SF singing: "Won't you marry me
Biiiiiiiilllllllll!! Hey, that is funny!!
I am quite the prankster!!
by William Nippress
Kiss My ASH! Yayyy mee! I made
a funny!
by William Nippress
Arbitration Is For Losers
Who Can Not Decide For
Themselves, Who To Kill
by samhain
Jesus Arrived In Iraq And
With Disgust On His Face
Left For Washington
by samhain
We Europeans can do whatever we
want. We are very cosmopolitan.
We can be gay, goth, straight, punk
or whatever, and no matter what
it is ok because we are European.
by William Nippress
I challenge anyone here to a
fight! Bring it on! Especially all
of you American Trash!!
by William Nippress
Jesus Left Chicago Heading For
Iraq. "They certainly need
a little help", He Said
by samhain
Darkness Burns Atoms Of Death
Chill Runs Through Autumn's Eyes
Water Traits Going Down River
by samhain
"Blood Pudding for everyone!"
by William (not mine, not mine) Nippress
Ash, I'm gonna slap you silly if
you don't stop! We Europeans are
very cosmopolian you know....spot
of tea? Perhaps a crumpet?
by William Nippress
madness is a myth
sanity is a blindfold
death unites us all
by ash
31420, 31422
even if it takes too many syllables or not enough
mine, mine, all mine
by ash
almost a whole page
it shows that if there's a way
there isn't a will
by not him either
torn between choices
reality'a' or reality 'b'
either way I'm dead
by searle
can't fight the impulse
having a nippress attack
mustn't stop typing......
by i'm not myself
insanity is cheap
spread it wisely
it grows quickly
by searle of in my head with the other
more and more haiku
o! the creativity
where's my lithium ?
by ash
churning the pages
hurrah for the internet
our canvas is cheap
by ash
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
by sexually frustrated
bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable
by ash
is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps
by not william at all
not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change
by ash
why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap
by ash
three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something
by ash
31404 - 31407
not his
that's a fucking change
i thought that i had it bad
i had it better
by ash
as if i could care
i'm not even really here
oh, you're not either
by ash
gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock
by ash
it saves me money
i used to use chemicals
but now i'm just mad
by ash
wow! this site is whack !
all my bases are belong
set us up the bomb
by ash
I am Limey, looking for an ARSE
to plug up. Hey, there is William
Nippress!! Come her little boy!
by Limey
Wrapped my dick in the Union Jack
and came for the Queen!!
by William Nippress
You can but I won
by William Nippress
Who fuckin' farted up in this bitch?
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku wars...
Who ever heard of such a thing?
whoa whao whoa whah what is it good for..
absolutely nothin
by searle of trying not to get shot
You can but I won
by Limey
Toxic avenger
No need to revenge my name
I
by William Nippress
I William Nippress
Will ignore all such insults
I
by William Nippress
Try hard as I might
Can
by William Nippress
31388, not mine
by William Nippress
Surfer dude here hear
Stay off the grass for a while
It messes your mind
by Enlarged ventricle
I here god calling
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
My hart sings out loud
by Californian Bum
Failed my exams
I
by California bum
vomit on the flag
america I hate you
the finger to you
by sexually frustrated
I never give in
I never weaken. Always fight
Tactfully withdraw
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
by Limey
I piss on the flag
fuck you all America
you can kiss my Arse
by sexually frustrated
Fall down and worship
Easy to pickup a name
To use as your own
by sexually frustrated