like the japanese
i appropriate language
and make it better

I showed my dick once
She said its like a real dick
only much smaller

what more can you say
delving into my archives
for material

everything you've said
i have spoken long before
how much can you hack?

Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money

women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks

It

I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces

wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you

an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come

puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts

here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things

i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name

even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?

my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever

i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment

i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait

i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave

what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely

SF licks ball juice

I am nothing more than a cunt
stain on the sidewalk of life
please shoot me

Get me up the ass so I can
reproduce!

Redly, landscapes play.
Delicate leaden hairs sing.
Armadas walk.

Knights kindly scold breasts.
Tall eyes falsely splash petals.
The pianos clash.

31435 not mine:

31401, 31402, 31425, 31426, 31429, 31430, 31434, not mine:

SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!

Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!

Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill

Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington

We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.

I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!

Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said

Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River

"Blood Pudding for everyone!"

Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?

madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all

31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine

almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will

torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead

can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......

insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly

more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?

churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap

I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)

bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable

is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps

not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change

why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap

three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something