble soon
then I will have no money
I love you Reno!
Haiku # 3213, April 5, 2000 5:59 pm ET
by oldnasty
It''s been a good one.
I''ll go get you a towel.
Should I call a cab?
Haiku # 3212, April 5, 2000 7:44 am ET
by Jay of Richmond, US of A
i make a typo
and the entire world knows,
"I am a moron."
Haiku # 3211, April 4, 2000 9:49 pm ET
by rich
her name was holly.
she liked to make me jolly.
dunbfounded: "Golly!"
Haiku # 3210, April 4, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by rich
this is bad haiku
so if you don''t want to play
hasta la vista !
Haiku # 3209, April 3, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by ash
this not haiku site
zip me outta here quickly
fun while it lasted
Haiku # 3208, April 2, 2000 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deep in the forest
birds dancing on sunrays
hope everlasting
Haiku # 3207, April 2, 2000 10:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early mountain dew
glistening in the sunlight
dawn of new beginning
Haiku # 3206, April 2, 2000 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You''ve been at work John
And now here is your next clue
Look under doll''s hat
Haiku # 3205, April 1, 2000 7:08 am ET
by Kerry
Siedo da solo
in questa grande stanza.
E quel rumore?
Haiku # 3204, April 1, 2000 5:01 am ET
by Tony Guglielmino of genova, italy
I like to copy
other peoples works of art
then call it my own
Haiku # 3203, March 31, 2000 1:48 pm ET
by thief
i''m all out of breath
and credit and jack daniels
and inspiration
Haiku # 3202, March 31, 2000 1:47 pm ET
by Basho-labamba
Life is such a joke
their is no happy or sad
just your emotions
Haiku # 3201, March 31, 2000 1:26 pm ET
by kaos
I swallow the pills
just to see death come closer
who knew death was fast
Haiku # 3200, March 31, 2000 1:16 pm ET
by kaos
Your love is so strong
You mean all the world to me
You are my true love!
Haiku # 3199, March 31, 2000 8:19 am ET
by Nicole Mark of Liverpool, United States
damned malignancy
eating away at my friends
like they are dessert
Haiku # 3198, March 31, 2000 4:23 am ET
by ash
ronald mcdonald

forsooth, that filled one whole line

five quick syllables
Haiku # 3197, March 30, 2000 11:06 pm ET
by tyler miller of camarillo, usa
17 Syllables

Do you do haiku?
A very difficult thing
To do a haiku.
Haiku # 3196, March 30, 2000 8:48 am ET
by James Morris of England
sad tooth enamel
sitting folorn on my desk
better in my mouth
Haiku # 3195, March 29, 2000 5:21 am ET
by ash
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-seventh floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3194, March 28, 2000 1:53 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
they sealed the deal
on the ninety-sixth floor
it was a high coup.
Haiku # 3193, March 28, 2000 1:51 pm ET
by jackie gooden of st. helens, uk
Haiku # 3192, March 28, 2000 1:49 pm ET
by jackie gooden
emptiness fills me
a hollow void deep within
that was one big turd
Haiku # 3191, March 27, 2000 6:04 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
if at first you don''t
suck seeds give up you dipshit
your out of your league
Haiku # 3190, March 25, 2000 7:00 pm ET
by basho-elgrande
While I write this down
Somewhere off in the distance
Reginald Dwight sings
Haiku # 3189, March 25, 2000 8:21 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
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