Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

I enjoy smiling
Smiling fills my heart with joy
Like milk and cookies
Haiku # 31519, June 3, 2003 7:40 pm ET
by Limey
Have I mentioned love?
It's the greatest thing of all
It makes me happy
Haiku # 31518, June 3, 2003 7:38 pm ET
by Limey
Peace be unto you
Love shall bring us together
Nothing can harm us
Haiku # 31517, June 3, 2003 7:35 pm ET
by Limey
I love all creatures
Great and small they come to me
Our friendship is strong
Haiku # 31516, June 3, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by Limey
A world without war
A world without boundaries
Let us all join hands
Haiku # 31515, June 3, 2003 7:30 pm ET
by Limey
Love me, love me now
How will I live without love
Love is all there is
Haiku # 31514, June 3, 2003 7:26 pm ET
by Limey
someone new to hate
will nippress is so last week
limey's now on top
Haiku # 31513, June 3, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"Sailing the seas of cheese"
William Nippress - 2003
Haiku # 31512, June 3, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by Big Willie Nip
Yo mummer tol me not to give yo no lernin
But Isz been done stupid like you son
Haiku # 31511, June 3, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
so i hate hip hop
and love rock and roll music
they all laugh at me
Haiku # 31510, June 3, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yo stop talking this made up speakin
Ebonic, tit taint real son
Come back to the shack
Haiku # 31509, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
too white to be black
and much too black to be white
everyone shuns me
Haiku # 31508, June 3, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (this is turning into one of my therapy sessions)
i'm an uncle tom
kind of like bryant gumbel
i wish i were white
Haiku # 31507, June 3, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (i hate niggers, that's why i hate myself. there it is, all out in the open now.)
What yo talking about
Yo dady was tad off white
Yo not that black son
Haiku # 31506, June 3, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
counting must be hard
stick to monosyllables
until you grow up
Haiku # 31502, June 3, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
insults make me strong
you should realize that by now
give me all you got
Haiku # 31500, June 3, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck you fuck the flag
You American Bastards
Fuck you all
Haiku # 31499, June 3, 2003 4:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
gee, who's failing now?
but you guys are used to that
your only art form
Haiku # 31498, June 3, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
You puce pimpled pimp
You stop insulting our flag
Fuck off out of my country
Haiku # 31497, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Carley
carley and limey
indistinguishable crap
birds of a feather....
Haiku # 31496, June 3, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
nerdy to the core
sporting pocket protectors
and pimpin the hos
Haiku # 31495, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hey you sad fuckface
Go back to England wherever
To where you bellong
Haiku # 31494, June 3, 2003 4:42 pm ET
by Carley
What the hell is this
This sexually frustrated
He writes like a nerd
Haiku # 31493, June 3, 2003 4:38 pm ET
by Carley
why won't he return
paging through the thesaurus
to make his come back
Haiku # 31492, June 3, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (okay, i'll wait, but it better be good)
It will all end badly
Mark my words it will be sad
SF is losing

Haiku # 31491, June 3, 2003 4:36 pm ET
by Philosophers R Us
i'm clearly outmatched
limey got the best of me
how do i go on
Haiku # 31490, June 3, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"My dad can beat up your dad"
Sexually Frustrated - 2003
Haiku # 31489, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
That
Haiku # 31488, June 3, 2003 4:28 pm ET
by Love you SF, Dad
i dressed up as batman, SF as
robin, we fell asleep in each others
arms
Haiku # 31487, June 3, 2003 4:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
when the sun goes down and
the queen comes out to play polo
we can throw rocks at her
Haiku # 31486, June 3, 2003 4:26 pm ET
by Limey
(singing) "New York...Newww York!
Haiku # 31485, June 3, 2003 4:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
are you out of breath
you shouldn't fold so quickly
but it's in your blood
Haiku # 31484, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
When you
Haiku # 31483, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by Limey
Pain Is Often Better
When Dealt Out
By Female Hands
Haiku # 31482, June 3, 2003 4:24 pm ET
by samhain
Limey is a cockney bloke from the
wes end of London. He has bad
teeth and smells of garbage
Haiku # 31481, June 3, 2003 4:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
God Bless William Nippress
notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenot
Haiku # 31480, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what class would that be
i am awfully confused
teach me o master
Haiku # 31479, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
God Bless America
Haiku # 31478, June 3, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Limey
that's original
fifty others have said that
you must be new here
Haiku # 31476, June 3, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Told you I
Haiku # 31475, June 3, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by Limey
Wise, huge apples set.
Good heat sings for white heat walks.
The duets return.
Haiku # 31474, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better
Haiku # 31473, June 3, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (you eurotrash must lag behind, sorry)
I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller
Haiku # 31472, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material
Haiku # 31471, June 3, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (keep it coming)
everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?
Haiku # 31470, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (wow, you've definitely got the goods on me, bravo.)
Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money
Haiku # 31469, June 3, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks
Haiku # 31468, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (as if you didn't know)
It
Haiku # 31467, June 3, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces
Haiku # 31466, June 3, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you
Haiku # 31464, June 3, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (the fifty first state, that doesn't sound too bad, does it frenchy?)
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >