My little white mouse
made a warm fuzzy nest out
of hair from our cats
by Betty LeBomb
Bunny rabbits and
guinea pigs are capable
of chewing through steel
by Betty LeBomb
enclosed guinea pigs
random scorched earth rectangles
move the cage again
by ash
Not feeling prolix,
I meander towards the rack.
Puddle of vomit.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Haiku are ideal
For attention deficits.
I am overdrawn.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Nude in a cornfield
Eating a savory cob:
From the AP wire
by Maestro of Manhattan
a crack of the bat
also a crack of the ass
i hate baseball games
by NRS3 of Idaho
Lycra bodysuit
Aerodynamic helmet
Racewalking champion
by Anon
I hate doing that
flicking ash in fresh coffee
he hates it as well
by mellie
seventeen hundred
pink sunset fires are lit
saddest time of day
by mellie
Doc shook his head, said
"Superior Labral Tear".
What the fuck is that??
by Kackarott
This I am sure of
Freddie Mecury did fuck
Tougher guys than me
by Kackarott
At Paradise Park
Adults would skim for drowners
My youth was creepy
by Kackarott
My knee hurts and it
is not very poetic
for a haiku
by Betty LeBomb
Screw erudition!
Henceforth, imbecility.
Lobotomy, please.
by Maestro of Manhattan
It occurs to me,
I'm a cur with many tomes.
Au Courant? No, no.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Eigentum des Ichs.
Will to Power over all.
A conquering Geist.
by Maestro of Manhattan
King Solomon's claim:
'Tis all so very hackneyed;
Beneath sun, naught new.
by Maestro of Manhattan
fluffy brown blanket
clicking knitting needles blur
two furry balls left
by mellie
Some blueberry pie
is coyly glancing at some
vanilla ice cream
by Betty LeBomb
Olfactory mire
Awakened by flatulence
Good morning, pungence
by Maestro of Manhattan
I'm a lad insane
Bowie's knife within my brain
Lame-ass allusions
by Maestro of Manhattan
not all things change fast
but that's not really the point
everything changes
by ash
my dial up is slow
it takes forever to load
one hundred haiku
by ash
Climbing green bean bush
is growing many green beans
atop the roses
by Betty LeBomb
I began to sweat
and feel regret towards the
swallowed ninja star
by Betty LeBomb
My cheek is pressed flat
down upon the fragrant earth
and warm baked cement
by Betty LeBomb
With a single click
a vision so horrible
you will turn vegan
by Betty LeBomb
my neck fucking hurts
i bet in a past lifetime
someone punched my neck
by Hollywood Bonfire
travis bickle's sad
iris ran away again
her and sport have kids
by Hollywood Bonfire
an old catcher's mitt
holding a steak and cheese sub
the horrors of porn
by Hollywood Bonfire
lois lane's pinkie
sheared off in one angry snap
superman's asshole
by Hollywood Bonfire
Sour is the cream
The coffee coagulates
And is discarded
by Janis
My brain needs coffee
like those big yellow hummers
need their gasoline
by Betty LeBomb
Rattling of keys
Shattering my synapses
Begging my leave, please.
by Maestro of Manhattan
Gymnosophist, noun:
A naked philosopher;
Practicing nudist.
by Maestro of Manhattan
All naked sprinting
Seems most newsworthy to me
Gymnosophistry!
by Maestro of Manhattan
Finished with 'script drugs
A Sharpie revolution
Inspiring, LeBomb
by Maestro of Manhattan
shiny silver fish
devouring everything
eating all my words
by mellie
lazing on the grass
a warm winter's afternoon
the seasons slip by
by ash
tapping the rhythm
disciples of seventeen
the new beat poets
by ash
My mornings are best
served with twisted sheets, coffee
and an extra hump
by Betty LeBomb
Humps that hold water
are best remembered when left
lying by the sea
by Betty LeBomb
Birds and vermin swarm
eating up the walls and roof
of my hotdog house
by Betty LeBomb
At the edge of time
energy collides with space
cooking a hotdog
by Betty LeBomb
Yellow and fuzzy
it made little-bitty peeps
from its straw basket
by Betty LeBomb
All bent on sharpies
I outran a police dog
naked on the news
by Betty LeBomb
My friend held me down
and then puked into my mouth
like a little bird
by Betty LeBomb
This vine hanging down
has been teaching me the way
about blueberries
by Betty LeBomb
My measures fall short
when all I can muster up
is decaf coffee
by Betty LeBomb
