Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

My cheek is pressed flat
down upon the fragrant earth
and warm baked cement
Haiku # 32296, July 26, 2005 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a single click
a vision so horrible
you will turn vegan
Haiku # 32295, July 26, 2005 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
my neck fucking hurts
i bet in a past lifetime
someone punched my neck
Haiku # 32294, July 26, 2005 12:38 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
travis bickle's sad
iris ran away again
her and sport have kids
Haiku # 32293, July 26, 2005 12:26 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
an old catcher's mitt
holding a steak and cheese sub
the horrors of porn
Haiku # 32292, July 26, 2005 12:24 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
lois lane's pinkie
sheared off in one angry snap
superman's asshole
Haiku # 32291, July 26, 2005 12:23 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sour is the cream
The coffee coagulates
And is discarded
Haiku # 32290, July 25, 2005 2:25 pm ET
by Janis
My brain needs coffee
like those big yellow hummers
need their gasoline
Haiku # 32289, July 24, 2005 9:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rattling of keys
Shattering my synapses
Begging my leave, please.
Haiku # 32288, July 24, 2005 10:12 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Gymnosophist, noun:
A naked philosopher;
Practicing nudist.
Haiku # 32287, July 24, 2005 10:10 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
All naked sprinting
Seems most newsworthy to me
Gymnosophistry!
Haiku # 32286, July 24, 2005 10:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Finished with 'script drugs
A Sharpie revolution
Inspiring, LeBomb
Haiku # 32285, July 24, 2005 10:04 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
shiny silver fish
devouring everything
eating all my words
Haiku # 32284, July 24, 2005 4:08 am ET
by mellie
lazing on the grass
a warm winter's afternoon
the seasons slip by
Haiku # 32283, July 23, 2005 11:05 pm ET
by ash
tapping the rhythm
disciples of seventeen
the new beat poets
Haiku # 32282, July 23, 2005 9:31 pm ET
by ash
My mornings are best
served with twisted sheets, coffee
and an extra hump
Haiku # 32281, July 23, 2005 9:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Humps that hold water
are best remembered when left
lying by the sea
Haiku # 32280, July 23, 2005 9:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Birds and vermin swarm
eating up the walls and roof
of my hotdog house
Haiku # 32279, July 23, 2005 8:58 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
At the edge of time
energy collides with space
cooking a hotdog
Haiku # 32278, July 23, 2005 8:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow and fuzzy
it made little-bitty peeps
from its straw basket
Haiku # 32277, July 23, 2005 8:54 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All bent on sharpies
I outran a police dog
naked on the news
Haiku # 32276, July 23, 2005 8:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My friend held me down
and then puked into my mouth
like a little bird
Haiku # 32275, July 23, 2005 8:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This vine hanging down
has been teaching me the way
about blueberries
Haiku # 32274, July 23, 2005 8:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My measures fall short
when all I can muster up
is decaf coffee
Haiku # 32273, July 23, 2005 8:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I prefer two humps
ruminating past efforts
one of your best ash
Haiku # 32272, July 23, 2005 11:52 am ET
by mellie
the closet camel
most absorbing company
and yet a dry hump
Haiku # 32271, July 23, 2005 10:21 am ET
by ash
our leader is short
but that's not why i hate him
though there's less to like
Haiku # 32270, July 23, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
anachronistic
digital technology
the old prostate screen
Haiku # 32269, July 23, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
the years ripple by
undulating existence
a splash then damping
Haiku # 32268, July 23, 2005 12:45 am ET
by ash
Fun recreation
It is so pleasing to see
The master return
Haiku # 32267, July 23, 2005 12:10 am ET
by Janis
Can no longer bear
The wretched mirror image.
Must escape in dreams.
Haiku # 32266, July 23, 2005 12:09 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
A cloak of pretense
Adorns the psuedo-poet.
Horrid reflection
Haiku # 32265, July 23, 2005 12:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
thumb in ass ref'rence
finds me in throes of guffaw
I praise thee, Bonfire
Haiku # 32264, July 23, 2005 12:05 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Humidity is
the devil's brethren, but now
its all gone away
Haiku # 32263, July 22, 2005 11:51 pm ET
by Janis
hot rocks in my mouth
the red-faced priest is screaming
the dogs strain their chains
Haiku # 32262, July 22, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
the stars swinging free
the pines moving like women
my thumb in your ass
Haiku # 32261, July 22, 2005 11:24 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
this dream ends the same
for thousands of short years
over and over
Haiku # 32260, July 22, 2005 11:21 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
if i was a horse
i'd often be thinking
this is such bullshit
Haiku # 32259, July 22, 2005 11:08 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Much thanks going out
appreciation abounds
hurray for Janis
Haiku # 32258, July 22, 2005 9:12 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Rudimentary
Searching Capabilities
They have been added
Haiku # 32257, July 22, 2005 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Such clever wordplay
Draws a smile upon my face
I congratulate
Haiku # 32256, July 22, 2005 2:55 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Oh my dearest Ash,
You are most hilarious.
All sincerity.
Haiku # 32255, July 22, 2005 2:54 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
toyworld IVF
barbie wants a family
ken comes in a box
Haiku # 32254, July 22, 2005 4:17 am ET
by mellie
onan was a jerk
and jonah came in a whale
religion is sick
Haiku # 32253, July 22, 2005 3:59 am ET
by ash
T-Shirts in Series.
Here's the current installment:
Onanism Rules.
Haiku # 32252, July 21, 2005 10:01 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
No offense, dear Ash.
I, too, comprehend the jest.
Infinite as 'tis.
Haiku # 32251, July 21, 2005 9:58 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
to communicate
terrorists use their cell phones
and then smoke signals
Haiku # 32250, July 21, 2005 9:23 am ET
by ash
ring around the moon
a rizla full of posy
and we all fall down
Haiku # 32249, July 21, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
cool running water
tears running down baby face
I felt sick in guts
Haiku # 32248, July 21, 2005 6:22 am ET
by mellie
ruby tripped over
falling towards the fire
little hand was burned
Haiku # 32247, July 21, 2005 6:18 am ET
by mellie
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