Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

not all things change fast
but that's not really the point
everything changes
Haiku # 32300, July 26, 2005 9:18 am ET
by ash
my dial up is slow
it takes forever to load
one hundred haiku
Haiku # 32299, July 26, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
Climbing green bean bush
is growing many green beans
atop the roses
Haiku # 32298, July 26, 2005 2:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I began to sweat
and feel regret towards the
swallowed ninja star
Haiku # 32297, July 26, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cheek is pressed flat
down upon the fragrant earth
and warm baked cement
Haiku # 32296, July 26, 2005 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a single click
a vision so horrible
you will turn vegan
Haiku # 32295, July 26, 2005 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my neck fucking hurts
i bet in a past lifetime
someone punched my neck
Haiku # 32294, July 26, 2005 12:38 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
travis bickle's sad
iris ran away again
her and sport have kids
Haiku # 32293, July 26, 2005 12:26 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
an old catcher's mitt
holding a steak and cheese sub
the horrors of porn
Haiku # 32292, July 26, 2005 12:24 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
lois lane's pinkie
sheared off in one angry snap
superman's asshole
Haiku # 32291, July 26, 2005 12:23 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sour is the cream
The coffee coagulates
And is discarded
Haiku # 32290, July 25, 2005 2:25 pm ET
by Janis
My brain needs coffee
like those big yellow hummers
need their gasoline
Haiku # 32289, July 24, 2005 9:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rattling of keys
Shattering my synapses
Begging my leave, please.
Haiku # 32288, July 24, 2005 10:12 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Gymnosophist, noun:
A naked philosopher;
Practicing nudist.
Haiku # 32287, July 24, 2005 10:10 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
All naked sprinting
Seems most newsworthy to me
Gymnosophistry!
Haiku # 32286, July 24, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Finished with 'script drugs
A Sharpie revolution
Inspiring, LeBomb
Haiku # 32285, July 24, 2005 10:04 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
shiny silver fish
devouring everything
eating all my words
Haiku # 32284, July 24, 2005 4:08 am ET
by mellie
lazing on the grass
a warm winter's afternoon
the seasons slip by
Haiku # 32283, July 23, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by ash
tapping the rhythm
disciples of seventeen
the new beat poets
Haiku # 32282, July 23, 2005 9:31 pm ET
by ash
My mornings are best
served with twisted sheets, coffee
and an extra hump
Haiku # 32281, July 23, 2005 9:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Humps that hold water
are best remembered when left
lying by the sea
Haiku # 32280, July 23, 2005 9:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Birds and vermin swarm
eating up the walls and roof
of my hotdog house
Haiku # 32279, July 23, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
At the edge of time
energy collides with space
cooking a hotdog
Haiku # 32278, July 23, 2005 8:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow and fuzzy
it made little-bitty peeps
from its straw basket
Haiku # 32277, July 23, 2005 8:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All bent on sharpies
I outran a police dog
naked on the news
Haiku # 32276, July 23, 2005 8:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My friend held me down
and then puked into my mouth
like a little bird
Haiku # 32275, July 23, 2005 8:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This vine hanging down
has been teaching me the way
about blueberries
Haiku # 32274, July 23, 2005 8:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My measures fall short
when all I can muster up
is decaf coffee
Haiku # 32273, July 23, 2005 8:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I prefer two humps
ruminating past efforts
one of your best ash
Haiku # 32272, July 23, 2005 11:52 am ET
by mellie
the closet camel
most absorbing company
and yet a dry hump
Haiku # 32271, July 23, 2005 10:21 am ET
by ash
our leader is short
but that's not why i hate him
though there's less to like
Haiku # 32270, July 23, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
anachronistic
digital technology
the old prostate screen
Haiku # 32269, July 23, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
the years ripple by
undulating existence
a splash then damping
Haiku # 32268, July 23, 2005 12:45 am ET
by ash
Fun recreation
It is so pleasing to see
The master return
Haiku # 32267, July 23, 2005 12:10 am ET
by Janis
Can no longer bear
The wretched mirror image.
Must escape in dreams.
Haiku # 32266, July 23, 2005 12:09 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
A cloak of pretense
Adorns the psuedo-poet.
Horrid reflection
Haiku # 32265, July 23, 2005 12:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
thumb in ass ref'rence
finds me in throes of guffaw
I praise thee, Bonfire
Haiku # 32264, July 23, 2005 12:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Humidity is
the devil's brethren, but now
its all gone away
Haiku # 32263, July 22, 2005 11:51 pm ET
by Janis
hot rocks in my mouth
the red-faced priest is screaming
the dogs strain their chains
Haiku # 32262, July 22, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
the stars swinging free
the pines moving like women
my thumb in your ass
Haiku # 32261, July 22, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this dream ends the same
for thousands of short years
over and over
Haiku # 32260, July 22, 2005 11:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if i was a horse
i'd often be thinking
this is such bullshit
Haiku # 32259, July 22, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Much thanks going out
appreciation abounds
hurray for Janis
Haiku # 32258, July 22, 2005 9:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rudimentary
Searching Capabilities
They have been added
Haiku # 32257, July 22, 2005 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Such clever wordplay
Draws a smile upon my face
I congratulate
Haiku # 32256, July 22, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh my dearest Ash,
You are most hilarious.
All sincerity.
Haiku # 32255, July 22, 2005 2:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
toyworld IVF
barbie wants a family
ken comes in a box
Haiku # 32254, July 22, 2005 4:17 am ET
by mellie
onan was a jerk
and jonah came in a whale
religion is sick
Haiku # 32253, July 22, 2005 3:59 am ET
by ash
T-Shirts in Series.
Here's the current installment:
Onanism Rules.
Haiku # 32252, July 21, 2005 10:01 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No offense, dear Ash.
I, too, comprehend the jest.
Infinite as 'tis.
Haiku # 32251, July 21, 2005 9:58 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
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