Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
he wondered what I
was doing, clicked off fast and
why did I hide here...?

To see an ugly
Rosseau side of me that should
grow up and fear less?
Haiku # 31915 June 7, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by Mox
the con lies to get
something base, puts his con to
an art, to get, crap
Haiku # 31914 June 7, 2003 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
people close the doors
say they say nothing and go
on to talk rumors...

is this art or folks
that just have no life pushing
and feeding off others?
Haiku # 31913 June 7, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by Mox
damn, she's right, this crap
I've been spewing all this time
really is crap...yow!
Haiku # 31912 June 7, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by Mox
Higher management
Mellie works from bottom up
You
Haiku # 31911 June 7, 2003 1:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
this is what I think
get to the bottom of it
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31910 June 7, 2003 11:36 am ET
by mellie
A little Haiku
Last one for three hundred times
Then let me away
Haiku # 31909 June 7, 2003 10:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Won
Haiku # 31908 June 7, 2003 10:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Emails wrecked, won
Haiku # 31907 June 7, 2003 10:35 am ET
by William Nippress
No more excitement
Its all been done before now
Where
Haiku # 31906 June 7, 2003 10:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Watched live on TV
A challenge to the senses
Holding my breath tight
Haiku # 31905 June 7, 2003 10:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Tranquility base
Middle of the driest sea
Mankind
Haiku # 31904 June 7, 2003 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
No brains for art, copy
No imagination, copy
No insight, copy
Haiku # 31903 June 7, 2003 10:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Reportage is art
Why not all save time, copy
Haiku masterpiece
Haiku # 31902 June 7, 2003 10:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Here
Haiku # 31901 June 7, 2003 10:15 am ET
by William Nippress
When I say not mine
It
Haiku # 31900 June 7, 2003 10:11 am ET
by William Nippress
.someone is quite mad
with the way zabadoeey
....expresses his art
Haiku # 31899 June 7, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ronin@;)
the wax jobs are good
air brushing perhaps or not
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31898 June 7, 2003 8:23 am ET
by mellie
I didn't come down
not in the last shower mate
third from left a fake
Haiku # 31897 June 7, 2003 8:18 am ET
by mellie
High Streets deserted
No body seen anywhere
Except for the sheep
Haiku # 31896 June 7, 2003 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Village photograph
One of the popular kind
Some eighteen hundred
Haiku # 31895 June 7, 2003 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress
31892, not mine:
Haiku # 31894 June 7, 2003 5:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Softly she suffers
Not single word do we hear
Only soft her breath
Haiku # 31893 June 7, 2003 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 31892 June 7, 2003 5:41 am ET
by William Nipress of or it could be Limey, SF, or Mox, really take your pick......it's all outlined in the pic above
Drumming up hatred
Find some sick satisfaction
To bring people down
Haiku # 31891 June 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Bent in the soft breeze
Sways with seasons many moods
Lifetime
Haiku # 31890 June 7, 2003 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Some cleaver some dull
Something original be nice
Insight on their sole
Haiku # 31889 June 7, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Rejected unread
Some funny others bizarre
Disgusted instead
Haiku # 31888 June 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by William Nippress
We let them float free
Cast words on the Internet
For all to steer by
Haiku # 31887 June 7, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
31870, 31873, 31874, 31875, 31877, 31880, not mine:
Haiku # 31886 June 7, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
5-7-5 is
proper bad haiku tempo
not like Martix 2...
Haiku # 31885 June 7, 2003 5:00 am ET
by 3q2u
little black tufts
blossom like dandelions
from the corners
of my nostrils
Haiku # 31884 June 7, 2003 4:45 am ET
by offpeak808 of taiwan
.....he-she is quite hurt
and thus seeks to exact his
........vile retribution
Haiku # 31883 June 6, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by ronin@gocheckoutnihm
......i propose to change
the name of this site to that
........of (a) digital zoo
Haiku # 31882 June 6, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@comichaiku.com of comedyreliefassociation
Affen ohne Senf
Sie haben kein Bratw
Haiku # 31881 June 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by A Student of Poor german (and much alcohol)
dale earnhardt is gawwwwwwd!
Haiku # 31880 June 6, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31879 June 6, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MEISTER (yes, the real one but hadda change my name a bit)
I like trailer trash dirt bags, becuz
I am one!! My trailer smells like
fried food and cigarettes just like
all of my clothes. When I get up in
the morning I put on my BUM
Equipment sweatshirt and my
British Knight hi tops and my
DeKalb ball hat....then I go to the
bar and sit for hours with my
buddies drinkin' and smokin'. Then
we all pile into my 1976 Trans Am
and head to the REO Speedwagon
concert..Hell yeah!!!
Haiku # 31878 June 6, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewlness
Haiku # 31877 June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
I need to get a mullet hair cut and
smoke marlboros cause that way
i could get the foxes...
Haiku # 31876 June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewl
Haiku # 31875 June 6, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
I think I would like to visit a
monestary, cuz it would be a good
vacation for me and SF....
we could go on a honeymoon and
stuff and see the sites and all
the monks and things....yaaaay us!
Haiku # 31874 June 6, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
i believe in birds and trees and
love with the same sex partner..
yaaaaaay meeeee!
Haiku # 31873 June 6, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cant Sell A Joke Or Two
Have To Live In An Electronic
Market With One
Haiku # 31872 June 6, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by samhain
Whoever Is Posting As Me
Please Refrain, It Is Really Sad
What You Are Doing Here. Not All
Of Us Are The Same Person
Haiku # 31871 June 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by samhain
WHERE'S MY BEAU SF? HAS HE
RUN OUT ON ME? HE'S GOT TO PAY
CHILD SUPPORT AT LEAST!!! HE
KNOCKED ME UP REAL GOOD!!
Haiku # 31870 June 6, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Salt Water Hand Shakes
Extra Spring Time Lobster Wrecks
The Mail Man Wears Buttons
Haiku # 31869 June 6, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31868 June 6, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (in the flesh)
Worlds going to end
Please don
Haiku # 31867 June 6, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bathing's for losers
I grow fungus on my balls
Tea and crumpets please
Haiku # 31866 June 6, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Limey