Only had crap jobs
That was fourteen years ago
Now give me money
by sexually frustrated
women love us yanks
why? because we're masculine
we have bigger cocks
by sexually frustrated (as if you didn't know)
It
by sexually frustrated
I stamp on the flag
I see fat Americans
Fat bloated faces
by sexually frustrated
wimpy eurotrash
only a matter of time
before we crush you
by sexually frustrated (the fifty first state, that doesn't sound too bad, does it frenchy?)
an american
who idolizes hitler
as crass as they come
by sexually frustrated
puppy dawgs, cotton
candy, kittys, little house
and smurphy good thoughts
by onjaysun (gotta cleanse that haiku palate)
here's my suggestion
more of me and less of you
that'll improve things
by sexually frustrated
i'm a socialist
you shall not own anything
not even your name
by sexually frustrated
even if you're real
which i definitely doubt
why do what you do?
by sexually frustrated
my work is done here
was there a reason for this
none whatsoever
by sexually frustrated
i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment
by ash
i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait
by samhain
i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave
by William Nippress
what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely
by Limey
SF licks ball juice
by William Nippress
I am nothing more than a cunt
stain on the sidewalk of life
please shoot me
by Limey
Get me up the ass so I can
reproduce!
by William SF Nippress
Redly, landscapes play.
Delicate leaden hairs sing.
Armadas walk.
by Anonymous Poet
Knights kindly scold breasts.
Tall eyes falsely splash petals.
The pianos clash.
by Anonymous Poet
31435 not mine:
by William Nippress
31401, 31402, 31425, 31426, 31429, 31430, 31434, not mine:
by William Nippress
SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!
by William Nippress
Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!
by William Nippress
Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill
by samhain
Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington
by samhain
We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.
by William Nippress
I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
by samhain
Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River
by samhain
"Blood Pudding for everyone!"
by William (not mine, not mine) Nippress
Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?
by William Nippress
madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all
by ash
31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine
by ash
almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will
by not him either
torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead
by searle
can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......
by i'm not myself
insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly
by searle of in my head with the other
more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?
by ash
churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap
by ash
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
by sexually frustrated
bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable
by ash
is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps
by not william at all
not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change
by ash
why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap
by ash
three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something
by ash
31404 - 31407
not his
that's a fucking change
i thought that i had it bad
i had it better
by ash
as if i could care
i'm not even really here
oh, you're not either
by ash
gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock
by ash
it saves me money
i used to use chemicals
but now i'm just mad
by ash
