Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 56 Days and 77447 Haiku later...

Rotting bananas
Rancid bacon, molding bread
What's for breakfast, dear?
Haiku # 32344, August 2, 2005 9:09 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Fetid skidmarks stain
Briefs of influential men
Tarnishing pretense
Haiku # 32343, August 2, 2005 9:07 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
that's not a haiku
you have murdered an art form
you're all gonna die
Haiku # 32342, August 1, 2005 9:33 pm ET
by ash
A family in the forest
Parents smiling, children laughing
They were identified with dental records
Haiku # 32341, August 1, 2005 4:18 pm ET
by Bilbo
bugmenot dot com
because as their site tells us
common sense isn't
Haiku # 32340, August 1, 2005 8:05 am ET
by ash
submarine humour
why was the ocean bed wet ?
because the sea weed
Haiku # 32339, August 1, 2005 7:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nothing seems to swell
in spite of flat sea sucking
like an undertow
Haiku # 32338, August 1, 2005 7:18 am ET
by ash
like public transport
for a while there's none at all
then three come at once
Haiku # 32337, August 1, 2005 4:23 am ET
by ash
aroma of flesh
the sizzle of meat frying
carnivoracious
Haiku # 32336, August 1, 2005 4:15 am ET
by ash
i'm not one to boast
but the turd i passed today
was remarkable
Haiku # 32335, August 1, 2005 4:13 am ET
by ash
to be a painter
Art? or mashedpotatoes?
Critics are krew-el
Haiku # 32334, July 31, 2005 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I really don't care
What the Commander thinks when
I got drunk an laid
Haiku # 32333, July 31, 2005 1:53 am ET
by kackarott
Told the Commander
Was beat up by aliens
With really big cocks
Haiku # 32332, July 31, 2005 1:51 am ET
by kackarott
Space beer is good when
Your hooker leaves forgetting
To collect (hic, buuurrrp)
Haiku # 32331, July 31, 2005 1:46 am ET
by kackarott
Traded rocket ship
For two space beers plus hooker
Commander was mad
Haiku # 32330, July 31, 2005 1:38 am ET
by kackarott
Fuck the lot of it!
Amusing? No, comical.
Damn, I surrender.
Haiku # 32329, July 31, 2005 12:31 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Satisfy each urge.
Perish the consequences.
Ah, hedonism.
Haiku # 32328, July 31, 2005 12:29 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Composing a list
Of blithering idiots.
Ah, moronicide!
Haiku # 32327, July 31, 2005 12:26 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
My little white mouse
made a warm fuzzy nest out
of grey, plucked cat hair
Haiku # 32326, July 30, 2005 3:57 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A derelict hull
a ship long forgotten, left
drifting through deep space
Haiku # 32325, July 30, 2005 3:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
A curled up milky
way, a mouse's dreams stumble
upon space travel
Haiku # 32324, July 30, 2005 3:50 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Small rodent ahead
of his time, thinking slightly
beyond his moment
Haiku # 32323, July 30, 2005 3:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
My little white mouse
made a warm fuzzy nest out
of hair from our cats
Haiku # 32322, July 30, 2005 3:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Bunny rabbits and
guinea pigs are capable
of chewing through steel
Haiku # 32321, July 30, 2005 3:35 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
enclosed guinea pigs
random scorched earth rectangles
move the cage again
Haiku # 32320, July 30, 2005 9:28 am ET
by ash
Not feeling prolix,
I meander towards the rack.
Puddle of vomit.
Haiku # 32319, July 30, 2005 12:46 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Haiku are ideal
For attention deficits.
I am overdrawn.
Haiku # 32318, July 30, 2005 12:44 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Nude in a cornfield
Eating a savory cob:
From the AP wire
Haiku # 32317, July 29, 2005 3:34 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
a crack of the bat
also a crack of the ass
i hate baseball games
Haiku # 32316, July 28, 2005 7:52 pm ET
by NRS3 of Idaho
Lycra bodysuit
Aerodynamic helmet
Racewalking champion
Haiku # 32315, July 28, 2005 3:29 pm ET
by Anon
I hate doing that
flicking ash in fresh coffee
he hates it as well
Haiku # 32314, July 28, 2005 3:30 am ET
by mellie
seventeen hundred
pink sunset fires are lit
saddest time of day
Haiku # 32313, July 28, 2005 3:27 am ET
by mellie
Doc shook his head, said
"Superior Labral Tear".
What the fuck is that??
Haiku # 32312, July 27, 2005 11:38 pm ET
by Kackarott
This I am sure of
Freddie Mecury did fuck
Tougher guys than me
Haiku # 32311, July 27, 2005 11:31 pm ET
by Kackarott
At Paradise Park
Adults would skim for drowners
My youth was creepy
Haiku # 32310, July 27, 2005 11:25 pm ET
by Kackarott
My knee hurts and it
is not very poetic
for a haiku
Haiku # 32309, July 27, 2005 8:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Screw erudition!
Henceforth, imbecility.
Lobotomy, please.
Haiku # 32308, July 27, 2005 8:22 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
It occurs to me,
I'm a cur with many tomes.
Au Courant? No, no.
Haiku # 32307, July 27, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
Eigentum des Ichs.
Will to Power over all.
A conquering Geist.
Haiku # 32306, July 27, 2005 8:17 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
King Solomon's claim:
'Tis all so very hackneyed;
Beneath sun, naught new.
Haiku # 32305, July 27, 2005 8:16 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
fluffy brown blanket
clicking knitting needles blur
two furry balls left
Haiku # 32304, July 27, 2005 8:33 am ET
by mellie
Some blueberry pie
is coyly glancing at some
vanilla ice cream
Haiku # 32303, July 27, 2005 2:22 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Olfactory mire
Awakened by flatulence
Good morning, pungence
Haiku # 32302, July 26, 2005 10:14 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
I'm a lad insane
Bowie's knife within my brain
Lame-ass allusions
Haiku # 32301, July 26, 2005 10:12 am ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
not all things change fast
but that's not really the point
everything changes
Haiku # 32300, July 26, 2005 9:18 am ET
by ash
my dial up is slow
it takes forever to load
one hundred haiku
Haiku # 32299, July 26, 2005 9:13 am ET
by ash
Climbing green bean bush
is growing many green beans
atop the roses
Haiku # 32298, July 26, 2005 2:24 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I began to sweat
and feel regret towards the
swallowed ninja star
Haiku # 32297, July 26, 2005 2:18 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My cheek is pressed flat
down upon the fragrant earth
and warm baked cement
Haiku # 32296, July 26, 2005 2:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
With a single click
a vision so horrible
you will turn vegan
Haiku # 32295, July 26, 2005 2:03 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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