Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

i'm the best of all
my talent is plain as day
no further comment
Haiku # 31455, June 3, 2003 2:38 pm ET
by ash
i'm nonsensical
i'll be readable some day
you'll just have to wait
Haiku # 31454, June 3, 2003 2:33 pm ET
by samhain
i'll come in your house
and show hospitality
but i'll never leave
Haiku # 31452, June 3, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
what is my problem
can someone figure me out
please, i am lonely
Haiku # 31451, June 3, 2003 2:24 pm ET
by Limey
SF licks ball juice
Haiku # 31449, June 3, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am nothing more than a cunt
stain on the sidewalk of life
please shoot me
Haiku # 31448, June 3, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Limey
Get me up the ass so I can
reproduce!
Haiku # 31447, June 3, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by William SF Nippress
Redly, landscapes play.
Delicate leaden hairs sing.
Armadas walk.
Haiku # 31446, June 3, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knights kindly scold breasts.
Tall eyes falsely splash petals.
The pianos clash.
Haiku # 31444, June 3, 2003 1:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
31435 not mine:
Haiku # 31438, June 3, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
31401, 31402, 31425, 31426, 31429, 31430, 31434, not mine:
Haiku # 31437, June 3, 2003 12:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!
Haiku # 31435, June 3, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!
Haiku # 31434, June 3, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill
Haiku # 31433, June 3, 2003 11:16 am ET
by samhain
Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington
Haiku # 31431, June 3, 2003 11:13 am ET
by samhain
We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.
Haiku # 31430, June 3, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
Haiku # 31429, June 3, 2003 11:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
Haiku # 31428, June 3, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River
Haiku # 31427, June 3, 2003 11:09 am ET
by samhain
"Blood Pudding for everyone!"
Haiku # 31426, June 3, 2003 11:07 am ET
by William (not mine, not mine) Nippress
Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?
Haiku # 31425, June 3, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all
Haiku # 31424, June 3, 2003 9:04 am ET
by ash
31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine
Haiku # 31423, June 3, 2003 8:59 am ET
by ash
almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will
Haiku # 31422, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by not him either
torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead
Haiku # 31421, June 3, 2003 8:57 am ET
by searle
can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......
Haiku # 31420, June 3, 2003 8:55 am ET
by i'm not myself
insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly
Haiku # 31419, June 3, 2003 8:52 am ET
by searle of in my head with the other
more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?
Haiku # 31418, June 3, 2003 8:51 am ET
by ash
churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap
Haiku # 31417, June 3, 2003 8:40 am ET
by ash
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
Haiku # 31416, June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by sexually frustrated
bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable
Haiku # 31415, June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by ash
is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps
Haiku # 31413, June 3, 2003 8:35 am ET
by not william at all
not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change
Haiku # 31411, June 3, 2003 8:33 am ET
by ash
why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap
Haiku # 31410, June 3, 2003 8:32 am ET
by ash
three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something
Haiku # 31409, June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
31404 - 31407
not his


that's a fucking change
i thought that i had it bad
i had it better
Haiku # 31408, June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
as if i could care
i'm not even really here
oh, you're not either
Haiku # 31407, June 3, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ash
gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31406, June 3, 2003 8:21 am ET
by ash
it saves me money
i used to use chemicals
but now i'm just mad
Haiku # 31405, June 3, 2003 8:20 am ET
by ash
wow! this site is whack !
all my bases are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 31404, June 3, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
I am Limey, looking for an ARSE
to plug up. Hey, there is William
Nippress!! Come her little boy!
Haiku # 31403, June 3, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Limey
Wrapped my dick in the Union Jack
and came for the Queen!!
Haiku # 31402, June 3, 2003 8:05 am ET
by William Nippress
You can but I won
Haiku # 31401, June 3, 2003 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Who fuckin' farted up in this bitch?
Haiku # 31400, June 3, 2003 8:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku wars...
Who ever heard of such a thing?
whoa whao whoa whah what is it good for..
absolutely nothin
Haiku # 31398, June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by searle of trying not to get shot
You can but I won
Haiku # 31397, June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by Limey
Toxic avenger
No need to revenge my name
I
Haiku # 31396, June 3, 2003 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31395, June 3, 2003 7:42 am ET
by Limey
I William Nippress
Will ignore all such insults
I
Haiku # 31394, June 3, 2003 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Try hard as I might
Can
Haiku # 31393, June 3, 2003 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
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