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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
I am William Nippress, and this
haiku is not mine, not mine, not
mine. I want SF to sit on my face
so I can suck his balls (bollocks
for you english twats)
Haiku # 31416 June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by sexually frustrated
bwa haaaa! i am god
in my garden of eden
you're the vegetable
Haiku # 31415 June 3, 2003 8:38 am ET
by ash
is this my soapbox?
wherefore art thy audience ?
a single hand claps
Haiku # 31413 June 3, 2003 8:35 am ET
by not william at all
not william nippress
someone else entirely
that's a pleasant change
Haiku # 31411 June 3, 2003 8:33 am ET
by ash
why shut the fuck up ?
forgive my verbosity
electrons are cheap
Haiku # 31410 June 3, 2003 8:32 am ET
by ash
three one four oh eight
not his either by jingo
i'm onto something
Haiku # 31409 June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
31404 - 31407
not his


that's a fucking change
i thought that i had it bad
i had it better
Haiku # 31408 June 3, 2003 8:30 am ET
by ash
as if i could care
i'm not even really here
oh, you're not either
Haiku # 31407 June 3, 2003 8:27 am ET
by ash
gentle yesterday
a life more ordinary
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 31406 June 3, 2003 8:21 am ET
by ash
it saves me money
i used to use chemicals
but now i'm just mad
Haiku # 31405 June 3, 2003 8:20 am ET
by ash
wow! this site is whack !
all my bases are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 31404 June 3, 2003 8:18 am ET
by ash
I am Limey, looking for an ARSE
to plug up. Hey, there is William
Nippress!! Come her little boy!
Haiku # 31403 June 3, 2003 8:09 am ET
by Limey
Wrapped my dick in the Union Jack
and came for the Queen!!
Haiku # 31402 June 3, 2003 8:05 am ET
by William Nippress
You can but I won
Haiku # 31401 June 3, 2003 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Who fuckin' farted up in this bitch?
Haiku # 31400 June 3, 2003 8:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku wars...
Who ever heard of such a thing?
whoa whao whoa whah what is it good for..
absolutely nothin
Haiku # 31398 June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by searle of trying not to get shot
You can but I won
Haiku # 31397 June 3, 2003 7:50 am ET
by Limey
Toxic avenger
No need to revenge my name
I
Haiku # 31396 June 3, 2003 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31395 June 3, 2003 7:42 am ET
by Limey
I William Nippress
Will ignore all such insults
I
Haiku # 31394 June 3, 2003 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Try hard as I might
Can
Haiku # 31393 June 3, 2003 7:37 am ET
by William Nippress
31388, not mine
Haiku # 31392 June 3, 2003 7:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Surfer dude here hear
Stay off the grass for a while
It messes your mind
Haiku # 31391 June 3, 2003 7:30 am ET
by Enlarged ventricle
I here god calling
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
My hart sings out loud
Haiku # 31390 June 3, 2003 7:23 am ET
by Californian Bum
Failed my exams
I
Haiku # 31389 June 3, 2003 7:19 am ET
by California bum
I
Haiku # 31388 June 3, 2003 7:14 am ET
by William Nippress
vomit on the flag
america I hate you
the finger to you
Haiku # 31387 June 3, 2003 6:44 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I never give in
I never weaken. Always fight
Tactfully withdraw
Haiku # 31386 June 3, 2003 6:43 am ET
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
Haiku # 31385 June 3, 2003 6:42 am ET
by Limey
These tactics I use
I
Haiku # 31384 June 3, 2003 6:41 am ET
by Limey
I piss on the flag
fuck you all America
you can kiss my Arse
Haiku # 31383 June 3, 2003 6:33 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Fall down and worship
Easy to pickup a name
To use as your own
Haiku # 31382 June 3, 2003 6:25 am ET
by sexually frustrated

Oh...and fuck you too Limey. You fucking asshole. All of you suck.

Haiku # 31381 June 3, 2003 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It appears Mox,SF
Is one who steals others names
Including my own
Haiku # 31380 June 3, 2003 6:19 am ET
by Limey
All of these people
Don
Haiku # 31379 June 3, 2003 6:11 am ET
by Limey
To those that attack
Note: if you live by the sword
You die by the sword
Haiku # 31378 June 3, 2003 5:59 am ET
by Philosophers R Us
.........cheerio william
at some more opportune time
......then old good fellow
Haiku # 31377 June 3, 2003 5:47 am ET
by ronin@ismyenglishquiteenglishnow
....so scott is now mox
amazing how these ladies
...so mutate themselves
Haiku # 31376 June 3, 2003 5:39 am ET
by ronin@harharhar
....strong pressure forces
a crack in his distressed mind
......to drop all pretense
.
.
...........of stability
.....as his psychological
......state so regresses
.
.
...... (tsk...tsk...tsk...)
Haiku # 31375 June 3, 2003 5:35 am ET
by ronin@withjungandfreud
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Haiku # 31374 June 3, 2003 5:26 am ET
by guess who? of moxification land
......believing himself
to be that which he is not
........is aberration
Haiku # 31372 June 3, 2003 5:22 am ET
by ronin@atthe18thholegrinning of gladsburg
william nipress
if anyone deserves death
it's certainly you
Haiku # 31368 June 3, 2003 5:20 am ET
by Mox
I won
Haiku # 31367 June 3, 2003 3:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck Americans
I crap large upon the flag
I
Haiku # 31366 June 3, 2003 3:47 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Don
Haiku # 31365 June 3, 2003 3:42 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Americans so crude
They don
Haiku # 31364 June 3, 2003 3:39 am ET
by Limey
Coughed up a gold ring
Like to know where that came from?
I
Haiku # 31363 June 3, 2003 3:33 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Getty unhappy
He didn
Haiku # 31362 June 3, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31361 June 3, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Getty died close by
I wait breathless to see if
I
Haiku # 31360 June 3, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress