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29 Years, 79 Days and 78055 Haiku later...
....strong pressure forces
a crack in his distressed mind
......to drop all pretense
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...........of stability
.....as his psychological
......state so regresses
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...... (tsk...tsk...tsk...)
Haiku # 31375 June 3, 2003 5:35 am ET
by ronin@withjungandfreud
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Haiku # 31374 June 3, 2003 5:26 am ET
by guess who? of moxification land
......believing himself
to be that which he is not
........is aberration
Haiku # 31372 June 3, 2003 5:22 am ET
by ronin@atthe18thholegrinning of gladsburg
william nipress
if anyone deserves death
it's certainly you
Haiku # 31368 June 3, 2003 5:20 am ET
by Mox
I won
Haiku # 31367 June 3, 2003 3:52 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Fuck Americans
I crap large upon the flag
I
Haiku # 31366 June 3, 2003 3:47 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Don
Haiku # 31365 June 3, 2003 3:42 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Americans so crude
They don
Haiku # 31364 June 3, 2003 3:39 am ET
by Limey
Coughed up a gold ring
Like to know where that came from?
I
Haiku # 31363 June 3, 2003 3:33 am ET
by sexually frustrated
Getty unhappy
He didn
Haiku # 31362 June 3, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31361 June 3, 2003 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Getty died close by
I wait breathless to see if
I
Haiku # 31360 June 3, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Casually observed
Others behavior stranger
Than that of my own
Haiku # 31359 June 3, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I pull someone out
Survivor from the wreckage
That someone is me
Haiku # 31358 June 3, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Tub of green ivy
The flash of natures colour
Against a bland wall
Haiku # 31357 June 3, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Between exposures
Politicians just don
Haiku # 31356 June 3, 2003 2:35 am ET
by William Nippress
three one thre three three
no, i'm not william nippress
i remain myself
Haiku # 31355 June 2, 2003 10:31 pm ET
by ash
do you understand reality?
or do you understand fantasy?
either way your screwed
Haiku # 31354 June 2, 2003 6:39 pm ET
by untamed of california
Eat out of my hand
People succers for laughter
Not much to go round

Haiku # 31353 June 2, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cracked a joke at them
Took control of them simply
Made them laugh out loud
Haiku # 31352 June 2, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Felt like a stranger
Locals quiet as I walk in
Like Mary Celeste
Haiku # 31351 June 2, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
Sixteenth century
Village of Fingest by name
Pubs great atmosphere
Haiku # 31350 June 2, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by William Nippress
Sit outside a pub
A garden full of flowers
A pint of cold beer
Haiku # 31349 June 2, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Last thing we expected
Driving down a country lane
Herd of red deer
Haiku # 31348 June 2, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
31313, 31335, 31341, not mine:
Haiku # 31347 June 2, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
eternal suck-fest
how deplorable are you
let me count the ways
Haiku # 31346 June 2, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Write the book and stop wasting time asking questions that don't matter until you have written it.
By PButler
Good free advice from a stranger.
Haiku # 31345 June 2, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by searle of looking for meaning
Doing her on the rag
pulled out before climax
Blood clot on my knob gave me butterflies
Haiku # 31344 June 2, 2003 4:56 pm ET
by searle of memory lane
when everything fails
fall back on your psychosis
my bread and butter
Haiku # 31343 June 2, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
got fired from school
i have now learned my lesson
kids are off limits
Haiku # 31342 June 2, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream
Haiku # 31341 June 2, 2003 4:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
i have syphilis
i also drive ice cream trucks
don't eat the ice cream
Haiku # 31340 June 2, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm a proud sadist
she's a die-hard masochist
true love does exist
Haiku # 31339 June 2, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
hitler was kinky
eva would crap on his head
a little known fact
Haiku # 31338 June 2, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
she won't do anal
so i piss in her canal
exacting revenge
Haiku # 31337 June 2, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Nippress
Nipress
Nipres
Nippres
Nipprress
Niprress
Niprres
Haiku # 31336 June 2, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"Willlmaaaaaaaaa!!"

Fred Flinstone, 1968
Haiku # 31335 June 2, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
i climb the plateau
her protruding pudenda
i conquer with ease
Haiku # 31334 June 2, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Limey = SF
William Nippress = Ash
onjaysun = SF
Haiku # 31333 June 2, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I really am SF, I also like
buggering children
Haiku # 31332 June 2, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by Limey
she's dry as a bone
saliva and vaseline
equally useless
Haiku # 31331 June 2, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Oh england....how pitiful you are,
what a stanky place to live,
europeans smell of sewar water
and bad beer
Haiku # 31330 June 2, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LIMEY = SF
Haiku # 31329 June 2, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gurgling semen
a remedy for sore throats
i give it a shot
Haiku # 31328 June 2, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
breaking the hymen
the smell of blood in my nose
thrust even harder
Haiku # 31327 June 2, 2003 3:38 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they ran out of brains
i got a big cock instead
no need to complain
Haiku # 31326 June 2, 2003 3:23 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
it's time to unite
vulgarians of the world
we shall rule them all
Haiku # 31325 June 2, 2003 3:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Bush shakes a french hand
"but Mommmm!...they give up easy
and they smell of cheese!"
Haiku # 31324 June 2, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by onjaysun (Dubya excused himself to make a Oui-Oui)
So what
Haiku # 31323 June 2, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Limey
Small world, small people
Even smaller intellect
You
Haiku # 31322 June 2, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Limey