listen closely now
there's nothing at all to say
but that won't stop me
by ash
Awoke to chirping
Malevolence unbridled
Homicidal spree
by Maestro of Manhattan
Rotting bananas
Rancid bacon, molding bread
What's for breakfast, dear?
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fetid skidmarks stain
Briefs of influential men
Tarnishing pretense
by Maestro of Manhattan
that's not a haiku
you have murdered an art form
you're all gonna die
by ash
A family in the forest
Parents smiling, children laughing
They were identified with dental records
by Bilbo
bugmenot dot com
because as their site tells us
common sense isn't
by ash
submarine humour
why was the ocean bed wet ?
because the sea weed
by Anonymous Poet
nothing seems to swell
in spite of flat sea sucking
like an undertow
by ash
like public transport
for a while there's none at all
then three come at once
by ash
aroma of flesh
the sizzle of meat frying
carnivoracious
by ash
i'm not one to boast
but the turd i passed today
was remarkable
by ash
to be a painter
Art? or mashedpotatoes?
Critics are krew-el
by Anonymous Poet
I really don't care
What the Commander thinks when
I got drunk an laid
by kackarott
Told the Commander
Was beat up by aliens
With really big cocks
by kackarott
Space beer is good when
Your hooker leaves forgetting
To collect (hic, buuurrrp)
by kackarott
Traded rocket ship
For two space beers plus hooker
Commander was mad
by kackarott
Fuck the lot of it!
Amusing? No, comical.
Damn, I surrender.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Satisfy each urge.
Perish the consequences.
Ah, hedonism.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Composing a list
Of blithering idiots.
Ah, moronicide!
by Maestro of Manhattan
My little white mouse
made a warm fuzzy nest out
of grey, plucked cat hair
by Betty LeBomb
A derelict hull
a ship long forgotten, left
drifting through deep space
by Betty LeBomb
A curled up milky
way, a mouse's dreams stumble
upon space travel
by Betty LeBomb
Small rodent ahead
of his time, thinking slightly
beyond his moment
by Betty LeBomb
My little white mouse
made a warm fuzzy nest out
of hair from our cats
by Betty LeBomb
Bunny rabbits and
guinea pigs are capable
of chewing through steel
by Betty LeBomb
enclosed guinea pigs
random scorched earth rectangles
move the cage again
by ash
Not feeling prolix,
I meander towards the rack.
Puddle of vomit.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Haiku are ideal
For attention deficits.
I am overdrawn.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Nude in a cornfield
Eating a savory cob:
From the AP wire
by Maestro of Manhattan
a crack of the bat
also a crack of the ass
i hate baseball games
by NRS3 of Idaho
Lycra bodysuit
Aerodynamic helmet
Racewalking champion
by Anon
I hate doing that
flicking ash in fresh coffee
he hates it as well
by mellie
seventeen hundred
pink sunset fires are lit
saddest time of day
by mellie
Doc shook his head, said
"Superior Labral Tear".
What the fuck is that??
by Kackarott
This I am sure of
Freddie Mecury did fuck
Tougher guys than me
by Kackarott
At Paradise Park
Adults would skim for drowners
My youth was creepy
by Kackarott
My knee hurts and it
is not very poetic
for a haiku
by Betty LeBomb
Screw erudition!
Henceforth, imbecility.
Lobotomy, please.
by Maestro of Manhattan
It occurs to me,
I'm a cur with many tomes.
Au Courant? No, no.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Eigentum des Ichs.
Will to Power over all.
A conquering Geist.
by Maestro of Manhattan
King Solomon's claim:
'Tis all so very hackneyed;
Beneath sun, naught new.
by Maestro of Manhattan
fluffy brown blanket
clicking knitting needles blur
two furry balls left
by mellie
Some blueberry pie
is coyly glancing at some
vanilla ice cream
by Betty LeBomb
Olfactory mire
Awakened by flatulence
Good morning, pungence
by Maestro of Manhattan
I'm a lad insane
Bowie's knife within my brain
Lame-ass allusions
by Maestro of Manhattan
not all things change fast
but that's not really the point
everything changes
by ash
my dial up is slow
it takes forever to load
one hundred haiku
by ash
Climbing green bean bush
is growing many green beans
atop the roses
by Betty LeBomb
I began to sweat
and feel regret towards the
swallowed ninja star
by Betty LeBomb
